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"Yeah, so apparently while mom and Rodrick were at the zoo, they got kidnapped and Rodrick killed a man."

[ID: The scene at the end of Saw VI where William Easton gets dissolved by acid, drawn in the Diary of a Wimpy Kid style. Brent and Tara Abbott are replaced by Rodrick and Mom Heffley respectively. William looks resigned with the bottom half of his body turned into goop. End ID.]

#saw vi

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Designing a good fursona is impossible because no matter what I do nothing will look closer to me than Makunga from Madagascar 2

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mr phil connors look behind you it's the groundhog mascot with a morningstar!!!!! ahhh fuck he's too self absorbed to hear us

(id in alt)

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Still really funny that Marvel named a movie “Endgame” and sold it as the final culmination of the MCU where they killed off two main characters and retired a third and then were shocked when people started loosing interest in the MCU after that

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If you ever feel like you’ve made bad decisions just remember that somewhere out there is a theatre director at an all-white high school about to choose the spring musical

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i listened to Groundhog Day the musical in the beginning of june and i havent stopped thinking about it since

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You ever just wake up from an incredibly graphic and realistic nightmare that was a pure psychological horror based on your own personal phobias and trauma and just roll over like “aw shit I got too hot last night I guess.” And then make toast like you didn’t just experience the nine circles of hell before 9 am

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what in the goddamn…?

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fnv doodles

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mr phil connors look behind you it's the groundhog mascot with a morningstar!!!!! ahhh fuck he's too self absorbed to hear us

(id in alt)

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punxsutawney phil is easily the most celebrated american to ever live despite having notably put that weatherman in the hell loop for around 33 years. we have to deplatform this marmot

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Chapter 1 Issue 8

Pip Jackal wakes up.

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#pip jackal

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That old lady in Novac : Why did you bring me over here under Dinky the T Rex?

The Courier :

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Rich jerk gets a boo-boo

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#yeah but it would be an entirely offscreen adventure #he’d mention it once but #nobody would really care

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Nigel Dickerson: The joke of my show has become my reality. Nigel: I'm imprisoned in a house I can't even call my own, forced to live with...that...that Thing. Nigel: For pity's sake, I have to spend my evening by the door waiting for him to return so he doesn't smash through the wall. Nigel: The only remaining scrap of joy in my life is knowing that He's sent out to face down monsters just as bad as he. Mr. Bonzo: *Bonzoing contentedly up to the door.* Mr. Bonzo: ....*expectant* Nigel: ...Welcome home, Mr. Bonzo. Mr. Bonzo: Bonzo BONZO! Nigel: If...if you don't mind telling me....where did they send you? Mr. Bonzo: *dips a finger in Putrid Meat Juice and etches out like a kids' fingerpainting*: STRIP CLUB :) Nigel:

#HELP #tmagp