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I enjoy adding "as one does" in parentheses after describing a strange thing to do (as one does).

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we’re a social species. use your goddamn turn signal.

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autistic at the bar

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poetry is a fundamental food group if you dont read a decent poem once or twice a month you get soul anemic bone tired and all that

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im dying at the function, i may have a fever

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“And remember: the sky is the limit! You can be anything you want to be!”

“Thank you. I want to be a secretary.”

That stopped them short. “What?”

“A secretary,” she repeated.

“But…” they trailed off, dumbfounded. “Why? You could be a CEO, a scientist, a law–”

“I don’t want to be a CEO,” she said. “I want to be a secretary.”

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This is why it is so important to be critical and double check everything you generate using image generators and text-based AI.

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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

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the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight

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Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens

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Sorry my posts haven't been as frequent or funny as usual. It's because I'm eating well, sleeping regularly, and exercising

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fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away

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every leo placement (sun, moon or rising) i know suffered some kind of abandonment as a child and were at some point raised by their grandmother

whats up with this

#leo placements #astrology observations