@mortemoppetere replied to your post “Do you pay your taxes (to the...”:
You don't have to do that.
Pay taxes? Yes....you do????? It's the law????????????????
Aren't you a business owner??????????????????
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[pm] This is helpful. I appreciate it.
You can bully him. That can be your first job. Make him cry, I think.
[pm] Bet. I'll destroy him.
[User comes back five minutes later]
Aw, I think he wrote cute fanfiction about the two of you. He's shy. He's got a little crush. He's gross though, isn't he? Boundaries dude...
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@mortemoppetere replied to your post “[pm] I'm a friend of Xó's. I have a lot of knives....”:
[pm] Would depend on how badly you fucked up, I think.
[pm] Straight to violence. I like that, but get some thera .
How do you feel about showing off our favorite knives to each other just for fun instead? For now, at least.
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@mortemoppetere replied to your post “[pm] Hi Siobhan. Are you trying to kidnap someone?”:
[pm] No. If you try to abduct me, I'm going to be pissed off. My assistant brought in a case. Someone who said there's an Irish woman named Siobhan trying to kidnap them. Don't kidnap people. Then I'll get paid. Everyone wins.
[pm] The impression I gathered from you is that you're always pissed off. If I steal you, maybe you'll be happy. Have you ever been inside of a sack? Very roomy.
Simply because I'm also an Irish woman named Siobhan you think I'm the same Irish woman named SIobhan? I'll have you know my name technically has an accent in it: Siobhán. So clearly that isn't me.
I never used the K-word. I said consensual abduction.
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[pm] What about warden? I know one who'd love to meet you.
[pm] Stop! You're going to get me all hot and bothered before we even meet in person.
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where, — The steps outside Alex's apartment
closed — @emiliocarrasco
He knew it was irrational — calling his father. What the hell was he thinking, anyway? That Emilio would blast the sirens through New York, somehow get a hold of his daughter, and read Gael his rights? Because after all, this is who she has been with. Her ex boyfriend. Luis knew better than to judge her for it (he's been hooking up with his ex for months). Maybe if she wasn't drunk out of her senses, or maybe if Gael hadn't tossed around the question of whether she's been taking her medication — maybe then he wouldn't have freaked out, maybe then he wouldn't have called the one person, he always thought of when he was feeling helpless —
He was so small on these steps. Tear-stained cheeks and all.
His dad's car parcked outside, and he felt like he was ten again — waiting on the front steps for him to come back; upset, and angry — never hopefully, never glad to see him.
"She's not here."
He was starting to come to terms with the fact that getting her home, had been postponed (he failed to see how that could actually be his own fault).
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He is wearing a shirt?
Yes. He wears many clothes. Must be proper for when he is at gallery.
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[pm] Right. Forgot that walking in the wrong place was the kind of thing that's worth killing over.
Right. And you're just great with kids, aren't you? You take a minute to check on the one you left with two corpses? Because she was so torn up about it that she couldn't pull herself away from the fucking woods. Sat alone with the bodies for hours. But, hey, you got what you wanted, so fuck everyone else, right?
[pm] Walking in the wrong place, searching for people to kill is worth killing for.
Don’t pretend to know how difficult that was. To be called a thing and attempted to be killed by your own kin. She is brainwashed to believe she is a monster by your own kind, and she serves your kind happily, likely fully believing she deserves to die too. I did everything I could to avoid hurting her. Unlike your brother that you want to protect so much. Torturing kids for fun.
I wish I could take it back, I do, but he was going to use her to kill me and then turn around and kill her. He had her in his arms, knife at her throat. I did what I must.
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@mortemoppetere replied to your post “[pm] Hola, Frenchman. It's Emilio, from the bar....”:
[pm] What do you know about bugbears? Anything different about the way they [...] interact with fae?
[pm] Plenty. I specialize specialized My family specializes in werewolves mostly but I've dealt with bugbears, too. Can't say I've really seen them interact with fae, though. Bugbears are all about making illusions and scaring people. I can't tell what would happen, but it would probably be interesting. I don't know too much about fae and the whole glamour thing but I wouldn't be surprised if a bugbear scared them out of it more times than not.
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Francis Ford Coppola’s THE OUTSIDERS (1983)
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[pm] Not exactly. [user tries to figure out how to word this, because he suspects nora might be mad at him for not saying anything sooner.] Picked up a curse on that stolen necklace case last week. Need to get the necklace back to break it, and the lady who owns it isn't playing nice. Gonna have to steal it. And I know you like stealing.
[PM] [User sends a video a drawing she made of days Emilio has stayed out of trouble counter. It's her erasing the one and putting a zero] So much for always being honest with me huh? Didn't you tell me everything was fine two days ago? Honestly I blame myself. I should have known you couldn't last a week without me. Don't worry, Mimi I'm on my way.
[User decides she's given him enough shit] Steal a cursed necklace from a lady. Sounds easy. I can do it. Where does she live?
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[pm] I'm a friend of Xó's. I have a lot of knives. If you upset her, I will show them to you. You do not want to see them.
[pm] Is this high school? Got it.
Well, I actually do kinda want to see them cause I got a lot of knives too.
Which one is your favorite? Which one would you pick to cut me?
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@mortemoppetere replied to your post “mommy?”
Not a piss man.
Then why do I have this picture of you?
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[user has unblocked beau.]
[pm] I heard you like making deals. I have a good deal for you. You're going to give Alan his name back. He's the real estate guy. And if you don't give him his name back, I'm going to cut your tongue out of your mouth with my nice iron knife and feed it to you. Fun, yes?
[pm] I didn't know you were kinky like that. What safe word are we using? Parmigiano Reggiano? No we can't use that one. I think that one might naturally come up between us. Beaufort? Too close to my name. We might get confused. Cabrales. That will work.
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“$”, Em.
Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.
LUIS: did you serously leave this at my apt?
LUIS: you're fucking insane
LUIS: finders, keepers, tho :**
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