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icarus-44 · 8 months
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My friends don’t even know who Karlach is and I’ve never talked about her before, but now imma just start vaguely referring to my “cheese wife” and it’ll just be an inside joke between me and myself
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oh NO????? 😭😭😭😭🧀🧀🧀
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So there’s this famous phrase in Genesis, “לא טוב היות האדם לבדו" (“lo tov heyot ha'adam l'vado”), which means “it is not good for man to be alone.” I was thinking today that it might make a nice Jewish friendship bracelet or wedding ring inscription or something. Problem is, if you try to split it up it becomes
לא טוב היות האדם לבדו
“Existence is not good.” “Man is alone.”
All the other ways of splitting them up are similarly awful. And on the one hand, I think this is really kind of beautiful—how this phrase, which is about togetherness, is so beautiful as a whole but cannot be broken into parts without itself becoming splintered and distorted. The language mirrors the very nature of humanity that it describes.
But on the other hand it totally ruined my friendship bracelet idea so @G-d this is a callout post
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icarus-44 · 8 months
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Because I’m curious, I wanted to make a couple of polls. This one is essentially a poll version of a post by @mookybear12404
Please reblog for sample size!! And feel free to tell me about your first characters!!
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I feel like the first class you played in DND tells a lot about you
Reblog and put in the tags what your first class was
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[footage of the inside of an ordinary Eastern-European home, taken with a handheld phone camera, the man filming is walking from the living room to the back door of the house]
man, narrating in russian: Every fucking year, this time of the year, the pond at my backyard gets infested. What do ponds get infested with? Frogs? Poisonous weeds? Geese? No. Not my pond.
[The man opens the back door, stepping out into a garden. Three or four nude, human-like figures dash from the borders of a pond back into the water.]
man: Rusalki! I don't know where they come from or how they get here, and I can't afford to hire an exterminator every year. I can't let my cat outside anymore. Last year a rusalka managed to drown a whole deer in my pond, the stench was unbearable.
[He walks as he speaks, approaching the pond. There are several eerily beautiful female beings peering at him from under the surface, their long hair floating in the murky water. Their eyes are gleaming in an unhuman way. The man holding the camera stops to film them.]
man, calm and deadpan: What the fuck are all of you staring at. Get jobs or something.
[One of the rusalki, smaller than the others and clearly not a fully matured adult, slowly reaches out of the water with her white, thin hand, grasping his ankle. He appears unconcerned.]
man: You can't drown me, you little idiot. You're too small. Shoo!
[A loud thud startles the rusalki, making them scatter. A second thud makes it clear these are the approaching footsteps of something massive. The man turns around and points the camera at what appears to be a house, walking past above the treeline with chicken-like legs]
man, now yelling: IF YOUR HOUSE SHITS ON MY YARD AGAIN I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD-
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icarus-44 · 9 months
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Karlach’s little dance is everything to me
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Trust Lemon
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icarus-44 · 9 months
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For all my Karlach enjoyers
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Karlach ⚔️❤️‍🔥🔥
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icarus-44 · 9 months
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WHAT is wrong with you. It is so attractive
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icarus-44 · 9 months
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My gender-mobile is making funny sounds, does anyone know a mechanic who works on them?
gender to me is like a car i dont really want one and society would be much better if it was not structured around it. but i got one because it helps me get around and sometimes its fun to make it go fast
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icarus-44 · 9 months
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Doing my duty
100k notes and i'll @ my crush on this post
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icarus-44 · 10 months
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I finally understand how reblogging is supposed to work. I get it now, I never needed to wait until I “deserved” to reblog stuff and had interesting things to say
Reblogging things I like feels a lot more goblinesque than upvoting ever did. The upvotes felt like "hmm yes, I approve *golf claps*" while reblogging feels like furtively staring at something before shoving it in your mouth and scurrying back underneath the nearest piece of furniture.
Which isn't to say that I don't like it. But I definitely find myself going "maybe I shouldn't reblog this because I've already reblogged a bunch of things today and I don't want to look like I don't have a life," I say as I close the app and reopen it like one of those little automatic box toys with the switches.
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I don’t it even know what this is but I want it so bad, it looks so cool
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Move aside swagless boutta get a new Wizard’s Staff that comes loaded with spells like “open locked doors” and “dismantle car”
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Honestly same, the most unhinged stuff I’ve seen has been on other people’s dashes or reposts on other social medias. I don’t know how to find the unhinged deep that I keep hearing about
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motherfucker said PROFESSIONAL
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Percy Plays The Maury Game
A few days after the toilet incident things began calming down, except for Clarisse's murderous rage. The blue marks Clarisse had given me were only just beginning to fade but at least Percy was beginning to settle into camp.
