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and as he stares into the sky, there are twice as many stars as usual

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rb to give prev head

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So many idiots have masters degrees maybe I could be the next

#actually me #computer engineering #maybe

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I'm a simple man, she sends me a selfie while I'm at work, and in exchange I am so shaken that I make a critical excel error that could jeopardize my entire career

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come get snuggled idiot

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A love language

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small talk? it was quite big to me. i love you

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Listen. The whole "who's pussy is this?" thing is hot yeah. But we need more "this cock is mine" type energy in those kind of relationships

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stopping mid sex to flip the record to the bside

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man who opened a parenthesis he forgot to close 4 years ago is tragically unaware everything he's said since has been an aside

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you’re all ‘ohh i love hole’ but now when i’m about to throw you in this bottomless pit (which is a form of hole btw) you’re all ‘please spare me’ fucking hypocrite

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id fuck a 1000yo vampire idgaf about the age gap shit. tell me about the monastic schools in central italy you have witnessed first-hand old man.

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she let me hit because i care for all creatures in the forest great and small

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