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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

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"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."

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”You don't need to say anything.”

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There’s still debate about split attraction on my dash why do you people even care

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”You want me to apologise.”

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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careless whisper fucks so insanely hard and i will never forgive the internet for making it a "meme song." tonight the music seems so loud i wish that we could lose this crowd maybe its better this way we'd hurt each other with the things we want to say. if you even care.

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Rand should be allowed to kill people for how they treat him but he wouldn’t do it, like I think he should have the option.

Bro your sister goes missing and you blame yourself for it because you should have been watching her and the guilt eats you alive and then one by one your friends leave you but you still can’t move on and there’s no explaination for where she’s gone, you can find a drowned person, why can’t they find her, it must be a cult thing, so you get paranoid and start researching cults and you’re still a depressed highschool flunk and you can’t get a job and you have no drive to live because the guilt is that strong.

People judge you and see you as the same troublesome cunt you were as a mentally ill teenager and there’s no one to help you, so you keep yourself away and smoke pot until you can’t remember why you feel a deep dark pit of guilt in your soul, and then your town is destroyed by bugs controlled by the corpse/ clone of your dead missing sister AND thoughout all that your mom burnt your 2 foot tall marijuana plant, I would have exploded Galloway in seconds

#SPOILERS friends who havent listened to BITB look away #bitb spoilers #jrwi #bitb

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talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip

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I feel like you just don't get Bruce reacting to fucked up shit by screaming and looking like he's going to hurl anymore. let that man emote.

(from Detective Comics #613)

#let him emote!!! #batman #comic panels

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Dear professor this assignment did not nourish my fundamentally curious soul so i did not do it No penalty full 100 points please Goodbye!

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This one dude is doing something fucked up but he's doing it because the other guy manipulated him to do it and now the other guys leitmotif is overpowering his own. Hot damn

leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this

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when the autism is being an actual mental health problem instead of making me obsess over fictional characters again: