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Hey, guys! I was going to write up a little thing in the general chat on our Discord, but I’m not really able to do that anymore. I just wanted to let you all know how much I’ve genuinely enjoyed most of my time here in the group. There are so many wonderful writers and people here, and I think (for this being my first time in a Tumblr rp) that it’s been a good place to start. But I wish everyone nothing but the best <3

-V

#alexa play 'goodbye' by bo burnham

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[user’s finger hovers over the block button. this is a little much]

wickedmilo​:

I feel like you need to chill out a bit, life doesn’t have to be so serious all the time. Find a sitcom to watch, eat a bunch of pizza, and stop calling me a child. You’ll be much happier for it!

How very human you sound. I will not further rob you of the illusion of free will and a life that matters.

#c: milo #c: regan

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moonrivermedium​:

I think I’ve decided on taking her to town hall to see if there’s a lost and found.

Okay, dude, but when she wanders back into your house and gives your cat spoiled milk, just remember all the people that told you to torch the damn thing.

#c: jonas

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exleviathan​:

Forum post sure won’t hold up in court, either. Anyway, I’d absolutely never do any of the things I’ve hypothetically talked about because that would probably be assault and battery. And I’m nothing if not an angel.

Are you sure about that? I mean, there’s an IP address, and your comments here that be traced back to whatever device you’re working on. The miracle of modern tech, of course, is that it’s highly traceable. But, like, sure, sure. Seems legit. All watermelon throwing individuals are just saints.

#c: levi

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stolensiren​:

I’d tell you that that’s impossible, because I’m actually the head of the NSA. And you’ve fallen directly into my trap. That’s true, but wouldn’t you rather ask an expert? Well, let me tell you: I am a person who would definitely never tamper with evidence or allow personal bias to stand in the way of truth. Trust me here. Yeah, I’ve seen that guy. He’s […] certainly a person. I think.

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Lies and deceit :/ We can’t both be the head of the NSA. That’s just impossible. How do you know you haven’t fallen into my trap? I don’t know. Like I said, by the conglomerate term of “everyone,” all people should be an expert. Okay, see, you can say those things, but, like, where’s the proof, you know? Haven’t seen it. Wouldn’t know. He’s a guy. What’s the saying? Just a little dude? A little dude that’s about to get forced to wear a fucking shirt. That’s right, buddy, I hope you fucking see this. I’m putting you in fucking shoes next.

#c: cass

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lilian-adamson​:

It really is like that. :/ One day my comedic genius will be appreciated. 

True. It wasn’t a villain song though. I don’t know if the new Disney movies still do those. I agree on that one that and books are really nice to carry around. I can always have a book, but I can’t always talk to someone you know? 

Don’t hold your breath. Humor is an unappreciated art here.

Huh. I mean, there’s gotta be a villain song, right? Villains gotta have songs. I watched Moana. The crab had a song. Exactly. Books are still better than people tbh

#c: lilian

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deathisanartmetzli​:

[pm] Huh. Okay. I’ll give it a shot.

Yeah, it’s definitely an 8/10. You were deducted two points for being mean to me, though. Automatically makes your hair duller.

[pm] It’s good.

If anything would make my hair duller, it would be the lack of sleep, but I’m getting better at that. Soon, it’s not even gonna be a problem. Total 10/10 on the hair scale.

#c: metzli

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Gonna have to agree with this one, dude. Salt it, take it to a priest, burn it with fire.

monstersfear​:

Kid, I think you’ve gotta burn that thing. 

I can’t just burn her, someone left her outside my shop expecting her to be fixed right? They must care in some capacity for her otherwise why would they think to do that? I also think she’d turn against me if I tried.

#c: emilio #c: jonas

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exleviathan​:

Can’t get arrested for saying I might do something… 

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You know, you’re not wrong. Technicalities are the best way to get out of anything.

#c: levi

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stolensiren​:

Uh, I just said they were classified. You don’t have the clearance. Only the head of the NSA gets to see these documents. Well, you could ask someone who doesn’t know me, but they might not be in the know, you know? I said know way too many times there, but it’s fine. I’d never give you a biased list. What do you take me for? Yeah, for sure. The most relaxed.

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What if I told you I was the head of NSA? Then you’d be obligated to show me the documents, but your own words. But someone that doesn’t know you would still be in the know since they qualify under the umbrella term of everyone, you know? But how can I be certain you wouldn’t? I only know you as the person with an almost perfect taste in pizza. I don’t know what to take you for at all. So relaxed. Just ignore the guy that tries to get in without a shirt on. He’s been Pavlov’d into keeping on his pants, and I’m, like, one more visit away from just gluing a t-shirt to his body, so it’s almost resolved.

