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fuck you fuck your found family of misfits and gay warlocks and shit dont you fucking dare grapple with your emotional struggles in an empowering story of overcoming trauma in my fucking dungeon there is no tenderness here there is no tendersoft slow burn romance there is nothing but weeping and howling and the gnashing of gore-stained teeth in the dark there is acidspray and dart traps and boiling oil pits and skeleton archers firing through murderslits and false doors and bomb-rigged treasure chests and giant fucking ogres and a frankenstein and a vampire (NOT a traumatized goth with a heart of gold it's a fucking nosferatuwho wants to fucking kill you and not even eat you) and electric eels and zombies and Poison and cave ins and electrical traps and spinningflayers and shrieking hellion devils and barbed wire and backstabbing ninjas and actual landmines . I'm going to capture your found family and I'm going to kill them it's not even going to be a conflict that you can resolve by overcoming your dead childhood hamster trauma and reunite with your loved ones I'm going to set them on fire

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this is a total normal thing for ANOTHER COUNTRY'S foreign intelligence agency front to say to American university students who are peacefully demonstrating against the genocide and oppression of Palestinians

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somehow the poor cops who we were told are simply too understaffed and underpaid because of Woke to deal with 'rampant rising crime' have found the strength to beat the shit out of college students across the whole country for peacefully saying "divest from the country killing innocent palestinians in the tens of thousands"

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my twitter drafts are a special ring of hell

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why the fuck was he kinda cooking with that bumpersticker

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I become exhausted when post-consumer/reuse ideas become trendy because I'll see someone on the community page asking where they can get 20 1-gallon milk jugs for their indoor gardening projects and the answer is obviously the waste bin, after drinking 20 gallons of milk. But they dont mean that, they mean where can they buy them new and already clean. But the point of using gallon jugs is to make clever use of things you already have, not to buy more.

Like when pallet gardening was a thing but people wanted brand new clean looking pallets instead of going to the hardware store loading dock and asking if they could take broken and used ones.

Like yes we get that ot looks cute and it's a solution to a problem but the point of it was to use things that would have been otherwise tossed.

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if you're wondering why THIS tiktok ban bill made it through the senate unlike last time...

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Butch boyfriends

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My controversial leftist opinion is that you should all vote. Not for joe biden but at least vote for something cool if you can.

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overtly fascist america sending its footsoldiers to a fucking university protest and its not even may yet. remind me somebody how voting for biden is a lesser evil or how voting in general is relevant to what the real world ends up like

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Palestine is a feminist issue. It's 100% an issue that global feminists should be tackling but it's interesting to see reports of infections from a lack of decent menstrual sanitation products and reports of a 300% increase in miscarriages in Gazans and all these "the future is female!!! Repro rights!!! No period shaming!!!!" libfems are silent. I can't say I'm surprised, this is just liberal white feminism to a T, but by God does this shit piss me off. Our inability to ease the suffering of Gazans going through traumatic periods, births, and miscarriages because of Israeli violence should have the whole world heaving.

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Slurp on my gurt

- Gurt

Do you know its purp?

- Gurt

Do they put you in the dirt?

- Purp

Do they put you in a shirt?

- Purp

Where do they put you?

- In the dirt

Where do they put you?

- In a shirt

Say that three times fast

- Put me in the dirt put me in a shirt put me in the dirt put me in a shirt put me in the dirt put me in a shirt

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The Dyke Project manifesto printed on the back of estradiol and testogel boxes

#me: *sees its printed on tgel* pretty cool! #me: *sees its printed on E and T* OH FUCK YES

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Your dog girlfriend wants to go out on a walk

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I have repeat nightmares that I get cancelled bc the white girls I fw cant stop saying the n word. To clarify they dont do that at all. just in my nightmares.