The senior campers and counselors were all watching him like a hawk though, which couldn't have been helping. There were already rumors of him being a Big Three kid, but it had gotten out that his mother was human and so everyone was now trying to determine who his father was. The counselors especially. A few counselors were even making bets despite the fact no one really had a clue. He wasn't gifted with the raw physical power of the Ares kids. He was honestly kind of awful at archery, so definitely not an Apollo kid. He didn't have any special touch with metalwork or technology and the grape vines wanted nothing to do with him, so Hephaestus and Dionysus were off the table. Wings had told him he might be a Hermes kid but I think he was just trying to comfort him. 
It was three days after his arrival that Percy got his first taste of sword fighting. Cabin 11 gathered in the arena. The arena was an amphitheater that we used for duels and training with straw dummies dressed in Greek armor, along with other miscellaneous training devices strewn around.
Wings certainly the lesson so I decided to help out like usual, handing everyone their preferred swords from the armory and making sure everyone was ready. We began our warm-up with simple slashes and stabs at the training dummies. Percy was having a hard time though, all his swords were unbalanced and we couldn't find a sword that fit him. It certainly wasn't doing any good for his strikes. 
We moved on to dueling and Wings took Percy as his sparring partner, prompting some of us to tease him a little bit. 
"Good luck," an undetermined camper named Ethan said with a smirk," Luke's the best swordsman in the last three hundred years."
"Maybe he'll go easy on me," Percy responded back.
The other kids snorted and I leaned over with a sympathetic smile to mask my smirk. 
"Don't count on it," I teased as well, but it wasn't just in mean spirit. Telling him that Wings wouldn't go easy on him was a genuine warning. 
I know from experience that Wings doesn't believe in going easy on newbies, he says that the best way to learn was through pain and mistakes; by that logic, Wings is a very good teacher. My cabinmate calling Luke the best swordsman in three hundred years wasn't an exaggeration, either. Even Chiron, who's been training heroes for thousands of years, is consistently impressed by his skill with a sword.
I partnered with a tall, older Hermes guy named Connor as my sparing partner. He usually partners with his brother, but every now and then they'd look for some diversity in their training. I didn't mind the height difference since we were just doing casual sparing. Plus it's good to practice against taller opponents every once in a while, especially when you're shorter than most other campers.
I sparred with Conner for a while until Wings called break time. He threw his water over his head, like the total drama queen he is, and I noticed that Percy had copied him. What a couple of dorks.
Wings said he was going to use Percy as a demonstration, but I knew it was really just another hazing ritual. This sparring partnership is similar to Clarisse's toilet routine, the only difference is that Wings is just a bit more subtle about his tormenting of the newbies. We gathered around, most of us not even trying to hide our smiles knowing Luke was just going to show off his swordsmanship by embarrassing the poor new kid. 
I must admit, there is some purpose to this initiation of his, though. It was to make sure that newbies didn't get big heads about their sword fighting skills and go around challenging people to duels and getting themselves hurt. He may or may not have begun this initiation after I got my ass handed to me by Clarisse on my second day.
"This is difficult," Wings stressed to the group after showing us a move that flung Percy's sword out of his hand. "I've had it used against me. No laughing at Percy, now. Most swordsmen have to work years to master this technique." 
Wings demonstrated the move a few more times, noting that you had to get the tip of your blade at the base of your opponent's sword, near the hilt, and twist your opponent's arm, forcing them to drop their sword. After he decided we understood the motions, he declared that he and Percy would be sparing until one of them used the move and disarmed their opponent. I expected Luke to do the move within the first thirty of the match but Percy was doing a good job at keeping Luke's blade away from the hilt of his sword.
Percy was keeping up quite well for a newbie, reminding me how natural battle reflexes came to demigods, but Percy's natural talent was still impressive. As the fight continued Percy seemed to get the hang of things. He even countered one of Luke's strikes and tried to thrust at him, not knowing how bad of an idea it was. An offensive move was like the green light Luke was waiting for to apply more force and intensity to the demonstration.
Percy started looking tired and just when I thought Luke was going to take him down, his blade hit the base of Luke's sword, sending it clattering to the ground with a loud clang. The tip of Percy's sword was now an inch away from Luke's chest. Both looked equally surprised, but not as nearly as stunned as us in the crowd.
 Nobody moved; nobody breathed. Everyone just stared at Percy and Wings in shock for a long moment. 
