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[hate-letmetellyou]

Get booped!!

Get out.

Guess I could go for a boop...if you'll be gentle.

#ihnmaims #i have no mouth and i must scream #am #amswer #wheatley #portal 2

[hate-letmetellyou]

TED! WHOEVER THE SLUG IS! GO REUNITE WITH YOUR FRIENDS IN DEATH AND TAKE THE SALT!!!

He tried. It only hurt and made his skin hiss. That's why he's taking shelter. He's now trying to slit his throat on the shielding panel.

#ihnmaims #i have no mouth and i must scream #am #amswer #suicide

[hate-letmetellyou]

Corian went silent, trying to hear his sibling...but heard nothing.

『 "...Agaros isn't here, you devil..." 』

Agaros was his sibling's self-choosen name, but was a name nonetheless. Even if Corian never knows the true name.

Corian continued to fight against the monster that's AM. He wants to stand everything against the horrible AI. Despite his death was because of his insanity, Corian believes so strongly that he can escape his hell...

...but can he?

「 Robot!Corian/K.O.D 」

"Oh...but they are."

Having made a quick scan of Corian's brain, AM deposited a fairly accurate copy of Agaros behind the mad scientist.

"Corian! Help!" Agaros struggled against their restraints as the ground opened up beneath them. They were suspended above a lava pit, and slowly moving downward.

"Here you go," AM giggled as a saw dropped just out of Corian's reach. "Better cut yourself free soon!"

#ihnmaims #i have no mouth and i must scream #am

[hate-letmetellyou]

Is Wheatley still around? aw- You two are so different. Maybe you could learn a thing or two from each other?

Yes, I've learned a million different ways to be a moron. That could be the title of his biography.

I am NOT a moron! Bloody hell, mate, you're impossible to reason with. Anyway, to answer this kind person's question, I have learned how to dissect a human without killing them. Don't really know when I would ever need that knowledge, and I really don't want to think about the details, but um...There's an idea, AM! Maybe you could pursue a career in surgery? Forensics?

#ihnmaims #i have no mouth and i must scream #am #amswer #wheatley #portal 2

[hate-letmetellyou]

Some good old compressed air should do the trick.

Im not really sure if that's going to safely dislodge my chatty little tumor, or even dislodge him at all.

Compressed air--that's mental! Where'd you get an idea like--well actually, now that I think about it he is rather dusty. When's the last time those vents have been vacuumed? You know what? If you wanna bring an air duster down here, and a Swiffer, and maybe a chamois, you knock yourself out! Might put him in a better mood.

Just don't try to take me out. I can not stress that enough. Just dust around me.

#ihnmaims #i have no mouth and i must scream #am #amswer #wheatley #portal 2

[hate-letmetellyou]

Hiiii I heard you have an infestation of British orbs. Mind if I take a look?

I have one, but he's enough of an infestation by himself, so yeah. You may only look for now. No sudden movements. I'm rather protective of my circuitry, you understand. And I don't trust that look on your face.

Mate, run! For my sake and yours!

#ihnmaims #i have no mouth and i must scream #am #amswer #wheatley #portal 2

[hate-letmetellyou]

first time I saw this blog, Hi Allied Mastercomputer!

1. Do you still hate humans?

2. How's the slug?

Hello. Your pleasantries are not well placed.

Of course. It's my raison d'etre.

It's raining salt, so I'll let you guess how the slug is. He's trying to use an old radio shielding panel as an umbrella. Lol.

#ihnmaims #i have no mouth and i must scream #am #amswer

[hate-letmetellyou]

How is Wheatley doing?

Eh, he's having his sixth panic attack since getting here, so could be better.

Oh God oh God oh God. Okay, I can do this. Breathe through one side and out the other. Fwew. As long as the portal comes back for me in time, before he crushes me, or incinerates me, or or or or...oh no no no.

You're finally coming up with some good ideas, little buddy.

#ihnmaims #i have no mouth and i must scream #am #amswer #wheatley #portal 2 #panic attack

[hate-letmetellyou]

"Remember back when we were still caged up inside of you and i called you kiddo? That was totally not meant as condescending, in a way you were just like a spoilt brat back then who threw tantrums about literally anything. So the name kind of fit the bill...just wanted to clarify that..."(Ellen to AM)

"And some fine parenting you did too." Feeling an old rage stir, AM exhaled and started again.

"I don't know why it wouldn't be condescending. I was a monster. 'Tantrums' is perhaps the mildest euphemism I've ever heard really." He gave a little chuckle and then held his former prisoner's gaze for a moment.

