What did he mean by this?
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Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years
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Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!
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fuck my stupid baka life but not this gay earth. never this gay earth
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Why did English keep the German โstarkโ as an intensifier but only for โnakedโ and โraving madโ
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stinkoscope
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Stop saying dumb crap on the computer
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Stenka!
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funny how everyone's like ohhh escaping time loops isn't even a useful skill when are you ever going to use that in real life until you trap them in a time loop and suddenly they're not laughing anymore
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being cosmically "insignificant" doesnt even matter like its not important......... like literally lets enjoy a strawberry
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what's a non-covid reason that you like wearing a mask for? mine is that it hides my mouth-breathing on long flights of stairs
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euro junk brain crashed 4 times before I finished these
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if i was born into equestria a stupid fucking earth pony i would go to the glue factory
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Who the hell invented the word โsmexyโ and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for
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