my years of exposure to boys at university means i know for a FACT there is a haus minecraft server and i have thoughts about it:
nursey is absolutely useless at the game and spends 99% of his time taming cats and collecting flowers. he also plays it on his ipad
everything chowder builds looks like a 5 year old built it but if you challenge him to a fight you will lose. every single time
dex makes those overcomplicated villager trading markets for all the overpowered tools
ransom always goes on adventures 100000 miles away to collect resources and gets completely lost
holster dedicates all his time to making elaborate redstone contraptions. some of them are useful but most of them are not
shitty starts off as a pacifist and refuses to kill any of the animals - this slowly evolves into him building and running a fight-to-the-death tournament involving real life money
lardo is the annoying player that sets fire to people’s houses and builds traps to explode things
bitty refuses to play it - “i’m too pretty to play those games” - but he watches minecraft youtube videos and backseat plays over everybody else’s shoulders
somebody asks jack if he wants to join the server and he says “what’s minecraft?” and it’s genuinely not a joke. he’s never heard of it
the server is called MINEBROS because holster made it and refuses to change it even though the name sucks
I think the reason NHL players not wearing face-cages or even like full-face visors bothers me is because like–
If every player in the CWHL or NWHL turns into a werewolf during the game we’ll be fine because they can’t take off the face cages with paws and thus can’t bite us
but like if ur at an NHL game during a full moon ur fucked
i'm reading a fic where this is briefly touched on but I really am obsessed with the idea of Jack taking up photography as a means of shifting his role from observed to observer. i'm too tired to Go Off rn but I'll elaborate later
fascinated by the idea that everyone in hockey is like well of course you can’t just drop a goalie into a new environment and expect him to be fine!! you gotta do introductions slowly over the course of several weeks, ideally while his new teammates toss treats (NOT pucks) into his enclosure from a safe distance so he learns to associate them with good things. you can’t TRADE a GOALIE at the DEADLINE and expect him to acclimate!!! if you don’t have the time to socialize your new goalie properly why don’t you adopt a ferret instead!!!
what if they did an intermission interview but the questions were like super fucked up and stressful. "the arenas on fire and you can only save one teammate who would it be?" "whats your biggest fear?" haha alright thanks for the time have a good second period