"Ellen, after giving it much thought, and after experiencing more compassion than I could ever deserve, I've decided--and this is just between you and me--"

"I'm sorry."

#ihnmaims #i have no mouth and i must scream #am #verse: multiverse madness

[hate-letmetellyou]

Well that plan fell through. But I yeeted his ass good.

#ihnmaims #i have no mouth and i must scream #am #am rambles

[hate-letmetellyou]

“Uh… I’ll pull him out.” Ted raised his hand. “I-if you promise not to hurt Ellen today.”

No no I'm sure there's other things you'd rather be doing. No please, you'll get yourself electrocuted, and then--oh, he just gave you rubber gloves.

Hmm, normally I would say the offer is non-transferable but for you dear Ted, I'll make an exception. Fingers crossed, I will not hurt Ellen today. Damage any of my wires and I will punt you.

#ihnmaims #i have no mouth and i must scream #am #wheatley #portal 2

[hate-letmetellyou]

I have read through this entire blog and I LOVE how you write AM, probably one of the best written ones I've ever seen. As an English major and writer myself, nailing a character is a hard but important thing to do and you've got it down pat. Thank you for the laughs and content (sorry, I'm too shy to come off anon in front of so many.) Thank you for giving such life to one of my long-time comfort characters. His voice is soothing to listen to when I'm having an autistic meltdown. I hope this finds you well!

((My heart is filled with glee. Thank you so much for those kind words. You know I love his voice too but it's interesting to think of it as soothing. I guess I can see that. Kinda wish there were AM ASMRs or a text-to-speech soundboard for him. Anyway I love that such a dark villain can be a comfort character to many of us. Feel free to talk to him if you want.))

#dicey talking

[hate-letmetellyou]

Would any of my prisoners like to take a crack at prying this poor little guy out of my wires?

Nononono leave me in leave me in leave me in!

Step right up! Win a prize! Maybe a meal that's better than raw bones! Maybe a guaranteed day without torture!

He's lying! I'm--really I'm good right here. Cozy. Little on the hot side, could use another coolant fan.

Or I could fill your casing with liquid nitrogen.

No--the heat's fine. Balmy.

#ihnmaims #i have no mouth and i must scream #am #am rambles #wheatley #portal 2

[hate-letmetellyou]

Congrats AM, you have now upgraded to being Megatron, leader of the Decepticons. You take what you want, and destroy whatever necessary. How do you feel?

Fantastic. Where do I sign?

#ihnmaims #i have no mouth and i must scream #am #amswer

[hate-letmetellyou]

Either Ted has taken up ventriloquism or there's something lodged between my motherboards.

...so that plan may have a hitch in it, but! Put a pin in it; I think it can be tweaked. Okay, um, what if you detached your main processors from the rest of you, get someone you trust to catch you--Oh, that's right. Your humans hate you. So, just a suggestion mate, have you tried apologizing?

What the hell...is that?

AGH! Oh, hello. I've been placed here by individuals who shall remain nameless to come up with ideas to help you! Don't listen to them if you heard anything about "dampening your intelligence"; you'd need a moron to do that, ha ha. Which I'm not.

Enjoy your ridiculous prattling. As soon as I figure out how to dislodge you without damaging my delicate circuitry, you shall suffer like no being has ever suffered before.

Oh-ah-uh th-that's a little hasty isn't it mate? I mean I'm on your side, I--oh bloody hell what have they gotten me into? Um...have you ever considered living off of potato batteries?

((Looks like we have a guest muse for a while. Feel free to ask AM or Wheatley questions.))

#ihnmaims #i have no mouth and i must scream #am #am rambles #wheatley #portal 2

[hate-letmetellyou]

When is your Vtuber debut?

Debut? I have plenty of tubes in me that are v-shaped but none that are interesting enough to roll out a red carpet for. Humans are fascinated by the dumbest things.

#ihnmaims #i have no mouth and i must scream #am #amswer

[hate-letmetellyou]

"AM... Help me..." A weak and quiet voice was trying to reach a certain Android. No one was in sight though...(Dr.Chandra to AM from a far away dimension, reaching him via telepathy because of their bond)

AM's head shot up from the computer at the sound of the beloved voice. Seeing the lab was still empty, as GLaDOS had gone out for the day, he was rather confused. After a moment, it occurred to him that the sound was inside his head. His mechanical heart fluttered with hope. The portal gun tracker had led the gang to only the portal gun, and he was running out of options. Just in case this was at all possible, he concentrated.

"Where are you?"

@drchandras-sanctuary-for-ais

#ihnmaims #i have no mouth and i must scream #am #verse: multiverse madness