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Hot Pink Crocs [inspired by this @bisexualdemondean post] 

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You can't ignore me, Javert.

I'm the voice you hear in your head before you fall asleep. I'm the voice you hear everytime you think back to that night. And you know that i'm telling the truth.

Why didn't you die, Javert ?

Why are you still alive ?

Hm. At least someone is.

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@shrimpypolka

there are some internet friends where eventually you start calling them by their real name and then there’s times where its like nah son your name is crispy forever

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What happened to you, Javert ?

You nearly died. You did you do it ? You should have died. You failed as an inspector. You failed as a man. You should be dead. Why aren't you ?

You are really quite a horrible person. I’m praying for you, of course, but personally I hope you get trampled on by a boulder.

I would give you some advice, but I need to return this to Javert. Consider yourself lucky.

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Hi Javert ! Have you met Monsieur Fauchelevent daughter, Cosette yet ?

I’ve met her.

She seems… pleasant.

#the way javert looks in this drawing is so funny to me #like bye wet cat ass #javert

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Hello Monsieur l’Inspecteur, it’s the fellow from M-sur-M again. I hope you don’t mind a continued correspondence and my yammering.

Your advice on “coping” has done me little good. I fear I might be delusional. I momentarily get déjà vu and think I see Le Maire whenever I see your “friend” (I find it surprising you have one given your ornery nature, but to each his own), M. Fauchlevent. Perhaps it is something about that polite smile… Forgive me and apologise to your friend for me. I swear, a man gives you advice about nettles once and then he haunts you for years to come! I don’t suppose you would know what that is like, would you? More/better/any guidance on the matter would be appreciated.

Also, I must say it is strange to see you out of uniform! I recall when you would wear that raggedy wool coat of yours even in the blistering heat of summer. What happened to it? I’m not complaining of course, I for one am glad you gained some semblance of fashion sense.

Obviously, M. Fauchelevant is nothing like the mayor, seeing as that man loved poor people, criminals, and children.

I-I have no idea what it is like to be haunted by the visage of M. Madeline. Because... he was caught... and died. And is dead.

I miss that coat.

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Hello Monsieur l'Inspecteur, I just wanted to ask how you're doing (actually, on the inside)?

I'm not sure. However, I am slightly less troubled than a few weeks ago.

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MONSIEUR FAUCHELEVANT IS NORMAL. A VERY AVERAGE MAN. HE'S..... UH...... LA... LAWFUL.... PLEASE STOP ASKING,,,

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hi! I’m proud of you. You’re amazing! Have a wonderful day! ❤️

#thank you

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Welcome to tumblr Inspector!

I think destiel is an art movement from the early 20th century which focused on geometric shapes and primary colours or something like that

I see! Well, Fauchelevant seems to enjoy art. Perhaps he would like it.

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What exactly do you inspect, Inspector?

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hi javert do you perhaps know of the whereabouts of the escaped convict jean valjean? asking for a friend

I'm afraid I have no idea what your talking about...

Oh, who is the man behind me? That is... my... friend, Monsieur Fauchelevant. I am staying with him currently.

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The Beast that Bothers

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Wow javert im so proud of you for coming out

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