@valashka
realizing one of the moments of gender envy i had as a kid that i didnt know about was the librarian from an extremely goofy movie
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I think every dream should last forever until you solve a puzzle
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sounds pretty based to me
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I can’t believe “fake gamer girl” was an actual concept guys thought existed literally the most unfuckable guys who have ever lived were convinced girls were faking being interested in loser nerd hobbies to impress them
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Falin Touden
We're being so normal
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🐲 Dungeon Meshi is gonna be the end of me
I don't know how much more envy my body can store
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my favorite homophobic lenin anecdote is him sympathetically telling chicherin to take a break to cure his homosexuality and chicherin happily agreed because who would reject a boss giving you a free vacation and then chicherin returned to work he was like 'sorry, it didn't work :(' and lenin was like 'ok then'.
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make it forever
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sometimes i have a hard time wrapping my head around the existence of doms lol... like u wanna to do all of the thinking FOR ME??? u wanna take care of ME??? u wanna make ALL of the decisions??? u just need me to sit pretty and make you feel good???? literally what are you, an angel???????
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bitches will have the scared disorder and be like why am i so scared
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Honestly the whole Tall-Man thing is such an elegant solution to the whole human problem in dnd. So much language like "have some humanity" gets so awkward when there's a group called humans. Having humans instead refer to all humanoids just makes so much sense in this context!
High key gonna bring this up to my dnd groups and am gonna hard code it in if/when I make my own system.
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