hom3land3r

[hom3land3r]

he definitely fucks but there’s no way he fucks normal

[hom3land3r]

“Don’t worry, I’ll keep trying.”

Why does Billy Butcher look pregnant sometimes? Is this your doing?

What the fuck? No! He’s probably bloated from all the smoke Hugh Campbell blows up his ass.

The only time I’ll ever take credit for someone looking pregnant sometimes is if it’s in relation to @ashortdropandasuddenstop

#norrilander #dash commentary

[hom3land3r]

"I'm you and you're me...Vought is very sneaky aren't they...so what do you want to do now, you know since we are basically twins." [red-white-and-trauma]

“Very sneaky. I honestly had no idea. Of course, I’m the original though. You must be a clone of some kind. Hm. Well, this’ll make the goal of world domination that much easier.”

@red-white-and-trauma

#homelander #ask homelander #the boys #the boys amazon #the boys tv #the boys series

[hom3land3r]

I'm not hamstrung by your overbearing ego, drunk on conquest. I can see the bigger picture.

- 🐁

You see the real me, little mouse. Always.

#homelander #ask homelander #the boys #the boys amazon #the boys tv #the boys series #little mouse

[hom3land3r]

Why does Billy Butcher look pregnant sometimes? Is this your doing?

What the fuck? No! He’s probably bloated from all the smoke Hugh Campbell blows up his ass.

The only time I’ll ever take credit for someone looking pregnant sometimes is if it’s in relation to @ashortdropandasuddenstop

#homelander #ask homelander #the boys #the boys amazon #the boys tv #the boys series #norrilander

[hom3land3r]

Homelander stood by James’ side and eyed the kid. It was obvious that he hadn’t been expecting to see the two somewhat unprepared. Then again, it could’ve been worse. Far worse. At least this was them behaving, for once. Clothes surprisingly remained on.

Still, the Supe was unamused, raising a brow as he glanced between the kid and James as if to say Really? We stopped because of this weasel? For the most part though, Homelander behaved and stayed quiet, letting James handle the situation. It was always nice seeing his lover in action.

The blonde held back a snicker at the generous tip, though felt it was a very smart move considering what the kid had seen. Not that the news about him and James being together hadn’t already spread far and wide, but still. The last thing they needed was rumours and the like spread around about them.

When all was said and done, Homelander glanced over at James with a smile, noting how the vamp smoothed himself down to appear more organised. “Shame, I rather like your hair all messy.” He teased with a grin, though gave a nod. “Suppose we better be off then.” He led the way out the room and headed for the convention area. It was impossible to miss with direction signs everywhere, along with the thick sound of chatter coming from ahead them.

James was by his side, as was always the case whenever they were seen together, his right hand man. “So…you still feeling good about this?” He asked, checking in before they got to work.

SevenCon

#norrilander #ashortdropandsuddenstop #sevencon

[hom3land3r]

It was so easy to loose track of time whenever the two got lost in one another, kissing and cuddling. For beings that didn’t need to breathe - for Homelander not needing to breathe as much as humans - they were able to make out for a long, long time.

It always felt like home, being wrapped up in James, feeling that familiar weight on him. It had been obvious early on how much Homelander adored those lips of his lover’s, addicted to them just as much as he was addicted to the vamp. Their kisses were tender, love filled, deep. Tongues glided and caressed against one another as arms shifted, wanting to touch and feel one another.

It would’ve been so, so easy to give in. To grind and then strip and just be together, but both knew they couldn’t. At least not right now. And so this would have to do, which was more than enough for the blonde. Any form of affection from James was more than enough. Soft content hums and grunts left him as hands caressed and explored, holding Norrington close. As those fingers stroked through his hair, Homelander couldn’t help but moan softly and purr, soaking up all the sensations. Greedy for them, so that he would have something to think back on whenever they parted.

As the sharp knock echoed against their door, Homelander growled in annoyance. He wasn’t amused in the least to have their moment interrupted and their time together now coming to an end temporarily. He pouted as James pulled away, chasing after those lips, to which he was granted one final lingering kiss. “The way you drive me crazy…” The Supe mumbled, watching James leave as he sighed and shifted to sit up, then stood from the bed.

He quickly smoothed down his hair and costume as he followed after James to the door. While he wouldn’t admit it, the timing was definitely on point, as there would be no doubt that clothes would’ve been torn and discarded had they kept going for much longer. “Right. Let’s get this show on the road then, hm?” He said, glancing over to James.

SevenCon

#norrilander #ashortdropandsuddenstop #sevencon

[hom3land3r]

I'm dealing with some bullshit at the moment.

Can I sit on your lap, play with your hair and call you a good boy? It'll make you feel better.

- 🐁

Course you can, little mouse. Anytime. I’m sorry you’re going through it. I’ll always be here for you, alright? You got this.

