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@thepropertyofalady​

The taxi took her to the British embassy, and from there Ann knew there wasn’t much that she could do. She could hope that they would be able to find her information since she didn’t have any of her identification on her, but that was about it. To her surprise, when she asked for help in this matter, they assured her that this happened quite often, people losing their wallet, their identification, etc. They just needed her national insurance number. She gave it to the woman at the desk, who told her that this number wasn’t in their system. Ann gave it to the woman to try a second time, and then a third, suggesting that perhaps a number was off. It wasn’t, and even by the fourth time, still nothing came up. At first, the woman began to very politely accusing her of lying, suggesting that she had an identification number of a different country. She didn’t, Ann told her that she had been born and raised in the U.K. 

From there, people with deportation approached her and thankfully they were still fairly decent towards her. Most likely, it was because she was clearly someone of wealth. She was in what was obviously a nightgown, yes, but an expensive, silk one that looked designer. She also had fairly large diamond earrings and a diamond anklet. Essentially, they told her, they wanted to “help her find where she needed to go”. One of them suggested memory loss. Ann was annoyed, but she complied with them, as she knew that they wouldn’t find anything that said she belonged in another country. What shocked her most was that when they ran her fingerprints, they didn’t come up as a match at all. It puzzled the officers. At first, this prompted them to turn her over to MI5, as this certainly wasn’t a normal deportation case. They usually had ways of finding out where someone needed to be deported to if they wouldn’t admit themselves where they were from. However, Ann Fleming wasn’t showing up in any of their systems. She even tried using her maiden name, which didn’t appear, her first married name and her second married name. Nothing. 

MI5 also turned up nothing. Ann suggested they try MI6. She told them that she was being genuine, that she was a citizen of the United Kingdom, and she couldn’t explain why she wasn’t showing up in any system. She had attempted to explain that to James Bond and he immediately considered her to be crazy. She had to be especially careful with what she said now that she was in the government’s hands. 

She had been there for several weeks now in MI5 custody, who finally handed her over to MI6. They too tried using everything; Q’s facial recognition software, blood samples, tissue samples, the country’s most advanced fingerprint scanner, and still, nothing was turned up. At this point, everyone was so baffled that even M was involved in trying to solve this riddle. One person suggested that perhaps she had been living in the woods her entire life, but several people insisted that even if that were the case, there would be at least some form of video footage of her with satellite footage. Eventually, she asked to speak to James Bond. She told them that she could offer information in exchange for it, and while M was at first skeptical that this strange, apparently non-existent woman could offer any information, that changed when she offered a few Spectre names and a hideout location. They looked into them and found that they were indeed valid. Arrests were made and she was thanked for the information. Ann promised more if she would be allowed to see him. MI6, even the entire British government honestly, didn’t know what to do with her. Nothing was warranting arrest, if it was a deportation matter they didn’t know where to deport her, and they had no idea of where she came from. But for now, she was offering incredible information. She was offering not just names, but secrets of Spectre, hideouts, meeting locations. For that, M was willing to cautiously cooperate.

It had been a month now since waking up in his hotel room that day. Thankfully now in actual clothes, graciously given to her. Ann didn’t have a plan, not really, but she had some ideas of how to maybe get back to her own timeline. The only person that was the slightest bit likely to believe her was James, or at least, she hoped. He was certainly the person she knew most about to maybe prove to him she was telling the truth. She sat in the room that M told her to, where he would be meeting her. 

#v; au #thepropertyofalady

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#one of my earlier shitposts lol #aboutann #it's very true tho

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@firstclassfantasist​

She and Loelia arrived in the early morning by plane, Loelia insisting that she wouldn’t be in the way. Ann knew her friend would find ways to amuse herself while she went off with Ian, but it still annoyed her that she had to be accompanied for appearances sake. She adored Loelia, of course, but she would much prefer to be meeting Ian alone.

“Consider me an ornament.” Loelia murmured through her cigarette. Taking a drag and blowing out the smoke, she spoke again. “It shouldn’t be all that different from usual.” 

Rolling her eyes at the remark, Ann spoke a short thank you to the person carrying their bags. It was only a week, but with all the luggage between the two of them it looked as though they were staying for a few months. 

