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text 📲 open

Chastity: I've never seen the original either -- or the new one, for that matter -- but TV always does seem to leave us hanging on good shows, doesn't it? I've been waiting a long time for Locke & Key Season 2. At least the new Gossip Girl has been renewed, right? What is it even about if you don't mind my asking? How much gossip can one girl have? And doesn't she know it's impolite?

Haverly: I mean, I think it has? Not sure, I was mostly concerned with why it ended IN THE MIDDLE of the season because it so clearly was not a season finale episode that I watched. But I guess they took a mid-season break for whatever reason and the second half of the season is airing in a couple of months. BUT if that's how it's going NOW how long until I get a second season?

Haverly: But I guess it's just the drama of it all? Like this one dude literally broke up with his girlfriend AND GOT WITH HER LITTLE SISTER! And if you think that's bad, it gets worse. He's with the little sister now AND IS STILL IN LOVE WITH THE OLDER ONE 😬😬😬

#text #text: chastity #asuchastity

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text 📲 haliver

Oliver: what's gossip girl?? and why is she getting the boot??

Oliver: And they're filming it on tv???

Haverly: Have you lived under a rock for the past like year? Or, really 10 years I guess since the original show ended that long ago...

#text #text: oliver #asuoliver

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Haverly: Okay, so I was hesitant going in because I'd never seen the original so I thought I was going to be super lost, but like, I'm lowkey hooked on the Gossip Girl reboot and a little bummed that I won't even get new episodes until NOVEMBER!

Haverly: Why does tv do this to me?

#asustarter #/ yes i am posting a few opens #/ trying to get that muse going on people

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text 💢 holiver

Haverly: you know what's annoying? when shows take a break in the middle of a season. like i get there's sometimes schedule conflicts or budget constraints or whatever other reason that might delay making the show, but like come on! the first part of this season was like MONTHS ago, and you're just barely coming back with new episodes? i don't remember everything, i have to go back and watch it all over 😭😭😭

Haverly: and end rant~ how's your day going?

#text #text: oliver #asuoliver #/ an angry text! #/ i'm convinced this bish is bipolar

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text 🙄 heddie

Haverly: You accused me of not having anything nice to say to you ever and I literally cannot stand not proving you wrong so here's something nice.

Haverly: I honestly, 100%, hand to God think you'd be safe in a zombie apocalypse and outlive us all.

Haverly: .....because zombies eat brains and well, you have none.

Haverly: It still counts as being nice. It's a compliment if you squint.

#text #text: eddie #asueddie #/ a sarcastic text

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text 📲 haviego

Haverly: Okay, so like, this is probably a really petty thing to be upset about, but I need to vent! I was at Crownbucks, right, minding my own business at my table and this guy totally bumps into the edge of the table hard enough that my drink kind of splashed everywhere AND DOESN'T EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE IT!

Haverly: And you know me, I can be very annoying when I want to be, so I like cleared my throat in a "are you kidding me" kind of way and he turns around and looks at me like he had ZERO idea what I was upset about!!!

Haverly: Please tell me it's stupid to be this upset about it in your very zen like way. I could use some chill right about now 🙏

#text #text: diego #asudiego

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text 📲 mackverly

Haverly: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG I SWEAR I JUST SAW HARRY STYLES AT THE MALL! I KNOW YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS AND TRUST ME WHEN I TELL YOU I BARLEY CARE, BUT WHEN A CELEBRITY OF THAT CALIBER IS AROUND YOU JUST GOTTA

Haverly: Oh wait... it was just the pretzel guy, my bad.

#text #text: mackenna #asumackenna #/ a weird text! #/ lmao i guess IDK

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text 📲 snowtwins

Haverly: UGH!!!

#text #text: hannah #asuhannah #/ a one word text!

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text 📲 sydverly

Haverly: Hey you 💕 hope things are going better for you now than the last time we talked! And if not, then I'm always here to talk if you need to - especially if things involve a certain stupid cousin of mine who's stupid.

#text #text: sydney #asusydney #/ a loving text

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text 💬 havteo

Mateo: CLEARLY THIS IS A SIGN THAT YOU NEED TO DO MORE!