"Um, sorry," Percy interrupted our gawking, lowering his blade.
After a moment to recover from his shock, Wings grinned.
"Sorry? By the gods, Percy, why are you sorry? Show me again!" He enthused, retrieving his blade and hurrying back to stand in front of Percy again.
Wings hadn't had a real challenge in sparing another camper since before I'd come to camp, and his intrigue and excitement at Percy's apparent prodigy-Esque talent was obvious. 
They were going to try the maneuver again but this time the moment their swords touched, Wings sent Percy's sword flying and there was a long pause as it skidded across the arena.
"... Beginner's luck?" A Hermes kid said from next to me.
"Maybe," Wings replied while wiping the sweat off his brow. "But I wonder what Percy could do with a balanced sword..."
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The next day was Friday, and all anyone could think about was Capture the Flag. For a children's game, the evening before looked a whole lot more like preparation to go to war; the only difference was that the atmosphere was light and full of excitement. People were sorting out what gear they were planning to use or sharpening their weapons during their free time, chattering about attack coordination and strategy mixed in with the usual gossip. Clarisse had spent every moment we were together trying not to brag about how bad the red team would crush us.
She may be my best friend but we both knew my loyalties still lay with Wings and the Hermes Cabin, who were on the blue team, opposing the Ares Cabin. Despite her best efforts, I did pick up on the fact she was definitely planning her revenge on Percy no matter how hard she tried to phrase it differently. 
I went straight to Annabeth with that information. I told her pretty much Clarisse had said about the game word for word. I knew she'd probably figured out that's what Clarisse would do, but I wasn't going to risk not communicating something as vital as Clarisse's position during the game. She indeed already had a suspicion it was confirmed when I told her pretty much everything Clarisse had said about the game word for word. Some of what I told her didn't seem like it meant anything but Annabeth was brilliant; she'd be sure to notice things in Clarisse's words that didn't. 
Finally, we had dinner and sacrificed the best parts of our meals to the gods. Now it was time for our friendly, age-appropriate fight to the death. The cheering of campers practically shook the dining pavilion as the councilors of the Ares and Athena Cabins brought out the flags. The flags were giant silk banners, about ten feet high and six feet wide. The Athena Cabin's flag was a glistening sliver with a clean painting of a barn owl sitting above an olive tree. The Ares flag was bright crimson with a bloody spear and a boar's head painted on with violent, sporadic strokes. 
Percy was asking Wings a ton of questions but I ignored him in favor of cheering and getting hyped with the rest of the cabin. I'd babysat Percy for a considerable chunk of the day when Luke had other counselor duties to handle, so I didn't have any desire to answer more of his questions.
They announced the teams: Apollo and Hermes would be on the Athena team while Dionysus, Demeter, Aphrodite, and Hephaestus on the Ares team. That might sound a bit unfair but the Hermes and Apollo Cabins both had maybe triple the number of kids in some cabins like Dionysus or Demeter, so the teams were fairly even in number. 
Chiron Hammered his hoof on the marble to quiet the roaring demigods and began his usual announcement before the game. 
"Heroes! You know the rules. The creek is the boundary line. The entire forest is fair game. All magic items are allowed. The banner must be prominently displayed, and have no more than two guards. Prisoners may be disarmed, but may not be bound or gaged. No killing or maiming is allowed. I will serve as referee and battlefield medic. Arm yourselves!" Chiron finished his speech and raised his hands, summoning gear to appear over the white cloth of our tables. 
The gear was sorted on different tables. Some of the placement of gear was based on the table's cabin, like the Ares cabin having all the community weapons for half-bloods who didn't have their own, while some gear was randomly sorted onto a table.
I already knew what gear I'd need but I walked over to Wings to confirm my role in the game, hearing that Percy would be on border patrol.
"Sorry to hear that, Percy, my dearest condolences," I teased him, knowing he didn't know what plan Luke and the Athena kids had cooked up yet. "I assume I'm on my usual duty?" I turned to Wings with a brow raised.
He nodded and replied, "Yes, but you're also gonna be moving with me and a few others. Annabeth will fill you in on the rest of the plan we discussed." Wings' reply was vague and I knew it was because he didn't want Percy to have too much of an idea of what we were going to do. 
I turned headed grabbed some leather forearm and shin guards from the Demeter table and a small shield from the Dyonisus table. The shield only barely had a radius bigger than a dinner plate, but I wasn't really planning to use it.