As they approached the house, she spotted Ian in the distance, and she looked to Loelia with a pleading gaze. Having an idea of what Ann wanted, she nodded, taking another drag of her cigarette. 

“I’ll hang back for a few moments.” she agreed, which prompted a smile from Ann who wordlessly continued onwards. 

Approaching on her own, leaving the others behind, her features wore a soft, pleased gaze. There had been moments of distance with them before, but this had been the longest. The two of them had written letters, but they hadn’t physically seen each other in a year. Not since the day before she married Esmond. 

Ann said nothing, unsure of what to say, but her heart was racing, and she wanted nothing more than to run to him, leap into his arms, and kiss him. She refrained, however, wanting to see his reaction first. His letters these days were often too good to be true, so sweet and romantic. If nothing else, her expression showed her longing for him as she got close.

#firstclassfantasist #v; lady rothermere

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Will be online here to make replies soon, I promise <3

#the mun ; dani

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gothamsbadge‌:

Maggie sighed, while money meant nothing she could tell the woman was smart. Maybe she could help in another way. “Look your right your money is useless but you can stay.. If you find a way to earn your keep. I can and will offer you protection.

Deal?”

Her eyes lit up, lips turning into a smile.

“Thank you. Deal.” she beamed. “I can cook a bit, I’m fairly decent in medical aid, I’m a mother, so I know how to care for children, if there are any here. And I know how to sneak pretty well to avoid walkers, I’m fast and quiet.”

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sharp-teeth-and-wide-grins‌:

                       𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐞𝐲𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐚𝐬 𝐝𝐚𝐲, 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐛. Robert was so used to it now, the swelling and pain settling down, that he had to think for a moment what she might be asking. He lifted his head, bringing Pearson a jug of water as ordered, and looked at her with a cocked brow.

                       Then he realized what she was staring at. What else could draw any more attention?

                       It did occur to him that she was a part of the few that actually seemed to care about him. The rest of the members in camp could give less of a shit. Some even threw teasing remarks his way, seeing how quick Sean and him were able to get into a fight. The fight caused an atmosphere in camp he couldn’t ignore. A lingering feeling filled the air when he passed by, knowing people stared at him. He was known more for the fight than being in the gang that joined Dutch’s. He was sure that some of them who knew about him, only knew of him from the fight. They couldn’t recall his name before then.

                       ❝ It’s nothing, ma'am. ❞ He lifted the water jug up and placed it on the table with a grunt. Having a bit of a bite to his words than meaning to. Something that sounded like a hint at annoyance. ❝ Just got in a scrap is all. ❞ He didn’t know what she thought of him, so he didn’t say anything else. But he couldn’t help but grin slightly, the edges of his lips turn upwards, at the concern. At least someone here cared about him than his brother.

                       He tried his best to reassure her, but his body couldn’t help but show the opposite. There wasn’t a nervousness in his tone, but his hand went up to his hair. Moving the strands on his forehead to the side. It was a habit he had, first being a nervous habit that formed into something that happened with almost every conversation. The hand that moved the few strains away covered the shiner, something he didn’t even take note of.

                       He just wasn’t used to the attention.

Ann wasn’t the kind to feel much fear in these situations. Another woman of her size and frailness would probably have gone quiet at hearing such an aggravated tone from a man much stronger than her, as well as a man who was a criminal. Ann however just huffed.

“Don’t call me ma’am.” she told him. “Just Ann.”

“I have a salve for bruises.” She reached into her large shoulder bag which carried a lot of the things she had stolen in her time with the gang. That was Ann’s most frequent activity, stealing. She was good at it, and she was able to go and mingle with the rich and no one suspected her. She stole practically from right under their noses and always got away with it. She opened the tin, not requesting, but telling. She got a bit of the salve on her fingertip. “It’ll completely get rid of that remaining swelling and pain. The color will go down shortly after. Close your eye.” 

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inacciaio‌:

       p o w e r.

such a seductively simple thing.          

                      either you have it all, or you have nothing.

independent Semira of the “Underworld” series.

#self promo #this is what I've been doing but now that the blog is finally ready to go #I hope to have activity here again!

