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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

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I Seriously Hope You Guys Don't Eat This

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Dutch artist, Redmer Hoekstra.

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Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

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guy who enjoys german class a little too much: ancient slavs had words of power they used to shout mountains apart

girl who collects crystals: that's actually true as fuck

70 year old professor who sometimes calls students "comrade": faggotry is actually good, I don't have a problem with faggotry, Aristotle was a faggot, Caesar was a faggot...

guy behind me: YOOOOO check it out (pulls up beheading video on a chechen telegram previously unknown to mankind)

Professor: ...Galileo was a faggot, I think Napoleon was a faggot, Comrade Tito probably wasn't a faggot but...

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the sigh of relief i let out after clicking on the last block of spoiler text

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never totally understood the preoccupation with swords as exclusively phallic symbolism to be honest. this is clearly scissoring.

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Lmao how is this real, "the ambient sounds of the world were wrong, sir"

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Me: I hate gossip

Also me:

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Sorry but your sexual fantasy has a plot hole in it. Orgasm denied.

#prev

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A Field Guide to Roadside Wildflowers At Full Speed

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sketch to celebrate my first totaled mech in lancer

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at my sketchbook. straight up “drawing it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. Nothing

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the thing about the three musketeers (book) is that there are three musketeers (guys) and also a fourth dude who's always hanging out with them and is part of the friend group. yet he is not one of the three musketeers

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Vigilante