#c: cass

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cattale​:

A rain of fish? Here in town? That is very strange. Could be just a crate of fish on a plane, though, right? Yeah, maybe, though to be fair, we don’t always get to choose where we end up.

[pm] Oh. I didn’t think that was a thing. That’s pretty awful. Twisted, even. Why would they do that? They’re making a simple act of kindness terrible. 

Yeah. You know, it’s funny, but I found my cat when she was just a kitten because she was rooting through the trashcans eating sky fish. It was a lot of fish pretty constantly for awhile. It would have had to have been a super big crate. My body was dragged here by the ghost that was possessing it so like you’re so right, actually It’s true, sometimes you’re never really sure how you end up somewhere.

[pm] It’s not always malicious, but I don’t know. Really taught me to be careful with my words, you know? Never “give” anyone your name, either. That’s a big one, totally important.

#c: tepin

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exleviathan​:

Well that’s why you leave the wick sticking out, duh. I’ll try one, and hurl it through some jerk’s window just to see. Regular fireworks might be more fun to aim down chimneys, though.

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Oh, of course. Obviously. Might wanna keep it stationary, though, at least for the watermelon. The fuse might blow out since it’s not designed to be thrown. You know, like, this is a public forum, though, right?

#c: levi

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stolensiren​:

Except when we’re talking about me, because then perfection is a fact. It’s scientifically proven. Don’t ask to see the studies, though. They’re classified. I guess you’d have to ask somebody who knew me, but I can give you a list of people who would lie for me. Wait, you work at the library? That’s so cool.

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Uh huh, sure. I’d really like to see these studies. I’m kind of nerdy; really enjoy reading academic journals. Woah woah woah, you said that anyone would say that. Why does it have to be someone that knows you? How do I know this list wouldn’t be biased? Oh, yeah! It’s great. Very relaxed library vibes all the time.

#c: cass

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deathisanartmetzli​:

[pm] Yes. I actually […] really like that movie. Only idiots don’t like it. It’s great.

HEY. NO. I demand a regrade. It’s thick, it’s lucious, and the curls are beautiful. You’re just jealous.

[pm] It’s a great movie, it’s true. Peak comedy. So you’d totally like Mean Girls.

Mmmmm. I don’t know. My hair is also thick, luscious, and curly. I don’t really know how I could be jealous. 

#c: metzli

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lilian-adamson​:

Unfortunate. I really like joking around. 

I don’t know but the song about him slaps so I’m hoping he’s cool. I read a lot to actually. I don’t really know if I’m an introvert though. Probably. 

Some people just can’t take a joke. Go figure, you know?

Huh. Neat. I mean, anyone with a song about them’s gotta be important somehow. Books were always better than people for me growing up. But, like, people were always way too loud.

#c: lilian

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stolensiren​:

I think perfection is, like, the top of the pyramid. Isn’t that the whole definition? I am always right. Ask anybody. Honest. Oh, trust me, I’ve been to the library. I’m there a lot, actually. It’s pretty great.

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I mean perfection is an inherently opinion based concept, as well as a finite one. Even if it did exist, it wouldn’t last long before the desire to achieve it rose up again. Hmmm, so I could just ask anyone in the entire world about your inherent rightness? It is a great library. It’s true. And I’m not just saying that because I work there.

#c: cass #mouth tw

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chasseurdeloup​:

[pm] Talking to it? Like what kind of talking? She’d talk to Bell every now and then so just you know, asking.

Putain de merde, no it’s not me. If it were me, you think I’d be able to just chat with you about this crap? But it means what I said. She promise bound another hunter. This one’s a slayer. I doubt she knows or cares but she had him there as her fucking bodyguard to come steal the bones from my apartment. And then the goddamn shadow coyotes happened.

[pm] Like she was having a fucking conversation with it. Like it talked back. Like... hissing, whispering, creepy talking that, in hindsight, should have been a red flag but I thought it was just a new weird Regan development. 

Okay, but you can’t blame me for making an assumption. I don’t know the rules or stipulations for being bound to a fae. Slayers are like Buffy Alain was, right? Undead? Why do you still have the bones, anyway? 

You know, I used to like coyotes. Quirky little desert dwellers, used to see them around neighborhoods outside of Phoenix. But between the skull and whatever the fuck a shadow coyote is, I’m feeling a little less endeared.

#c: kaden