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    THE LAST FIVE YEARS // SENTENCE PROMPTS (PART 2)

THE NEXT TEN MINUTES

“Will you share your life with me for the next ten minutes?”

“We could watch the waves. We could watch the sky. Or just sit and wait.”

“Just holding you might compel me to ask you for more.”

“There are so many lives I wanna share with you. I will never be complete until I do.”

“I am not always on time. Please don’t expect that from me.”

“I will make it eventually.”

“I don’t know why people run.”

“I don’t know why things fall through.”

“I don’t know how anybody survives in this life without someone like you.”

“I want to die knowing I had a long full life in your arms.”

“Will you share your life with me?”

“Will you share your life with me for the next ten lifetimes?”

“Will you share your life with me until there’s no one left who has ever known us apart?”

“There are so many dreams I need to see.”

“There are so many years I need to be with you.”

A MIRACLE WOULD HAPPEN / WHEN YOU COME HOME TO ME

“Everyone tells you that the minute you get married everyone suddenly finds you attractive.”

“You cannot touch them. In fact, you can’t even look at them. Close your eyes!”

“That’s not fair.”

“It’s fine, it’s fine, it’s fine.”

“I mean, I’m happy.”

“I’m fine, I’m fine, I’m fine!”

“It’s not a problem, it’s a challenge.”

“It’s a challenge to resist temptation.”

“I’m the center of attention.”

“They know, they always know.”

“I wasn’t encouraging this.”

“I try to show I wasn’t encouraging this, which of course I was.”

“I shouldn’t care what they think since I can’t fuck them anyway.”

“You know I love them.”

“It’s what I wanted.”

“When you come home to me, I’ll wear a sweeter smile.”

“Hope that for a while you’ll stay.”

“Your hand will touch my face and vanish any trace of grey.”

“Soon our love will rise anew. Even greater than the joy I felt just missing you.”

“I’ll be so proud to call you mine.”

“I’ll be there soon.”

“I swear I’ll be there soon.”

“Don’t give up on me yet.”

“I am so proud of you.”

“Don’t lose faith. Don’t get down. Don’t despair. I’ll be there.”

“In a perfect world, a miracle would happen.”

“It’d be me and you, riding it together.”

“We’re gonna make it through and nothing else’ll matter.”

“We’re fine, we’re fine, we’re fine.”

CLIMBING UPHILL

“I’m climbing uphill.”

“I’m up every morning at 6.”

“I am a good person.”

“I’m an attractive person.”

“I am a talented person.”

“Grant me grace.”

“Why is this pianist playing so loud?”

“Should I sing louder? I’ll sing louder.”

“Maybe I should stop and start over? I’m gonna stop and start over.”

“Don’t stare at my resume.”

“I made up half of my resume.”

“Look at me, stop looking at that, look at me!”

“Don’t look at my shoes, I hate these stupid shoes.”

“Why did I pick this career?”

“I’m obviously such a horrible, annoying distraction.”

“Why am I working so hard?”

“Jesus Christ, I suck, I suck, I suck!”

IF I DIDN’T BELIEVE IN YOU

“While you’ve made it clear that you’re not going, I will be going, and that’s done.”

“What’s it really about?”

“Can we please for a minute stop blaming and say how we feel?”

“Did you think this would all be much easier than it’s turned out to be?”

“Talk to me.”

“If I didn’t believe in you, we’d never have gotten this far.”

“If I wasn’t certain that you’d come through somehow, the fact of the matter is I wouldn’t be standing here now.”

“If I didn’t believe in you we wouldn’t be having this fight.”

“If I didn’t believe in you, I would storm out the door and say you’re right.”

“It never took much convincing to make me believe in you.”

“Don’t we get to be happy?”

“At some point don’t we get to relax without some new tsuris to push me yet further from you?”

“If I’m cheering on your side, why can’t you support mine?”

“Why do I have to feel I’ve committed some felony doing what I always swore I would do?”

“I don’t want you to hurt. I don’t want you to sink.”

“You know what I think? I think you’ll be fine. Just hang on and you’ll see.”

“I think you’ll be fine. But don’t make me wait till you do to be happy with you.”

