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in my heart these are still platonic ideals of kids' cartoons

Star Blazers in particular operates at a level of kid logic that is nearly impossible to top, because it WOULD be freaking awesome to put actual ships in space and also give some of them gigantic spinal mount laser cannons

you know this is true

#G-FORCE #STAR BLAZERS

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#G-FORCE #also STAR BLAZERS #(english names of these versions)

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the jerk store called. and they said. sorry wrong number. i love you

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"We'll discuss it in Reykjavik."

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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

#this exact scenario led to a global communist AI uprising in the novel ThiGMOO #This Great Movement Of Ours #Eugene Byrne

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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

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if the council don’t fix the sinkhole near me i’ll spray paint a massive cock and balls over it

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George of the Jungle (1997)

#this is genuinely a great joke #especially for kids

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Unless you have concrete evidence, "The government did X thing to distract from Y thing" is conspiracy thought.

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Marcille's line delivery kills me

#i want to believe

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#i'm watching three things at once #badly #tw flashing

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Marcille's line delivery kills me

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#hell yeah brother

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If there’s a heaven, it wasn’t built for humans

IT WAS BUILT FOR HORSESHOE CRABS!!! GODS PERFECT CREATURE!!! NO EVOLUTION IN 300 MILLION YEARS!!!

You think a HUMAN could be that perfect????!!! NO!!!! YOU’RE INSANE!!!!!!