Mateo: Did you not notice the door number? Do you know what building or floor you're on, at least?

Mateo: DON'T KINK SHAME, HAVERLY! LOTS OF PEOPLE LIKE BEING CALLED DADDY AND SPANKING!

Haverly: I DID NOT SHAME! I JUST SAID I DO NOT NEED TO HEAR THIS! I DO NOT NEED TO KNOW THEIR LIFE IN THIS MUCH DETAIL!

Haverly: WAIT SALVATION! THE DOOR IS CRACKED! what do you think my chances of sneaking out of here are? I THINK I CAN ARMY CRAWL IT!

#text #text: mateo #asumateo

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text  💬 gunverly

Gunnar: Ah shit, I forgot girls can't aim. Can you TRY aiming? Like a little bit?

Gunnar: Again, do you want me to torch him?

Haverly: I mean... maybe? That still sounds messy lmao I knew I should have bought that She Wee when I saw that infomercial, damn!

Haverly: No, that'd get you in trouble shush. No fire. Fire bad in this case.

#text #text: gunnar #asugunnar

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text 💬 waverly

Waldo: never say never. the world works in musterious ways haha. if u had to kill me how wud u do it?

Waldo: the pegnuins tried to turn me into a penguin with them and its mostly luck that has me here instead of sucked up into a world with them. id make an awful penguin.

Haverly: Hm, not that mysterious that I'd suddenly have the urge to kill you. Wow, really making me do this? Well, um, I guess I could always go the poison route. Seems easier, tbh.

Haverly: Um, excuse? You, sir, would be the cutest little penguin with your little cap and everything!

#text #text: waldo #asuwaldo

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text 💬 ruberly

Ruby: I'd never thought to do it before either but trying something new every day is a fun way to live!

Ruby: Go get yourself some bacon, girl! You deserve it!

Ruby: GO GET SOME BOTTOMLESS BRUNCH!

Haverly: Where has like, the best bacon though? Because I am so NOT cooking it myself lmao

Haverly: Not unless I feel like calling the fire department today.

Haverly: Also if there was a place that just served bottomless mimosas and bacon, that'd be heaven.

#text #text: ruby #asuruby

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text 💬 mackverly

Mackenna: I want to learn from you, but I cannot when I'm unsure as to what precisely it is you're saying. Is Tuesday Boozeday a holiday of sorts?

Haverly: About as close to one as Taco Tuesday is, I guess? Does that count? Because if so, then I am way behind on celebrating tacos.

#text #text: mackenna #asumackenna

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text 💬 quiverly

Quincy: Weird nonsensical things can just be weird and nonsensical sometimes; they don't totes have to mean something awful. Not to sound too shrink-ish but I do want to emphasize that, like, a mental breakdown wouldn't mean you're "horribly broken". It would just mean that there's only a certain amount that a human brain can take and, like, sometimes, we get overloaded. Have you been feeling overloaded lately?

Haverly: You did sound a bit shrink-ish there so I might not have like thoroughly read all that lol, but it's fine, you work it 😉 but to answer the question no? Not really? Not that I know of anyway? Things are pretty good, actually. I just don't usually put keys in the fridge so like, you know. Just had to be sure.

#text #text: quincy #asuquincy

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text 💬 haviego

Diego: Yeah, sorry, I thought about keeping that info to myself but sharing is caring. You don't have to be sorry, I'm sure the hangover you got was bad enough. I've never had the balls to try absinthe. Was it fun though?

Haverly: No, it's fine! I'd rather know if I like offend you at all rather than you keep it buried deep down and resent me forever for it. You haven't? Huh, maybe I should try it a second time and share with you 😊 honestly though the taste is disgusting, but it does get you pretty wasted. If you're looking to get trashed quick, definitely the way to go.

#text #text: diego #asudiego

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text 💬 holiver

Oliver: YOU FIRED A CANONON???? AND DIDN'T FACETIME ME!?

Haverly: I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS SUPPOSED TO! It's on my channel though, so if you're that torn up about it go watch it! And boost it by smashing that like 😊

#text #text: oliver #asuoliver