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Y’ALL MY PARENTS FOUND THIS SECRET ACCOUNT ABORT ABORT

#SHIT

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imagine being named April or January or whatever & being confused bc that’s not when your birthday is and your parents say “oh we just liked the name it has nothing to do with your birth” but then you realize you were born 9 months after the month u are named for

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Just overheard two teenaged boys at the front door of their friend’s house. One was on the phone and gently said, “Oh, did you just wake up?” And the other one yelled “OPEN UP, FUCKNUGGET!” while slamming his hand on the door. I gotta say I love the friendship dynamic

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I’m too lazy for dating. Why can’t someone materialize out of nowhere and agree that we should spend the rest of our lives together

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okay so here’s the shit: you can be racist towards white people but systematic racism cannot be applied to the majority

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anything can be a weapon if you try hard enough

Can pigeons be weaponized

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sometimes being a Responsible Adult™ doesn’t mean cooking a balanced meal. sometimes it means adding a spoonful of nut butter to your microwave meal so at least you get some protein. 

sometimes it means buying a gallon of the one brand of vegetable juice u like, so you get some green stuff into your diet.  

sometimes it means running the dishwasher twice when u can’t rinse stuff by hand, of using paper plates so the dishes don’t pile up.

sometimes being a Responsible Adult™ means getting your body & mind the stuff it needs in an unconventional way. sometimes it means realizing there is no such thing as the “right” way. there is only what you can manage, and what works for your situation.

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i was scrolling tumblr mindessly beside my mom and i pass like, an aesthetic pic of a pair of tits (with a necklace. but mostly tits) and my mom is like "hold on. what was that." and i show her and shes like "oh! that's cool. tits........ you like those!" and like i just wanted to tell everyone... i love straight people. i think we should keep them around after the revolution, for entertainment

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The year is 2022. You’re driving home from work, wifey calls & asks you to get some diapers for the baby. You grab roses for her. Life’s good. She’s crying in the closet you forgot the diapers what’s she gonna do with roses idiot there’s shit everywhere this is why your parents never loved y

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y'all really are weirdly confrontational on here for like no reason tho like its hilarious cause none of y'all would say that shit to anyone irl like lmaooo

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persona 4 said ACAB before its time

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Tiny animals to brighten your dashboard. 😍

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