#homelander #ask homelander #the boys #the boys amazon #the boys tv #the boys series #little mouse

[hom3land3r]

“So I see. We’ll need to have joint objectives more often, then.” Homelander replied, his gaze locked on James as he moved about the room, even when he flicked on the tv. Those blue eyes were hooked to the vamp, unable to get enough. Roaming, taking him in as if it were the first time.

“Yeah, well…it’s typical of these things. Always keeping us busy, working to their schedule. Which means we better enjoy the down time when we can.” The blonde said with a nod as he remained relaxed on the bed. He didn’t plan on moving until they had to. Which would be soon, but they still had some time.

Homelander grinned as James came over and settled down, a chuckle rumbling in his chest. “Hey, I’m not judging you by any means. We’re hot, and even hotter when we’re fucking.” He smirked with a wiggle of his brows. “If anything, it’s given me all the more reason to make use of them. Getting to admire you from every angle.” He purred, licking at his lips. He couldn’t help but flirt at the best of times, but with James being in such a good mood, Homelander was as well.

As James scooted closer and closer while saying he wanted to spend time together, the Supe practically beamed. “I should think so. C’mere, you.” The vamp was tugged closer and on top of Homelander, who was quick to pull him into a kiss. It was passionate, loving, but also playful. Both knew to behave, but that didn’t mean they couldn’t have a make out, nipping and groping session. After all, it would at least leave them both satisfied knowing the other was covered in their scent.

One hand rubbed over back while the other glided through hair. Homelander nipped at James’ lower lip before easing back to nuzzle and nip at neck. Low rumbling purrs left the Supe as he was clearly content with his lover, just the two of them embracing and loving. “Mmm, love you babe.” He hummed, arms wrapping around to keep Norrington close.

SevenCon

#norrilander #ashortdropandsuddenstop #sevencon #they just wanna cuddle and kiss. as they should!

[hom3land3r]

Never in his life would he have expected to become close with a ferret, to the point where one felt like family. Yet here they were. Homelander couldn’t deny the bond they had, so much so that he didn’t like thinking back to his outburst, feeling quite embarrassed about it actually. It was something he kept in mind whenever he felt himself loose his patience in a situation. It helped him calm down and refocus. Last thing he ever wanted to do was hurt those he loved.

Frankly, Homelander was always still surprised whenever Ferret wanted contact from him. When she was fine with him holding her or picking her up, even petting her. Despite how much his life had changed recently, he was still not used to giving and receiving affection, a lot of the time feeling like some big, intimidating monster that no one dared get close to. It’s why he was always so gentle and careful, both because he was still surprised at the trust, but also to avoid any harm.

Ferret was no exception to that. It took a lot of trust for her to allow him to hold her, he knew that. And it meant everything that she’d asked for his help. Even if it wasn’t good at showing it. He easily acted like it was no big deal, but that brief moment strengthened their bond more than ever. He was careful, holding her until she’d scrambled enough into the vent, not wanting her to fall, regardless if she’d get hurt or not. The lick was a surprise. Homelander’s eyes widened a little as he smiled. “Look at you getting all mushy and soft. There’s a heart in there after all.” He teased playfully, though his expression showed how much that kiss meant. “Go on, get out of here and do your thing, little spy. We’ll check in later.” He chuckled.

Are- Are you still um... Y'know... mad at me? 'cause I won't do any dumb stuff like that again.... I promise.

I'm sorry.

(Ferretoftrouble)

Homelander stared at Ferret for the longest moment, not saying a word. He didn’t blink, didn’t move. Just stared down at her as if deciding how to react.

He then held out a gloved hand toward her, an indication that she was once again welcome on his shoulders.

“C’mere, you little deviant.”

He said with a hint of a smile. He would never admit that he’d actually missed her company.

@ferretoftrouble

#ferretoftrouble #ferretbrat #the boys amazon #//AWWWW! His first Nem kiss. Bless. 😭💙 #i’ll queue every last one of you

[hom3land3r]

“Hm. Well, suppose time away from home can be nice. Getting out there, seeing the world a bit.” Homelander mused with a shrug. “Heh, fair enough. Heights aren’t for everyone. For me, it’s quite freeing and therapeutic at times to fly high above the clouds, away from everything and everyone to get some peace and quiet.” He mused.

The Supe frowned at Q’s question regarding the interior, glancing around at what was supposed to be home. “I have but…well, honestly I wouldn’t know where to begin. This place has always just been like this. Having these things more so to keep up appearances than anything else.” He admitted. “It is something to think about, I suppose.”

As Q followed him to the couch and sat down, those blue eyes followed. He couldn’t help but chuckle at mention of his cape. “It is, yes. But it’s also a force of habit to ensure I don’t sit on it. Was drilled into me from the moment I first put the costume on.”

“Cutie.”

“Four eyes.”