I would have grabbed a chest plate and helmet too, but they were too heavy and would definitely get snagged while I was trying to move. I didn't need to grab a sword either since I had Copper hanging from my neck. I did have to grab a blue bandana to tie around my head so that people would know which team I'm on the blue team since I wasn't wearing a helmet, which has colored plumes on top to identify us.
The reason I wanted to gear up in a way that would allow me to have mobility and not get caught on anything is because my "usual duty" is recon. It's pretty much my job every game because of one skill that gave me a huge advantage that only the Apollo Cabin and a few others can combat: I'm incredible at climbing trees.
Yeah, it doesn't sound all that cool or important but since most campers use melee weapons, being up high was a huge advantage even if I'm found. People also have a hard time seeing if I'm even there since the trees cast shadows in the evening, meaning sometimes I can be right above people without them knowing. If I'm lucky, I'll even catch strategy or important positions of the opposite team members, which I can relay to Annabeth faster than any other messenger; since I could cut right through the woods without having to worry about running into enemy campers getting in my way. 
Plus, somehow that energy I feel up there allows me to cross the entire forest before most kids on foot could even reach the creek that flows through the middle. Sufficed to say, I'm the best reconnaissance option- with maybe the only exception being Annabeth herself since she's got that invisibility cap. Either way, it's no surprise I had the same job almost every game. 
"Blue team, forward!" Annabeth interrupted my internal boasting, prompting the blue team to shake our swords in the air and cheer as she lead us toward the south side of the forest. Threats and trash talk were thrown between the opposing teams and I wasn't going to join in, but then I saw Clarisse.
"Hey Classy, see ya soon! And don't forget to look up!" I knew she hated that nickname, so of course, I made sure to always use it when I teased her. My taunt was more than just a cocky declaration that I'd find her, I was also referencing the time she'd chased an Apollo kid named Lake through the forest after they retrieved the flag. Lake and I were on the same team during that game and Clarisse was on the opposing team. Lake had made it to the border but Clarisse was catching up and nearly grabbed them and I'd stopped her by dropping down from where I was in the trees and fell right on top of her so Lake could make it over the boundary and win the game. Clarisse got a few scrapes and bruises and I'd broken my wrist in the fall but it was worth it in the end. Clarisse still hated it when I brought it up.
After we reached our side of the woods I went over to Annabeth to discuss the details of the plan Wings hadn't told me and to establish where I'd be meeting her this game. Whenever we were on the same team we'd establish a sort of intelligence headquarters where I'd meet her if I blew my whistle to tell her I had urgent information to give her. It was always a place near the boundary line that felt secure enough for me to tell her important intel so she and her cabinmates could form strategies accordingly. We even made this map of the woods with its own specified coordinates that I used to tell her the exact locations if they were needed.
We established the Intel HQ a little ways away from where Percy was positioned and I left my shield there for if I needed to come back and get it later in the game. Annabeth said she wanted to be nearby Percy's post to make sure everything went according to plan. Said plan was basically just to use Percy as bait to have Clarisse and her cabin mates distracted in their revenge so Wings could sneak around the other team's flank and capture the flag.
I decided to go over to Percy before the game started and give him a few tips for "Border Patrol." I was actually trying to give him advice on how not to get killed when Clarisse came after him, but I couldn't tell him that so I settled on just giving him defense tips and what parts of the body would give him the highest chance of survival if stabbed. 
I heard a horn blow in the distance, signaling that the game had begun so I decided it was time for me to get off the ground. I took a running start and practically flew up into a tree above where Percy stood and started traversing into enemy territory. My first priority was making sure Clarisse went after Percy as Annabeth had planned. 
Before I got too far from where Percy was, I thought I heard a familiar growl. I stopped dead, hanging awkwardly from a branch as I'd been busy reaching for another one. My blood ran cold as I was reminded of the painful experiences I'd had with the creatures that made that sound. I hung there listening for a few minutes, but I didn't hear anything else so I began moving again, hoping it had been my imagination.
I loved being up in the trees. Something about the ground being so far below was empowering to see people on the ground, looking smaller in the distance. When I was up high, it felt like all my senses worked perfectly and I could calculate every route between the branches and every move the people below me were going to make. I sometimes wished I was better at archery so I could just sit up in the trees without ever needing to come down to fight.
After a few minutes of searching, I heard heavy footsteps somewhere a few yards ahead so I stopped moving forward and climbed higher into the trees to be harder to see or hear from the ground. Sure enough, it was Clarisse and four of her cabinmates were heading straight for Percy's location. They walked right past the spot below me and I grinned to myself; Clarisse hadn't heeded my warning and really did forget to look up.  
