every sunday i tell my liberal father that i'm off to go get another sex change. he tells me "yass monarch slay". but in reality i go to church to study the teachings of the lord. if my liberal father knew this i would be disowned. this is joe biden's america
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Just checking....
We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?
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LAWLIGHT U WILL LIVE FRVR
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I have been waiting all year to post this.
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From portraits by Gesina ter Borch, after Gerard ter Borch (II), c. 1670
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wearing big shirt that says "ask me about my ocs" in big letters insinuating that you the reader should ask me about my ocs. please
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“All her joints were loosened as she lay in the chair, and the fair Goddess the while was giving her gifts immortal.” from The Odyssey of Homer by W. Russell Flint (1924)
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Dark reddish-brown, ewe, caramel
Too lazy to tag :p
A person's favorite color, favorite animal, and favorite flavor of ice cream can say a lot about them when considering the answers as a whole. Some prime examples I've heard are:
~ Silver, Artic Wolf, and Mint Chocolate Chip.
~ Pink/Yellow, Putu Bird, and Cotton Candy.
~ Light Brown, Tree Kangaroo, and Rum Raisin.
~ Green, Pig, and Cookie Dough.
Mine are:
~ Burgundy, Fox, and Moose Tracks.
Tag some friends and get a sense of who they are! :)
@notable-bumblr @persistentchaos @enterfandomreference @valerietompson @paper-crowns-and-tiaras @ironxprince @acecuddle @angst-dealer @hey-you-i-just
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me when i wanna talk about my special interests but i got the vampire autism where you gotta invite me to talk about smth first, otherwise i wont say shit or dont know what to say because i feel like im annoying
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