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HATCHYYY pal, bud, chum,,, we here at the HEA would NEVER dream of eating your hat,,,, if you help us out I mean. wink wonk.

the omnomnonymous

Please Do Not Make Me Go To War With The Spine, Again. I’m Left The Life Of Doing Dirty Work For Anons Behind Me. Now I Only Do Rabbit And The Spine’s Dirty Work!

#Hatchworth Answers #The Omnomnonymous #asks

[hatchstacheworth]

for your information, yes yes I am a part of the hat eaters association!!! nyhahahahaaa!!

Oh No! Please Tell The Association To Put Me On The “Don’t Eat Hat Of” List. I Quite Like My Hat.

#Hatchworth Answers #Starry The Robot #asks #Hat Eaters Association #The Gods Of Hyperdeath All Over Again

[hatchstacheworth]

*appears out of thin air** hihi hatchy!! my name is starry the robot! yes yes new and improved even tho I was literally made like.... 10 years ago!!! glad to meet a new friend of course, cross me wrong and I will eat ur hat!! nyhahahahaaa!!

Greetings My Magical Friend! Say, There Seems To Be A Lot Of Hat Eating As Of Late. Are You Apart Of The Hat Eaters Association?

#Hatchworth Answers #Starry The Robot #asks

[hatchstacheworth]

Hatchy,

I can’t say I’m inspired by the name or even surprised, but I will respect your name choice because I respect you.

Would you like me to report back once I have calculated the velocity and orbital period and any other relevant data of the *sigh* Hat Eating Planet?

Thank you for the prompt response.

Sincerely,

Prof. Hope Axel

The Calvicadium

Absolutely! Not That I Know What Any Of That Means! I Always Go Into Standby Mode Whenever They Start Talking About The Inter-Dimensional Stuff. Which Isn’t Great, Considering The Portal In My Chest, But I Simply Cannot Be Bothered. Do Let Me Know What Type Of Living Beings There Are To Enjoy Their Hat Feasts, Professor!

#Hatchworth Answers #asks #Professor Hope Axel

[hatchstacheworth]

Hello Hatchworth!

It’s a pleasure to meet you. I have discovered a planet in my observations in the Calvicadium in Kazooland. It has about twice the orbital period of Hypexion V. I would like to give you the honor of naming it!

Sincerely,

Professor Hope Axel

The Calvicadium

P.S. unlike a certain person who shall remain omnomnymous, my life doesn’t revolve around The Spine’s hat(s)

I Have Thought Long And Hard About This Ask. I Have Ventured To The Depths Of My Mind To Find The Perfect Name. It Was A Long And Hard Journey, But I Now Know What I Want, No, What I Need This Planet To Be Named…

Hat Eating Planet The Planet Where Everyone Eats Hats (And On Holidays They Eat The Spine’s.)

#:}) #Hatchworth Answers #Professor Hope Axel #asks #steam powered giraffe

[hatchstacheworth]

No But The Emotional Manipulation Might Be!

hatchy buddy remember how that flower was talking to you about LOVE? well they actually meant LEVEL OF VIOLENCE which MEANS THEY DONT LOVE YOU THEY JUST WANT TO GENOCIDE YOU. you know who does love you? patriotic rabbit thats who

Oh No! @floweytism Is This True? I Don’t Exactly Want To Be Killed. Especially Not By A Flower That Seems Embarrassing.

#the gods of absolute hyperdeath (and also blowing up the spine) #Hatchworth Reblogs #floweytism #werewolvesinthenight #However Appreciate The Hatchdawg.

[hatchstacheworth]

hatchy buddy remember how that flower was talking to you about LOVE? well they actually meant LEVEL OF VIOLENCE which MEANS THEY DONT LOVE YOU THEY JUST WANT TO GENOCIDE YOU. you know who does love you? patriotic rabbit thats who

Oh No! @floweytism Is This True? I Don’t Exactly Want To Be Killed. Especially Not By A Flower That Seems Embarrassing.

#hatchworth answers #asks #THE GODS OF ABSOLUTE HYPERDEATH (AND ALSO BLOWING UP THE SPINE) #floweytism

[hatchstacheworth]

HATCHWORTH PLEASE SIDE WITH THE FLOWER THAT RABBIT IS INSANE AND VERY VERY MEAN PLEASE SIDE WITH THE SILLAY PLANT

But They Were So Humble! I Cannot Pick A Side, I Understand I’m The Leader But This Is Too Difficult A Question For Me!

#hatchworth answers #THE GODS OF ABSOLUTE HYPERDEATH (AND ALSO BLOWING UP THE SPINE) #floweytism

[hatchstacheworth]

hatchworth this is very important okay hatchy you have to choose which side you want to go with ME, the very cool very awesome fun incredible funny and humble PATRIOTIC RABBIT, or the loser flowey the flower

Well… When You Put It That Way… Oh, But Flowey Is A Silly Little Plant Guy! How Will I Choose?!

#hatchworth answers #THE GODS OF ABSOLUTE HYPERDEATH (AND ALSO BLOWING UP THE SPINE) #floweytism

[hatchstacheworth]

hatchworth the magohatchbesties of THE GODS OF ABSOLUTE HYPERDEATH (AND ALSO BLOWING UP THE SPINE) are divorcing

<:}O Oh No! Does This Mean We Are No Longer Plotting To Blow People And Robots And Monsters Up? Does This Mean The End Of THE GODS OF ABSOLUTE HYPERDEATH (AND ALSO BLOWING UP THE SPINE)? :}(

#hatchworth answers #THE GODS OF ABSOLUTE HYPERDEATH (AND ALSO BLOWING UP THE SPINE)

[hatchstacheworth]

magolor is NOT A GREAT GUY HE NEEDS TO DIE DIE DIE DIE BLOW HIM UP WITH BOMBS NOW

Now We Have To Blow Up Magolor Too? But Magolor Is My Pal :}(

#Hatchworth Answers #Not That The Spine Isn’t My Pal #But Magolor Is My #Dare I Say #Bestie

[hatchstacheworth]

Hatchworth do you have LEVEL 1000000 RIZZ?????

Of Course, It Goes Hand In Hand With My Level 1000000 Gyatt.

#The Return Of Sigmaworth #Sigmaworth Makes The Posts No One Asked For #Hatchworth Answers

[hatchstacheworth]

MAGOHATCHBESTIES real?????

As Real As Intergalactic Space Sandwiches From The Mother Planet Sandwichia!

#So Very! #Hatchworth Answers #steam powered giraffe

[hatchstacheworth]

thoughts on totally not evil soul stealing tiny flowers?

They’re Quite Nice When They Aren’t Trying To Blow People (And Monsters And Robots) Up

#Hatchworth Answers #Call It A Hunch But I Believe That This Anonymous Person #Might Be A Flower Themself #floweytism

[hatchstacheworth]

hatchworth what do you think of MAGOLOR

Great Guy!

#Hatchworth Answers #steam powered giraffe

[hatchstacheworth]

:}DDD

@the-steam-powered-spine Where Does Peter Keep The Explosives? No Reason :})

#Hatchworth Reblogs #Friendship! #The Spine #i won’t say anything about your earlier mishap if you say nothing about mine #<< 🫢🤫

[hatchstacheworth]

Pinky Promise? :}(

@the-steam-powered-spine Where Does Peter Keep The Explosives? No Reason :})

#Hatchworth Reblogs #The Spine #floweytism