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i-kissed-moriarty · 5 days
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Bones & Rope Hip Harness 🩷 Self Tied
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Rope & fishnets
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i-kissed-moriarty · 22 days
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therians on tiktok and youtube: yes we have our lovely little community :) it's very peaceful, have some tea and a warm blanket. how was your journey thus far?
therians on tumblr:
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[btw there's nothing wrong with this, i just think it's a silly little detail /pos]
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i-kissed-moriarty · 22 days
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and is “party rock” in the house with us tonight? 
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i-kissed-moriarty · 22 days
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Lead them to paradise.
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i-kissed-moriarty · 22 days
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i remember adults telling me, as a kid, to listen to doctors and get my flu vaccine and any shots i could because they remembered Before.
then they started fighting Covid precautions.
i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that the ozone was disappearing and the earth was dying and we needed to recycle and save the planet.
now my parents think climate change is a myth.
i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that racism was a plague, that we had to love and accept everyone, that we should never judge before walking a mile in their shoes.
then they told me that protesting for my Black siblings was wrong.
i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that we needed to give to the poor. working at soup kitchens. making quilts. collecting food and money and supplies. building houses. because it was the christian and just plain right thing to do.
now they look at me, on food stamps with their grandchildren, and lament the "welfare state".
i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that it was easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven and that any rich man, especially an immoral one, should never run our country.
you can guess who they voted for.
i remember adults telling me, as a kid, so very much.
when did they forget?
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i-kissed-moriarty · 22 days
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Do kids nowadays even get to play animals at recess anymore or are they afraid to because they'll get recorded and posted all over their school cringe group
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i-kissed-moriarty · 22 days
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Choose wisely.
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i-kissed-moriarty · 1 month
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Genuinely cannot tell if Duff from Dave the Diver is an egg or just a hardcore weeb
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i-kissed-moriarty · 1 month
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Me: Played a game about diving for fishing, sea exploration, and sushi.
Also me: Stayed for sexy Bancho :3
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i-kissed-moriarty · 1 month
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Dave the Diver has a blobfish that looks like an actual blobfish under pressure, not the gross dead version, that's so cool of them.
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i-kissed-moriarty · 1 month
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[id: a light blue userbox with a pastel blue border and pastel blue text that reads "this user's comfort game is dave the diver." on the left is an image of the dave the diver logo. /end id]
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i-kissed-moriarty · 1 month
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Strict old boss lady is such a real character type and its one of my favorites. Bonus points if they have a soft spot for something.
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Curator design from M_pils on twitter
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i-kissed-moriarty · 1 month
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None of you have played Dave the Diver because if you had, I'd have seen trans men kinning Dave in an instant. I would see Bancho fan art cool enough to put on my walls. I'd have seen half of you go nuts for the femboy mermaid shrine priest, and the other half of you drawing porn of the slutty money grubbing grandpa.
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i-kissed-moriarty · 1 month
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Me when a game lets you explore the ocean, find fish, help people and there are also horrors.
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i-kissed-moriarty · 3 months
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Nothing like a little workout session 🦀
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