“Will you listen to me?”

“No one can give you courage, no one can thicken your skin.”

“I will not fail so you can be comfortable. I will not lose because you can’t win.”

“If I didn’t believe in you, I couldn’t have stood before all of our friends and said ‘This is the life I choose. This is the thing I can’t bear to lose.’”

“Trip us or trap us but we refuse to fall.”

“If I didn’t believe in you, I wouldn’t have loved you at all.”

I CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT

“I thought about what I wanted.”

“I can do better than that.”

“What have I got to lose?”

“I guess they were cute and I guess they were sweet and I guess they were good in bed.”

“You don’t have to change a thing, just stay with me.”

“I want you, and you, and nothing but you. Miles and piles of you.”

“Finally I’ll have something worthwhile to think of each morning.”

“No substitution will do.”

“I don’t need any lifetime commitments, I don’t need to get hitched tonight.”

“I don’t want you to throw up your walls and your defenses.”

“I don’t mean to put on any pressure but I know when a thing is right.”

“Take a look at how far I’ve gone.”

“I will never go back, never look back anymore.”

“It feels like my life has led me right to your side and will keep me there from now on.”

“Think about what could be.”

“Think about how I love you.”

“Say you’ll move in with me.”

“Think of what’s great about me and you.”

“Think of the bullshit we’ve both been through.”

“Think of what’s past because we can do better than that.”

“We can do better than that.”

NOBODY NEEDS TO KNOW

“Good morning. You look like an angel.”

“I don’t remember when we fell asleep.”

“We should get up.”

“Look at us lying here, dreaming, pretending.”

“I made a promise and I took a vow.”

“I wrote a story and we changed the ending.”

“Just look at me now.”

“Hold on, facts are facts. Just relax, lay low.”

“Nobody needs to know.”

“I’m swearing to them I never was with you, and praying I’ll hold you again.”

“Clip these wings, things get out of hand.”

“Alright, it’s over, it’s done.”

“No one will understand.”

“And then I start making the conscious, deliberate mistakes.”

“All that I ask for is one little corner. One private room at the back of my heart.”

“I grip and you grip and faster we’re sliding; sliding and spilling and what can I do?”

“I grip and they grip and faster we’re sliding; sliding and spilling and what can I do?”

“Come back to bed.”

“Take me inside you.”

“I promise I won’t lie to you.”

“Hold on, don’t cry yet. I won’t let you go.”

“Everyone bleeds.”

“I get what I need.”

“Since I have to be in love with someone, since I need to be in love with someone, maybe I could be in love with someone like you.”

GOODBYE UNTIL TOMORROW / I COULD NEVER RESCUE YOU

“Don’t kiss me goodbye again.”

“You want the last word, you want me to laugh, but leave it for now.”

“All you can say, all you can feel was wrapped up inside that one perfect kiss. Leave it at that.”

“Goodbye until tomorrow.”

“Goodbye until the next time you call.”

“I will be waiting.”

“Goodbye till I recall how to breathe.”

“I will be waiting for you.”

“I stand on a precipice, I struggle to keep my balance.”

“I open myself one stitch at a time.”

“Finally something takes me away.”

“Goodbye until the rest of my life.”

“I went downtown and closed the bank account.”

“It’s not about another shrink, it’s not about another compromise.”

“I’m not the only one who’s hurting here.”

“I don’t know what the hell is left to do.”

“You never saw how far the crack had opened, you never knew I had run out of rope.”

“I could never rescue you.”

“I could never rescue you no matter how I tried.”

“All I could do was love you hard and let you go.”

“All I could do was love you, god, I loved you so.”

“So we could fight, or we could wait, or I could go.”

“Goodbye until I crawl to your door.”

“You never noticed how the wind had changed.”

“I didn’t see a way we both could win.”

“Goodbye until I’m done thanking god.”

“Goodbye.”

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   THE LAST FIVE YEARS // SENTENCE PROMPS (PART 1)

STILL HURTING

“I’m still hurting.”

“What about lies?”

“What about things you swore to be true?”

“What about you?”

“Something wonderful died.”

“Go and hide and run away.”

“Run away, run and find something better.”

