himchanniextatsmato

[himchanniextatsmato]

Mourguen beamed, “good afternoon! we are almost to never~land. No i am not wendy, uh she is currently unavailable.” she glanced up to see the van pull into the parking garage of the complex. decding to keep the stupid going she continued “ Before you ask no you’re not peterpan, we cant fly and Look we’re Here!’ she stated as they pulled into the private parking garage in the buiding.

He kind of...squinted at her, “Seriously? Why would you do this to me? After I helped you. So mean.” Every word was monotone and he kept the squint up til his manager opened the door and he mumbled so mean again as he slid out. Himchan let out a deep sigh, turning back toward Mourguen and leaning against the open car door while he waited for manager-hyung to finish getting her wheelchair out of the back.  “Hyung is so nice, isn’t he?” He mumbled again.

[captain princess] I fell down the stairs by the parking lot and… well, I’m in the ER.

[text: Mourg] ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! WHAT THE HELL! >.

#askmourguen #tripping #[have another one]

[himchanniextatsmato]

[Captain Princess]: I was not alone, technicality  Roomie was asleep on the couch,  and meg was helping.

[Captain Princess]: no wait i lied, she was screaming when the nutmeg/cinnamon/vanilla  mix caught on fire. atleast the place smelling like pillsbury dough boy’s foot.

[text: Mourg] Jihoonie...doesn’t count. He’s set almost as much shit on fire as you have [text: Mourg] Neither does the ACTUAL CHILD [text: Mourg] And I really don’t think that the mess you made ending up SMELLING GOOD IS A GOOD INDICATION OF WHETHER SETTING EVERYTHING ON FIRE IS OKAY

[Captain princess:] I’m not sure whether to be insulted that he keeps a website ranking all his hookups, or flattered that I cracked the top 10. ~mourge

[text: Mourg] I….[text: Mourg] What?

#askmourguen #ranking #[it begins]

[himchanniextatsmato]

[captain princess] That was ONE time! Plus I’ve never used a blow torch before, how was I supposed to know it would ignite the kitchen??!

[captain princess] the food after was delicious

[text: Mourg] Well...I mean... [text: Mourg] It WAS a blow torch [text: Mourg] We should have just assumed that it would set everything on fire [text: Mourg] And thus [text: Mourg] YOU NEVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN LEFT ALONE WITH IT

[Captain princess:] I’m not sure whether to be insulted that he keeps a website ranking all his hookups, or flattered that I cracked the top 10. ~mourge

[text: Mourg] I….[text: Mourg] What?

#askmourguen #ranking

[himchanniextatsmato]

[captain princess] : I needed to tell someone this story before I explode from laughter and confusion. [captain princess] : Dani and I were driving, and somehow she convinced the hot guy on a motorcycle to give me his number. That entire conversation took 30 seconds, at a red light. Not only that, he told me to call him ‘for a fun ride’. He then rode away like a fucking prince, if that makes any sense.

[text: Mourg] I don’t…[text: Mourg] How do you do these things???[text: Mourg] …like a prince? on a motorcycle??[text: Mourg] Like in Grease 2????

#askmourguen

[himchanniextatsmato]

He smiles back. “I hope your ready to get your cardio in chasing them. I could use a break~ They’ll probably listen to you better anyway.” Kyungie claps and bounces in his car seat. “Himchannie-ajumma! I missed you!” The four year old smiles brightly.

He laughs, “Oh, I doubt that, Uppie. If they listen to me, it’s only cause I spoil the crap out of them. Probably more than I should~” Glancing back at the toddler, Himchan smiles brightly, “I missed you, too, darling~! You been good for your appa, Kyungie~?”

Coast With Me//Jongup+Himchan {Re-do}

#moonmoonjongup95 #coast with me restart #[you understand he loves these damn kids more than anything right?] #[they're never gonna want for anything~] #[spoiled little monsters~] #[mia too XP]

[himchanniextatsmato]

Jongup smiles. “I was just gonna have a lazy day with my lil monsters~ It’s nice to get out and spend time with my favorite hyung~” He reaches over and gives Himchan’s shoulder a squeeze. “How are you feeling?”

He shrugs a little, glancing over at Jongup and in the mirror at the kids before focusing on the road, “Could be better, could be worse. Definitely glad I convinced myself to leave the house today. Means I get to spend the day with my favourite dongsaeng and all his little bunnies~” Himchan says, sending a small smile over to Uppie.

Coast With Me//Jongup+Himchan {Re-do}

#moonmoonjongup95 #coast with me restart #[hopefully less sad this time round]

[himchanniextatsmato]

"I want pancakes, make me some, I can't use the cook."

“You…can’t use the…the cook? Please tell me you mean the stove or oven or the microwave or something…”

[himchanniextatsmato]

❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞

“I...really hope that’s not how it would work?”

[himchanniextatsmato]

[captain princess]… nah im sorry, i kinda just ranted for a minute there

[captain princess] its not your fault, im a little stressed from the deadlines i have, anyways what are you up to lately? i havent seen you around and i miss my buddy.

[captain princess] WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING

[captain princess] BAKE THINGS, MY SISTER WANTED TO TRY OUT A FEW RECIPES, DO YOU WANT TO HELP?

[text: Mourg] I guess that depends on if you’re going to keep talking about all the weird men you’ve dated [text: Mourg] Cause I’d really rather not if you are [text: Mourg] Otherwise [text: Mourg] We can definitely hang out. Bake all the things [text: Mourg] As long as you don’t set them on fire again...

[Captain princess:] I’m not sure whether to be insulted that he keeps a website ranking all his hookups, or flattered that I cracked the top 10. ~mourge

[text: Mourg] I….[text: Mourg] What?

