Is that so selfish?
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Unfortunately this is funny as hell
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the self care industry will sell you face masks and teas and whatnot so i'm here to remind you not to forget the most important self care activity which is masturbation
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being paranoid is funny bc like well what if i'm right
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Look, we joke a lot, but really, "you were born evil, wretched, worse than the scum of the earth, and it took killing a god to make you salvageable, so now you'd better be grateful to that god and thank him 10,000 times a day for it and fill your thoughts with him 24/7 and abide by the letter of his every word, lest you suffer unimaginable torture for all of eternity" is a truly horrendous thing to believe about yourself and other people
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not people thinking they can escape heartache. avoiding it at all cost is itself a form of it
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I love when you’re with a group of friends and there’s a problem that no one knows how to solve. Net IQ of 9.
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i hit rock bottom like every 5 hours
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this stupid little beaver bitch
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adhd will have you fighting for your life to do beloved hobbies that bring you nothing but joy
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just because music isnt playing doesnt mean im not listening to it
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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
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obsessed with this heraldic beaft i saw on twitter
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that feeling you get when you see a popular post from pre-2013 tumblr and you go on their blog and see that op is still posting regularly......hotel california ass website genuinely
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