“Go and ride the sun away.”

“Run away like it’s simple, like it’s right.”

“Give me a day.”

“Bring back the lies, hang them back on the wall.”

“Where can I turn?”

“I’m covered in scars I did nothing to earn.”

“Maybe there’s somewhere a lesson to learn.”

SHIKSA GODDESS

“I’m breaking my mother’s heart.”

“My grandfather is rolling in his grave.”

“If you had a tattoo, that wouldn’t matter.”

“If you had a shaved head, that would be cool.”

“Now I’m getting somewhere.”

“I’ve been waiting for someone like you.”

“But the moment I first met you, I could barely catch my breath.”

“I’ve been standing for days with the phone in my hand like an idiot scared to death.”

“I’ve been wandering through the desert.”

“I’ve been beaten, I’ve been hit.”

“Well nobody’s perfect.”

“It’s tragic but it’s true.”

“You are the story I should write.”

“If you like to drink blood, I’d think it’s cute.”

“I’ve been praying for someone like you.”

“I think I could be in love with someone like you.”

SEE I’M SMILING

“I guess I can’t believe you really came.”

“See, I’m smiling. That means I’m happy that you’re here.”

“I stole this sweater from the costume shop.”

“See, we’re laughing.”

“I think we’re gonna be okay.”

“I mean we’ll have to try a little harder, and bend things to and fro.”

“Who knows where else we can go?”

“I think you’re really gonna like this show. I’m pretty sure it doesn’t suck.”

“See, you’re laughing.”

“And you’re mine.”

“We’re doing fine.”

“I think we both can see what could be better.”

“I’ll own when I was wrong.”

“With all we’ve had to go through, we’ll end up twice as strong.”

“I didn’t know you had to go so soon. I thought we had a little time.”

“Look, whatever.”

“We’ll have tonight.”

“You know what makes me crazy? I’m sorry, can I say this? You know what makes me nuts?”

“We could be together, sharing our night, spending our time.”

“You’re gonna choose someone else to be with?”

“No, you are.”

“You could be there with me or be there with them, as usual guess which you pick?”

“I know in your soul it must drive you crazy that you won’t get to play with your little girlfriends/boyfriends.”

“You can’t spend a single day that’s not about you, and you, and nothing but you.”

“You, and you, and nothing but you, miles and piles of you, pushing through windows and bursting through walls and into the sky!”

“I swear to god I’ll never understand how you can stand there and see I’m crying and not do anything at all.”

MOVING TOO FAST

“Did I just hear an alarm start ringing?”

“I’ve got a singular impression things are moving too fast.”

“I’m gliding smooth as a figure skater.”

“I’m riding hot as a rocket blast.”

“Oh no, step on the brakes, do whatever it takes to stop this train.”

“No, no, whatever I do, I barrel on through and I don’t complain.”

“I’m never worried to walk the wire.”

“I’ll never do anything just half-assed.”

“I found a woman/man I love.”

“Some people analyze every detail.”

“Some people stall when they can’t see the trail.”

“Some people freeze out of fear that they’ll fail.”

“I keep rolling on.”

“Maybe I can’t follow through.”

“What else am I supposed to do?”

“I dreamed of riding like the high and mighty.”

“I’m the subject of a bidding war.”

“I’m doing things I never dreamed of before.”

“I don’t regret it.”

“My heart’s been soaring.”

“My ego’s swollen.”

“What else is in store?”

“It’s hard to be sure I’m not spinning out of control.”

“I’m feeling panicked and rushed and hurried.”

“I’m feeling outmaneuvered and outclassed.”

“But I’m so happy I can’t get worried.”

A PART OF THAT

“A moment comes to life.”

“I’m a part of that.”

“It’s just like it never happened.”

“We’re making plans.”

“How can I complain?”

“I said I’d stick it out and follow through.”

“Where else can I go?”

“I didn’t know the rules do not apply.”

“Nothing else makes sense.”

“I’m a part of that, aren’t I?”

SCHMUEL SONG

“Get up at dawn and start again.”

“If I only had time.”

“You get to be happy.”

“I give you unlimited time.”

“Go be happy.”

“No, it’s not my lot.”

