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Bloody dreams (very first sketches of yandere/yangire Ningyo)

#gaygakure #ningyo

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When puberty hits and you have a weird erotic dreams... but in this case Ningyo started to have a dreams about bloodbath and she’s very confused and guilty about it. Normally she’s such a good and gentle girl that never awoken her sharingan because her dads love her sooo muuuch. But there is some bloodlust in her shark/Uchiha blood that she’s yet about to find out....// And for a short time she refused to visit Genkin at his house because the whole place smelled with blood which made her weiridly aroused (even if Kakuzu cleaned everything with bleach after Hidan’s „prayer sessios” some faint smell of blood was still there and Ningyo has a super sensitive sense of smell when it comes to blood). Also she developed a weird crush on Hidan and she knew it was wroooong. She was very upset about her own behaviour and dreams and at the same time too ashamed about it to talk with anyone

//For those of you who don’t remember Ningyo is my OC, a love child of Itachi and Kisame UwU and the boy is Genkin, a let’s-get-marry-and-have-a-kid-for-tax-reason son of Hidan and Kakuzu. All part of my Gaygakure AU//

#gaygakure #ningyo #genkin #hidan

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Team G [ Ningyo / Gaki / Genkin ]

#gaygakure #genkin #ningyo #gaki

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Shippuden outfits maybe? :>

#gaygakure #genkin #gaki #ningyo

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After his nearly-death-experience Genkin got a new companion

#gaygakure #genkin

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[Short story made up by Nona, illustrated by me] It was made as a kind of parody story (you know, in Naruto the love of your life needs to be pierced with pikes, otherwise it doesn't count), so there's not much sense to be honest XD I'll try to explain it anyway! Genkin and Gaki were hanging out outside the village walls (I guess they sneaked out past the gates). Then stumbled upon a group of rogue ninjas and, because they are both cocky bastards, started to fight instead of running away. They were doing quite well but it was only a patrol squad, soon the rest of the group joined and or boys got their ass kicked in no time. One of the rogues went too far and fired at Genkin with wooden pikes. Wounds were mortal, the rest of his group panicked ("what have you done, we weren't supposed to kill anyone!") and started to retreat. At the same time Gaki went into berserker mode and smashed those, who were too slow to run away. Now there's a dramatic love confession (in Genkin's mind "oh, so you do love me... I love you too bro, too bad we didn't tell that to each other earlier") and a few hours later Genkin is waking up in morgue, probably because of some kind of Jashin's blessing. Who knows? The boy is confused, doesn't remember clearly what happened, he just wants to go back home. He seems to not noticing the spikes. At the time both Kakuzu and Hidan were not informed that their son is dead (let's say because anbu was still trying to learn what happened and it was a top-secret or something because another village was involved. Whatever XD) When Hidan saw Genkin, standing in the door with pikes in his chest, he joined the dots quickly and started to cry that Jashin saved his son, that it's a miracle! God's blessing!

But when Kakuzu learned what happened he. got. mad. Like hell it was some fake god's blessing. He never believed in Jashin (or any god) and it wasn't the moment for changing his mind about that. He believed in medicine and medical insurances. Moreover, Kakuzu strongly believed in math - if you have more than one heart your chances of survival are increasing. He was keeping a heart in a jar, he wanted to give it to Genkin on boy's 16th birthday, but what's the point if that brat will die before becoming of age? The time was now. Kakuzu seemed to not listen to Hidan's yells ("are you going to make him a f*cking stitchy doll too? His body was BLESSED BY A GOD you heathen! DON'T YOU DARE..!") nor cared much about Genkin's confused questions ("w..what's going on? Dad, what is THAT?! is this a real human heart? Where are you taking me?"). Before giving his son an anesthesia Kakuzu shortly explained that it's for Genkin's own good. The next day boy woke up with an ugly scar on his back. Soon he'll get it covered with a mask.

