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when y'all read x reader fan fiction, do you guys not use it as escapism? because the way you guys complain about not relating 100% to reader. like sometimes i want to imagine myself as a flirtatious reader or a complete bitch. like do y'all not imagine yourselves with a completely different personality and read it for the storytelling? you do not have to relate to every aspect of the reader and it's completely fine. some of y'all have boring lives outside of fan fiction, so use it as your escape from real life because some of y'all act like y'all want it to mirror every single aspect of it.

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[CAR CRASH] [GLASS SHATTERING] ‘GOOD LORD!’ [GENERAL COMMOTION] [BABY CRYING] ‘WAAAAH WAAAAH’ [YELLING] [POLICE SIRENS] WEEWOO WEEWOO [HELICOPTERS] ‘WE’RE REPORTING LIVE-‘ [EXPLOSION] ‘MY LEG... MY LEG...’

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🚨🚨🚨

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devils roll the dice, angels roll their eyes; @taylorswift

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Florence Welch and Taylor Swift via Jack Antonoff's Instagram 🌿

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TTPD debuts with 313,747,178 streams on the Spotify global chart👑

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taylor swift after pretending she didn’t want to end it all while she was on stage for three hours

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ooo miss swift did it again

Taylor Swift's 'THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT' had 13 achievements (so far) in only half a day of being released:

Most-streamed album ever in a single day in Amazon Music history

First album in history to debut all its songs within US Apple Music Top 25

Biggest debut in 2024 for a solo song on US Apple Music (title track)

Biggest Spotify Album debut in 2024

Biggest Apple Music Album debut in 2024

FIRST female artist in history to debut a song directly at #1 on US Apple Music with ''Fortnight''

All 'TTPD' original tracks have occupied the Top 25 on US Apple Music

All 'THE ANTHOLOGY' tracks have occupied the Top 20 on US iTunes

Broken the record for most streamed album in a single day on Spotify in 2024

Sent 66 songs to #1 on US iTunes, the most among all artists in the platform’s history

MOST streamed album on iTunes around the world in 2024

'THE ANTHOLOGY' version reached #1 on US iTunes, replacing the original version

Best selling album of the year in the US (Pure and total)

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Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children

Y’ALL HAVE TIME TO REBLOG THIS. IT TAKES LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.

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I would obey these women whenever they order me to do something.

They tell me to cook them something.

IM COOKING 👩‍🍳

They tell me to do the laundry’s.

I AM DOING IT 🫡

if they tell me to strip

Oh I’m stripping all right 🤤

Anything these women tell me to do I AM DOING IT WITH NO HESITATION 🫡🫡🫡

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To all the mfs who put the “Jill valentine x reader” tag under a LEON KENNEDY FIC, im going to fucking get you.

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Valorant Text Post Memes Volume 24

Time for another meme post! And everyone welcome Clove to the meme roster.

Made by me with jokes from myself and some good friends. As such, it covers our headcanons and ships. No hate towards other ships (I’m a multishipper myself), but these are just ones I enjoy and chose to feature in these memes, yada yada. No shipping discourse on a funny meme post pls

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i started reading bad thinking diary...

#bad thinking diary #lesbian

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*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

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till the straps break

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a bit late for women's day but i offer y'all tumblrinas: nanobomb!