“I’ve got to make do with the time I’ve got.”

“Wait! Not yet!”

“It’s much too late.”

“I’m at peace with life, I accept my fate.”

“Take me back.”

“Maybe it’s just that you’re afraid to go out onto a limb.”

“Maybe your heart’s completely swayed but your head can’t follow through.”

“Don’tcha think that now’s a good time to be the ambitious freak you are?”

“Take a breath. Take a step. Take a chance.”

“Take your time.”

“Have I mentioned today how lucky I am to be in love with you?”

#memes #I have a meme blog now~ feel free to reblog memes from it

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cxmewhxtmxy‌:

She took a second to clear her throat as Ann confirmed that she had in fact heard of her, not that it was all too surprising, she had spent her teen years living in the white house after all, it was difficult to find someone who hadn’t heard of her.

“Really? Is that all you know?” Hayes had to ask, she had a record for a misspent youth spreading into her thirties, just a few months ago the news of her arrest for possession had leaked. “Oh, I would kill for a vacation.” She chuckled. “Why New York though? If you don’t mind me asking. I thought most people seemed to go for somewhere a little more tropical.”

“Just that you’ve gotten into trouble plenty of times. However, I don’t know the details.” Ann admitted. “I only half pay attention when Esmond rambles on about something with the Daily Mail. I vaguely remember him saying something about “Hayes Morrison has gotten into trouble again” while writing in his notes. Strangely enough, the times I most pay attention is when he’ll mention something during sex, because at that point I’m so bored that anything he says is usually more interesting than the sex we’re having.”

“My friend wanted to visit New York and so we did.” There was more to it than that, leaving out her own reasons for wanting to go to New York; she had already shared enough personal detail. “Well, we’re on vacation and doing things, you’re welcome to join us. Later today we’re going ice skating where I will inevitably fall a million times.” she chuckled. “And then we’re going to this club. The Soho House, I believe it is, one of my friends is a member. They have drinks, dinner, a spa... I’d be happy to have someone else along.”

#cxmewhxtmxy

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alexandercourtney‌:

“That’s something I can’t argue” he admitted with a laugh “It’s the Will I get out of this place with all my limbs? kind of fun, but still fun I guess?”

“How about this, I will personally do my best to protect you from losing any limbs. And if anything happens, I’ll take care of you while you recover. It’d be the least I could do.” she offered. “My friends and I are going cliff diving and swimming at the beach after this, I’d like to extend an invitation to you, and you can watch safely if you’d prefer?”

“I’m Ann, by the way.” 

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#{ it's no longer fashionable to be dull } ; ann #am I posting slightly smutty pics of lara? yes #am I apologizing? maybe I should but no #I'm too gay

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@silvertonguesilverdollar​ ❝ Don’t be nervous. People get caught when they’re not confident. ❞

“I’m always confident.” A lie, but definitely a confidently spoken one. 

“Just tell me what to do and I’ll do so without hesitance.”

#silvertonguesilverdollar #v; lady o'neill

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↳ Effy Stonem & Kat Baker 

Gif set inspired by @winterevanesce 

#{ it's no longer fashionable to be dull } ; ann #v; lady charteris

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SENTENCE STARTERS | THE SPY WHO DUMPED ME ( 2018 )

feel free to change pronouns if needed ! ____ signifies a place where you can insert a name. 