#gaygakure #genkin #gaki

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My best girl, Ningyo Uchiha, daughter of Itachi and Kisame <3 She’s fighting with fire and sword, thankfully she never awoken her sharingan, otherwise she would be way too strong

#gaygakure #ningyo

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Genkin/Gaki fluff UwU Gaki doesn't like to spend time at home. Madara and Obito have this dominance obsession, trying to overpower each other all the time. Frowny brows and intimidating looks, the air is so heavy sometimes that you can cut it with a kunai. There are soft moments between them that usually end up with violence and anger to prove that none of them is weak! Weakness disgusts me! (ah, that fragile masculinity...). Weird, angsty relationship but somehow they do get along.

Instead, Gaki likes to spend time in Genkin's house, playing games. Genkin likes those moments and doesn't mind when Gaki asks him can he stay overnight, because his dads are fighting or having sex again (you can barely tell the difference). Kakuzu sets Madara the bill for feeding young Uchiha.

#gaygakure #gaki #genkin

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Team G, random doodles

#gaygakure #ningyo #genkin #gaki

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Welcome to Uchiha Cave, where good parenting never existed.

#gaygakure #gaki #madara #obito #madaobi

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He’s so done with them (at least for now)

#gaygakure #gaki #genkin #yahiko jr

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Team G. Good luck Yahiko Jr with these little devils.

#gaygakure #ningyo #gaki #genkin #yahiko jr

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Yahiko Junior (son of Konan and Yahiko) is a shinobi from Amegakure (okay, let's not dig too much into a timeline, let's say that he was born few years before the war when Yahiko was still alive. Raised in the orphanage, like most of Amegakure kids). He's ambitious, a bit cocky, had great scores in all exams and prospered well as a sensei. After the 3rd war, Konoha was kinda short on staff since a lot of people died. YJr was transferred to Hidden Leaf Village to take care of one of the teams in the Academy. He agreed immediately after he heard that there will be young Uchiha in his squad - what a prestige and honor it would be to teach the great Sarada, daughter of (in)famous Sasuke, the hero of the was, the right hand of Hokage (omg, the right hand..because Naruto literally lost his right hand in a fight XD). But he wasn't aware that Sarada is not the only young one from her clan...

Another thing - YJr has a big crush on Mirai Sarutobi. He's trying to impress her but it's hard with his mischievous team...

#gaygakure #yahiko jr

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If you’re wondering why this AU is called Gaygakure... XD well, it’s not only because OCs are kids of my fav gay ships. So at their first year in Academy, Genking was very fond of Ningyo - she was strong, skilled and pretty. He kept talking about how amazing she is and that triggered Gaki as hell. Gaki didn't even know why. Like... Ningyo is not that great, she didn't even awaken her sharingan. Okay, she can sword-fight, big deal. And she's tall, so she's not cute like other girls! And it's not that I LIKE Genkin, ugh, who would want to date that guy, gross...I'm not blushing, you're blushing! What are you looking at, wanna get your ass kicked?!

hehe. Gaki was VERY confused about his feelings. But he refused to admit that he had a crush on his teammate and he was even more angsty and triggered by everything. Meantime Genkin seamed to didn't notice the difference.

One day Genkin asked Ningyo out for a festival. Of course, that Gaki was jealous as hell and he started to act like a hissing gremlin. When Genkin asked him if he wants to join them he hissed that "I already asked someone out, don't you think that you're the only one who has a date! A...and she's the prettiest girl in the school! But I won't tell you shit! ... okay, bye."

Of course, he didn't have any date at the moment so he had to find one quickly to not look like a fool at the festival. And she has to be pretty... Damn. But hey, there's one good looking girl from the other team, a kid of Sasori and Deidara I guess? They are acquaintances of dads or something. She's not the cutest type but she's pretty for sure! And shorter than him (yasss!)!