#cardigansandearlgrey

[hom3land3r]

Homelander gave a nod, glancing over at Q as they walked. “I see. So, getting to travel is a special treat for you, then? Though, seems more of a treat this time around, getting to spend time with me.” He purred, smirking at the other as he led the way to his penthouse.

Once inside, Homelander caught the surprised expression from Q and couldn’t help but laugh. “It’s pretty out there, I admit. Though, only the best for Vought’s most expensive asset.” He explained with a shrug. He didn’t mind his penthouse, even if the decor wasn’t all that great and gave off a sense that he hadn’t picked any of it.

“Make yourself comfortable. There’s plenty of room.” He encouraged as he headed over to the couch, sweeping up his cape before sitting down.

“Cutie.”

“Four eyes.”

#cardigansandearlgrey

[hom3land3r]

The mood was light and playful, the two in very good moods. The gentle flirtation between the two wasn’t unlike two newly in love teens. But there was reason to be excited, as they would get to do something together as a couple. Not going their separate ways and doing their own things, but actually being together the entire time. It was something they were both looking forward to.

Homelander grinned at that sweet kiss. It was always difficult to behave when alone together, especially when James was being damn right adorable. “Oh, I’m sure we will. We always find various ways to keep ourselves…occupied.” He said with a smirk, gaze never leaving James as he moved about the room and began to unpack.

The Supe headed over toward the bed and swept up his cape before flopping down on top of it. At mention of the ceiling mirrors, he looked up with a grin. “Rather enjoying seeing yourself being ravished at every angle, hm?” Homelander cheekily remarked as his gaze shifted to rest back on James. He loves that humming and whistling, loved seeing the vamp so content, so at ease and in good spirits. He deserved it and so much more.

“Someone’s in a good mood.” He couldn’t help but comment teasingly but lovingly. Both of them knew how much James’ happiness meant to him. As always, it was so easy to be mesmerised by the way James moved, with such grace. Homelander always had a difficult time tearing his gaze away, mostly because he didn’t want to.

SevenCon

#norrilander #ashortdropandsuddenstop #sevencon #james being so adorable and driving homie crazy

[hom3land3r]

It was a suite perfectly fit for CEO and leader of the Seven, both of whom were very special guests to this years SevenCon. Last year, Homelander had made up some bullshit excuse so he didn’t have to go. He hated these things, fans pawing at him all damn day. While he enjoyed being praised and worshipped, even he had his limits.

However, this year was different. He had reason to attend since James was also taking part. A definite way to get folks used to the new CEO for sure. And of course, wherever one of them went, the other followed.

Homelander was right behind James as they took in their suite for the next few days. He was amused by the vamp already settling his case on the bed, parking his own next to it as he glanced around. It was rather fancy, with the two not wanting for anything. Though, Homelander ensured to pack a few bottles of bloodwine so his lover could indulge.

The blonde looked over to Norrington as he spoke, brow raised. “It’s not too bad. Though, the organisers know better than to put me, never mind the CEO, in any place that isn’t perfect in every aspect.” Homelander said with a smile, crossing his arms over his chest as he leaned against the wall of their temporary bedroom.

“Got to admit though…” He mused, a mischievous grin of his own crossing his features. “It comes with a helluva view. Definitely perfect in every aspect.” He purred, gaze fixed on James.

SevenCon

#norrilander #ashortdropandsuddenstop #sevencon

[hom3land3r]

Jack Davenport as Peter Smith-Kingsley in The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999) dir. Anthony Minghella

#The Brat™️ #norrilander #jack davenport

[hom3land3r]

Homelander sighed, shaking his head. “You’d definitely need one now once he’s done with it. It’ll be all chewed on and covered in bite marks. You’re right, he’s definitely teething.”

Artemis looked around and sighed and Zeus had taken her belt and she was looking for it. @artemis-healer-and-fighter

Homelander blinked, tilting his head as he caught Artemis looking…well, lost. “Everything alright there?”

#artemis-healer-and-fighter

[hom3land3r]

“Ecstatic.” He replied with an equally deadpan expression. “Though, you play the part well. Gotta give you that.” He admitted, heading further backstage and grabbing a bottle of water, taking a sip. “But this is only the beginning. There’s plenty more where this came from. Supes are so eager to join the Seven yet they have no clue what they’re asking for. It’s not easy by any fucking means.”

Stan Edgar sighed as he looked at Homelander before crossing his arms. “We have a replacement for Transparent and noni won't have any arguments about it. Here is Hex, a Supe who has witch-like powers and an amass knowledge of anything with herbs, plants and will be able to help heal any wounds,” he said, just as the heroine entered the room.

Homelander glared at Stan, not liking this one bit. “What about me being consulted on this? I picked all the rest of the Seven. I should get a say in this.” He huffed, eyes glancing over at the woman as he shook his head. “Plans and herbs. Great. So, what, we’re going vegan now is that it?”

#askrosemarymckneal