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TJ: Which one of you was gonna tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?

Andi: Y-you were putting it in cold water?

Cyrus: TJ. Answer the question TJ.

TJ: Yeah??? I thought for like 5 years that people just put it into hot water to speed up the tea-ification process didn’t realize there was an actual reason

Cyrus: You don’t have the patience to microwave water for three minutes???

Amber: Why are you. putting it in the microwave. to boil it

Cyrus: You think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?

Amber: IT TAKES LESS THAN A MINUTE.

Cyrus: BESTIE IS YOUR STOVETOP POWERED BY THE FUCKING SUN

Amber: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BOIL A CUP OF WATER ON THE STOVE?

Cyrus: like seven minutes

Amber: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes, less than that if you use a saucepan

Cyrus: You’re putting the whole mug on the stove??? on medium heat??? your stove is enchanted

Andi: Every single person in this room is a fucking lunatic

Buffy: Do none of you own a fucking kettle.

#andi mack #tyrus

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put in the tags where you were this april 29th

#went to php (partial hospitalization program) and then grocery shopping and then i stared at my phone for hours

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You roll up to the Wizard Battle and your opponent takes out his spellbook but it’s just one of these

#that’s why i would be staying….

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#that would be a reason to go back

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#at least once a day but if sometimes more depending on what happens during the day

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girl if you do not clock out and lezz the fuck out already..

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#hold on i have to google something #okay i’m back #i do not understand even a little bit and am more confused than i was before but like. i hope you guys are having fun

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i think it’s funny when someone acts really angry about something you say online. could be whatever. and you check their profile and go. oh wait. you’re literally 14. nevermind. talking about this with you is like 100% useless. and they go “my age has nothing to do with this” like actually your age has everything to do with this. when you are 14 literally everything is influenced by how fucking 14 years old you are.

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#WHO THE HECK IS JT???????? WHAT #FOR THE RECORD *I* KNOW WHO JT IS

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MONKEY MAN (2024)

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idk if im actually bi or nit but i have an 8 am class tomorrow cant worry about that

#he wasnt even gay….

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I’m sooooooo glad something like this would never happen in Philly

#are they all….going to the same bars…..i think the bartender(s) should be allowed to kill them if so….

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as far as i'm concerned all gore is necessary

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OKAY series of polls about sock preferences because i'm a curious autistic fuck:

(if you don't wear socks don't answer any of the other questions)

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people born in 24 Are 2000 now

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as far as i'm concerned all gore is necessary

#posts that make you go down a rabit hole and discover that actually al gore literally did not lose the election