Gei looked pleasantly surprised when Gaki, red all over his face, murmured "h..hey, do you wanna go together to watch fireworks tonight?". They agreed to meet at the festival. For this occasion, Gei put on a flower pattern kimono, braided hair and looked simply beautiful. Being a kid of pair of artist obligate. Ningyo also looked pretty (Itachi made sure that his daughter looked perfect, but if someone will lay even a finger on you I'll show him his place! -Itachi is the type of overprotective parent )

The evening was a fun time for a group of friends. When the firework time was getting closer they took a good spot to watch the sky. When Ningyo and Gai were talking, Genkin leaned towards Gaki

-Hey... I didn't know that you and Gei are a thing..

-Are you jealous?

-N...no, I mean...

-What, isn't she pretty?

-yes, pretty indeed... but... you know that Gei is a guy?

-. . .

Sound of fireworks filled the air and muted Gaki's scream of "whaaaat?!". Everybody was looking at the sky and no one noticed young Uchiha running back home to die under his bed covers in shame.

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About Gai - being a child of artists isn't an easy job. Both Sasori and Deidara were more focused on their art than on their kid. Gei learned that having good scores in school and training fields weren't enough to draw parent's attention. He had to express himself. He has an androgenic appearance, so he started to experiment with crossdressing. Why limit yourself to male or female look if you can be both depends of your mood? So they are days when he looks like any other boy in school but sometimes he chooses to look like his female friends. Or he dresses in an androgenic way, so you can't really tell. He just likes to confuse people and play on them. He's not in ninja Academy to learn how to be the strongest ninja but just o mess with people. It's fun like that. To be honest, he's quite weak for a shinobi, doesn't have much stamina, doesn't like to get dirty or bruised. Nor get his clothes destroyed. A bit princess attitude. Make memes not war. Yes, memes. In Boruto they have some kind of Internet, right? And mobile devices so I'm sure they have memes too. And guess who's the biggest meme-lord in school. Yes, Gai spends all his inherited creativity on making funny pictures. Thankfully Sasori and Deidara don't know.

#gaygakure #naruto #gei #ningyo #gaki #genkin

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According to Naruto every academy student had to finish that quest - find missing cats. Team G was no different - but after they collected all lost kittens and went back to Academy before returning little guys to their owners, they noticed that one cat is missing! They checked all the places, but the kitten was lost forever. A few days later mistery revealed itself - it was Gaki who took the black kitten home without telling anyone. He kept it under his bed, afraid of what his dads would do if they find the new tenant. It was Madara who found Gaki’s secret pet first, but to Gaki’s surprise, he agreed for the hissing creature to live in his cave house . A few hours later the kitten was sleeping in Madara’s hair and basically started to live there (Madara’s hair is like a completely different universe, you never know what you’ll find there). One day Obito noticed, that his husband’s hair purrs... Not moved by tears he returned kitten to the former owner. The next days in Uchiha Cave were a neverending festival of mourning. Both Gaki and Madara refused to smile ever again (not like the older Uchiha smiles like once per year, but whatever). For days Obito heard them sighing and sobbing and wailing. He was sooo done with that that he went to reclaim black furball. He threatens the owner that he wants the kitten back, or God helps me, too bad that your Hokage lost an arm because I’m so going to start another Shinobi War over this stupid cat because apparently it’s the only way to make those two shitheads in my house to shut up.

And that’s how Gaki got his kitten back and Obito regained peace of mind. The cat still sleeps in Madara’s hair from time to time.

#gaygakure #ningyo #gaki #genkin #madara #obito #madaobi

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It’s hard to an artist. Gei, son of Sasori and Deidara. In my head he’s a pretty-faced sly brat with androgynous apearance. He’s also a meme lord because memes are new form of art now. His dads don’t understand it (AND THAT’S THE POINT!). Overall Gei likes to play with any conventions and confuse people.

#gaygakure #gei #sasori #deidara

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Madara and Obito reunited. The only variation of Mada/Obi ship I love is both of them as adults - not some creepy grandpa/kid stuff X)

#madaobi #madara #obito #this is how it should be