#askmourguen #ranking #[have a thing]

[himchanniextatsmato]

[text: Jonguppie] Take your time~ Don’t wanna rush the ittybitties~

Himchan looks over when he sees his dongsaeng from the corner of his eye. Unlocking the door, he does his best to smile as Jongup puts the toddlers and the baby in their car seats, “Look at all the little sweethearts~ How do you all manage to stay so cute~?” After the four little ones and...the slightly taller little one are settled in the car, he turns to Uppie.

“Um…I just wanted to say thank you for this. You…probably had something else to do today, but instead you’re spending it with me so…” He shakes his head before smiling again and starting the car. “Let’s make this a better day, ne?”

Coast With Me//Jongup+Himchan {Re-do}

{text: Himchannie-hyung} We’ll be out in a minute~ Jongup puffs his cheeks out and stares at his middle children, who have decided to take one shoe off each and hide them. “Guys, Himchannie will be here soon. Don’t you want to play with Himchannie and eat yummy pizza?” The two just giggle and run off again. Jongup sighs and pulls out his phone again. {Himchannie-hyung} Make that five, the twins have decided to lose their left shoes…why is it always the left one??? Ten minutes later, all four kids have their shoes and coats, Jongup picks up Jisoo in her carrier and ushers the older three out to his friend’s car. “Sorry, hyung. I don’t know what the deal is with two year olds and shoes.”

#moonmoonjongup95 #coast with me restart #[*screaming*]

[himchanniextatsmato]

He smiles, holding back a laugh as they walk in, “I try to be. Especially with new faces.” As he leads her to the bar itself, he waves to a few people, “Better to be polite and never meet again than to be rude and run into someone every day.”

Little Red-GaIn+Himchan

#sweeter-then-heaven #little red #[did a thing DX]

[himchanniextatsmato]

“I Stay up a lot for work, and I get annoyed at how my door creaks in the early hours.” She paused, checking the measurement of the coffee in the holder. “ so I bought a second coffee maker, for when I want my fix of coffee at 2 am” Mourguen left the top lid open before turning towards Himchan again and beaming at the sight of her second favorite coffee cup “Yessssss!” She reached for the cup grinning like a child.

“...you make it sound like your door is only loud when you want coffee and not all the damn time.” He holds the coffee mug up high over her head as she grabs for it, “Or like you only drink coffee at 2 a.m. and not all damn day like me.”

(Mourguen) [Captain princess]: I was cleaning out the walk in closet and I’m stuck under some boxes!! Please help before the spiders get me.

[text: Mourg] What the hell…? I mean…How are you texting me if you’re stuck under boxes? Are you trapped behind them or something? O.o

#askmourguen #boxes #[LOOK] #[I DID SOMETHING DX]

[himchanniextatsmato]

[text: Mourg] I [text: Mourg] Am going to do just that [text: Mourg] I will dress so damn professionally that can’t help but think I’m amazing [text: Mourg] I will win all the things [text: Mourg] And none of the damn children on this goddamn fucking stupid ass “reality show” will ever fucking know that I didn’t sleep or that I finished off a couple bottles last night...

[text: Mourg] Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?

[captain princess] never show them the weakness, should dress so nicely that they dont notice the hungoverness. 

[captain princesws] and to fully answer your question, no, sadly it does not, but! it can take away how you act when you are not in a professional setting. like at home.

#askmourguen #professional alcoholic

[himchanniextatsmato]

After closing the door behind him, Himchan looks back down at his phone and walks into the kitchen. He looks up for a split second as he makes his way to the coffee maker, “Oh, would you look at that. Tiny thing found the box. One, don’t  die. Two, where ya gonna hide it this time? Or are you finally taking the tag off and giving it to hyung for his birthday?” He stops in front of the coffee maker and puts his phone down to start his coffee. He hops up and sits on the counter facing the group in the kitchen with his arms crossed. “Annyeong~ We having a party~?”

"NOONA~!!!!!!!!!!"

“YES WHAT IS THE MATTER ROOMY”

#askmourguen #pizza and the box #[what even the hell~] #[what is even happening any more?] #[what have we done]

[himchanniextatsmato]

He sighed as she stumbled, keeping close to make sure she wouldn’t fall. When she reached for the bottle, he slid it farther away from her and nudged her forward towards the elevator again, “How about we go upstairs, I make you some coffee, and then you take a nap? I’ll stay over to keep an eye on you and make pie for when you wake up? Your favourite is cherry, right?”

[MSG: ] NEVER ANSWER THE PHONE IN THE MIDDLE OF SEX EVER AGAIN

[text] …why would you do that in the first place? how did you even reach the phone? O.o

[text] WAIT WHO WAS CALLING?!

#askmourguen #never answer the phone #[weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee] #[where even the hell is this going again? i can't remember DX]

[himchanniextatsmato]

[text: Mourg] I [text: Mourg] Honestly [text: Mourg] Don’t even know what to do with that [text: Mourg] I’m sorry? [text: Mourg] Maybe...try dating someone with the same hours? [text: Mourg] I don’t know...

[Captain princess:] I’m not sure whether to be insulted that he keeps a website ranking all his hookups, or flattered that I cracked the top 10. ~mourge

[text: Mourg] I….[text: Mourg] What?

#askmourguen #ranking #[weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

[himchanniextatsmato]

“Pfft, course it’s okay. Now I have no excuse not to eat breakfast~ We can go anywhere, honestly, but if she wants boba tea then should we go to the cafe down the street?” He looks confused for a moment, looking down at his hoodie pocket for his phone and then sighing lightly, “...I just have to go grab something quick, okay, Mia-yah? And then we can go wherever you two want~” He smiles at both girls before motioning for them to come with him, “Idiot me forgot my phone.”

Tiny thing (closed)

#askmourguen #tiny thing #[weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]