on the one hand, extremely funny to get told โget helpโ by a fortune cookie, on the other, i canโt believe betterhelp has breached influencers and podcasters and started getting fortune cookies to shill for them
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stop doing coke with these jokes and come smoke crackula with dracula
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just got called out of work and I got so excited I put clothes on my dog
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monkyeonโs stickchuck has me in tears ๐
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Flower Pottin Psyduck
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crying
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Greater Tokyo transit map
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its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world
would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him
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me staring at my calculator app for 45 seconds before i remember i was trying to open my clock app to set an alarm
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current obsession is this dude on tiktok who works at a pizza shop and films all his videos as if they were david lynch outtakes
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Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.
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