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Hiatus note:
I'm going on hiatus for awhile ya'll. I've got some things to sort out. I'll see you again some rainy day.
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so my uncle is a priest and apparently can鈥檛 deny when i ask him to bless something so i now have a blessed laptop, blessed loaf of bread, and blessed underwear.聽
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NOTE TO SELF-SLOW THE FUCK DOWN!
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FEMA is doing an emergency alert test on all TVs, radios, and cell phones on October 4, 2023, at approximately 2:20pm ET.
If you live in the US and you have a phone you need to keep secret for any reason, make sure that it is turned off at this time.
Yes, I'm doing this months in advance, and yes, my blog has very little reach, but I figure better to post about it more than less.
Please reblog and add better tags than mine, I'm bad at tags.
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Veni vidi conveni consedi
I came I saw I fits I sits
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Easy Brown Butter Nutella Bars
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Elon Musk: I will start enforcing a rule where you have to pay to use X (Twitter)
Me:
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Saw a sad wet beast at the grocery store today
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Please. Help.
The girl I'm dating and I both think that we sleep on the left side of the bed. I'm coming to terms with the fact that she may be a psychopath and I don't know what's real anymore.
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Homemade Chocolate Marshmallows
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living with ADHD is being stuck in a Matrix of your own making, and forgetting you made it
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cats will see u eating a single bagel and look at u like your a european monarch cackling eating every last shred of food while they a poor beggar boy go off and die at war for the kingdom of a god they no longer believe in
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Aspen tree tunnel, Colorado, USA.
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Krispy Kreme (x)
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