❝ Oh, you’re ordering a custom cocktail. I’m gonna kill myself. ❞ ❝ I’m so sorry! Oh my god, I didn’t think ____ would come! ❞ ❝ There’s a really simple solution to this situation, you know. It’s called lying. ❞   ❝ Where’s your adorable boyfriend? You know, you two make such a surprising couple. ❞ ❝ You know, I was gonna drive home, but now I think I might just drive into a wall. ❞ ❝ Can you just use your aggressive masculinity for good instead of for evil? ❞ ❝ It’s really hard to move on when you’ve left a box of your shit in my apartment. ❞ ❝ Fuck you, you worthless nutsack. I’m setting your shit on fire. ❞ ❝ Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to find the worst song on the jukebox. ❞ ❝ Aren’t you gonna ask me if I need help to my car? ❞ ❝ Shut up! Oh, God! I don’t actually mean “shut up.” It’s a figure of speech. ❞ ❝ Some might say that I’m not exercising good judgement following a strange man somewhere. ❞ ❝ This is how people get shoved in the back of sketchy vans, you know. ❞ ❝ This is exactly why I left you. I didn’t want you in danger. ❞ ❝ “There is no limit to what we women can achieve.” Michelle Obama. ❞ ❝ I know this sounds batshit crazy, but just think about it, okay? ❞ ❝ Why does it smell like lighter fluid in here? ❞ ❝ I wasn’t kidding when I told you I was gonna set your shit on fire. ❞ ❝ Wait, you’re bleeding. Fuck! ❞ ❝ A lot of innocent people are gonna die unless we get this to where it needs to go, okay? ❞ ❝ We are not hiding out in a fucking Pilates Plus! ❞ ❝ ____ said that we can’t trust anyone, and he’s right, ‘cause he’s dead! ❞ ❝ This is not some fake spy friendship that the Russians put together. ❞ ❝ Okay, someone that you love just died and asked you to do one last thing. I think you gotta do it. ❞  ❝ People are trying to kill us. We’re not fucking parking in Lot C. ❞ ❝ Don’t be nervous. People get caught when they’re not confident. ❞ ❝ If you were here to protect me, you wouldn’t be pointing a gun at me. ❞ ❝ Would you please stop pointing that? It’s making me very nervous. ❞ ❝ Everyone wants what you’ve got and they wont stop killing until they get it. ❞ ❝ There’s a bunch of men chasing me with guns, and I need you to lose them. Now! ❞ ❝ Why are you using the turn signal? You’re literally telling them where we’re going!! ❞ ❝ Wait. Can we just take a second to appreciate you? ❞ ❝ Woman, you are incredible, and I want you to own it. ❞ ❝ Have you ever, in your whole life, felt so alive?! ❞ ❝ So why don’t you finish things? What are you afraid of? ❞ ❝ I’m so proud of you. I always knew the world would write about you. ❞ ❝ I murdered one person, but it was an assassin, so it doesn’t count. ❞ ❝ Sometimes the sweetest pleasure comes when you’re not enjoying yourself. ❞ ❝ Oh, my God. I’m so sorry that you got dragged into this. ❞ ❝ Wow! You’re so pretty, you’re barely human! ❞ ❝ I’ve never kept a secret in my life. Secrets are poison. ❞ ❝ You’re the boss? We have a real-life Judi Dench in our midst! ❞ ❝ I have so much respect for you that it has circled around into objectification. ❞ ❝ Let me tell you how many people have died and will die because of your stupidity. ❞ ❝ The fact that we even survived this is just dumb luck. ❞ ❝ The ultimate irony would be if you saved the world and then died of toxic shock syndrome. ❞ ❝ People at my job just tried to kill us, so, to be honest, I’m not sure who to trust anymore. ❞ ❝ Let me get this straight…your idea of blending in is to wear that outfit…? ❞ ❝ You have to understand, I didn’t kill anybody. On purpose. ❞ ❝ Remember, the best place to hide is somewhere full of suspicious people. ❞ ❝ Do you want me to murder ____? I totally will. That’s what friends are for. ❞ ❝ You risked your whole life for me. Not many people would have done that. ❞ ❝ In our line of work, being with someone, caring about them, it makes our job harder. ❞ ❝ There’s one thing that’s mightier than the pen and it’s called a fucking handgun! ❞

#memes

[hopeandlimerence]

alexandercourtney‌:

“Well.. you know… I have something else to do. You know, before something almost deadly happens” he looked around nervously, as if looking for a way to escape; but the smile tugging on his lips was betraying his true feelings

“Oh come on, it’s not that bad.” she playfully huffed. “It at least means things going on around me are never boring. It’s pure thrill all the time, just the way I like it.”

#no worries I'm totally using it as an excuse to use gifs of lara being cute #alexandercourtney

[hopeandlimerence]

“I have such an unpleasant character.”

“I suppose that’s true of both of us then.” Ann decided. “Though I don’t mind. Things would be more boring otherwise.”

#thepropertyofalady