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whats with the 196 population of this website and branding their blog in that forcefully anticharismatic kind of way. you know what i mean. username including the word "dumbass." real "i'm such a himbo you guys! someone affirm i'm a himbo or i'm gonna do something big!" type shit. and then the works. profile picture: stolen art of seductively posed boy kisser. blog title: just a dumbass :3. bio: Hi, I'm a stupid fucking freak nobody likes | I like weird niche shit no one cares about like The Legend of Zelda and rock and roll music. | A cis boi ('really? on [tumblr]?!' Yup - and if yall got a problem with it you can eff right off.) | DNI's do nothing, fite me. pinned post: uncaptioned stolen depression meme -- this one specifically -- with tags #196, #rule, etc. and it's all that kind of thing for as far down as you wanna scroll. furry genocide meme in 2024, screenshotted repost of car hammer explosion meme with op's url cropped out, need-post for catboys, among us twerk gif. come on. remember when the reddit guys first came over and the whole meme was acting all "well these redditors aren't my forte, but at least they're not the TWITTER refugees! who SUCK UNEQUIVOCALLY!" about it? ... what the hell were you people talking about. i'd take a hundred twitter users before one of these guys even with all their dream smp type proclivities. they're less pervasive. "but the politics of the twitter user are so distinct from our own!" do you really truly think the twitter brand of puritanism is that distinct from our own. is there something different about it when we villainize fetishy business on our terrain. come on. is there something tasteful and unique about "piss on the poor" type shit when it happens within the domain of "hellsite (affectionate)." i dont think so. i think half of you never made it out of queer-infographic-instagram alive -- torn-off chunks of you in the domain of the toothpaste gay flag accounts with the four or five emoji-coded mods who still to this day keep their 2018 friend group breaking discourse on the public highlights. Omg. just the worst. and you think if you keep posting here you'll get those pieces back? PLEASE. but the reddit guys are worse i do think that.

#Ulysses

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people born in 24 Are 2000 now

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Oh yall are transgender for reeeeeal. Im just doing it for a biden dollar

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there's a kind of person called a "bad person" and if we just kill all of those guys everything will be great

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(whispering to the flight attendant) fantastic... very helpful. i've noticed you're wearing the same clothing as several other people... why is that

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scareddddddddddddddd

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what is this? ⬇️

#manhood

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fucking up my cock till i go gay!

women in my life reply: "no way!"

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reblog to pet prev

#always

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Customer: (not on record) DMV: XL BIG-PENIS? Verdict: DENIED

#heh.. no sometjing else actually😈

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ohh my god u guys tn was suuucuhhhhhhh a good night i love my friends u guys . I love chilling. And i love going on a walk & chatting

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< two men who are visibly foils walk past me and friend1. the one in the patterned hawaiian shirt pats the back of the one in the generic beige suit. >

me : *jaw drops* "DUDE! check out the HOMO-EROTICISM SITUATION at 2 o'clock!"

friend1 : "caaalm down, disco elysium..."

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Wallpaper, 2024. Aluminum cast.

#THIS IS THE FUCKING COOLEST I REALLY LIKE IT

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#well done moses. this has a dopeness to it.