Perfect, this meant things were going well for the plan and there was no need to blow my whistle. I rounded back to where Annabeth had told me to meet with Wings and kept track of the positions of red team campers as I went. Once I got there I threw a stick at Wings to get his attention and then we selected one of the faster Hermes kids to get the positions I'd seen on my way back to the Athena kids while I began scouting ahead for the group.
I weaved through the branches a few yards ahead of the group. Every now and then I'd see campers with red helmet plumes and I'd go back to Luke's and say something along the lines of, "Three reds on your eleven, 25 feet ahead." 
Then, Wings would say something like, "Thanks, we'll fall back ten yards. Scout out a route around them on our two."
Then, if that new direction was clear we'd adjust and move around the other team undetected. We did this procedure all the way to the North side of the forest, where I saw the Ares Cabin's flag on top of Zeus's Fist (a formation of boulders that served as a landmark in the forest) and scouted out the area around it. I went back to the group and reported the position of the two guards assigned to the flag and the scattered campers that were hanging around nearby. We decided that we'd split the group up to distract the other campers surrounding the area so we'd have a clear exit once we grabbed the flag.
We decided that I would be the one to signal the attack to take out the guards from their flank and after they were down Wings would take the flag back across the border with me leading the way above and some others covering his retreat. I got as close to the guards as I could in the trees and quietly unclipped Copper from its chain. I felt a tug in my gut as it soundlessly grew into its sword form, a beautiful bronze xiphos with an azure blue hilt. I took and deep breath and held it for a moment before breathing out.
I dropped right on top of the first guard, forcing his face into the dust below us. Before the other one could even turn around to see the commotion, I dashed over and hit her in the back of the head with the hilt of my sword, knocking her helmet straight off and exposing her red hair. 
"Wings! Now!" I yelled into the forest. The guard I'd landed on was already on his feet again and swung at me. I stopped his strike with Copper and kicked him away from the flag as Wings bounded into the clearing with a blonde Apollo kid. He grabbed the flag and made a mad dash back to the border. I ran after them, feeling much slower now that I was on the ground again, but once I made it to the tree line I jumped straight up into the branches and managed to start traversing ahead of Wings and his group.
The others that had split up to distract the other reds had caught up with us how and were helping to cover our flanks as more of the red team realized their flag had been stolen and chased after us like a pack of hungry dogs. Whenever a red managed to get in front of us I had to jump down and use the momentum to throw them out of the way of Wings, almost getting stabbed a few times in the process. A lot of people on both teams were screaming as we reached the border, some of them elated and some full of outrage and stress. 
I heard a familiar voice shouting ahead, "A trick! It was a trick." I could see the creek ahead and knew I wasn't needed anymore, so I decided to break from the group to pour some salt in Clarisse’s wounds.
Wings ran through the creek and the blue team roared with cheer and applause as the Ares Cabin banner slowly turned to silver and the spear and boar were replaced with Cabin 11's caduceus. Some blue team kids had emerged from the woods and thrown Wings onto their shoulders in celebration. Chiron came out of the woods and blew the conch horn to tell everyone who was still spread around the forest that the game had ended.
I found Clarisse sulking on the ground across the creek from where Annabeth was explaining to Percy that he'd been the bait. I shrunk Copper back into its whistle form and clipped it to my chain.
"Hey, Classy. How's it hanging?" Of course, that was a pun since I was now hanging upside down from a tree branch next to her; my camp necklace and Copper hanging in my face and my arms dangling below me. She glanced- more like glared- at me before looking back at the ground, but not before I saw the bruise developing in the middle of her forehead. Her reaction worried me since I was expecting more yelling in outrage and stomping around so I gave up on my original plan to tease her. I sighed and slid off the tree branch.
"You feeling alright? I expected you to be... I dunno, angrier? It's not like you to get all mopey like this just from losing..." Clarisse looked at me with a slight glare again, but this time it melted after a second and she opened her mouth and I heard that very familiar growl again. My blood froze and I looked up to the top of a formation of rocks.
Whatever Clarisse had been about to say was interrupted and a howl echoed throughout the forest. The second noise had flipped a switch somewhere in my head. Suddenly I was a 10-year-old girl sitting against the wall of an empty house again. Hands over my mouth and unscarred nose while a few tears streamed down my face, staring at the shadow of an impossibly large dog that was cast through the window in front of me. The memory faded as quickly as it'd appeared and where the shadow had been was now a different Hellhound standing on the rocks above us, and the fear that I had when in the memory was warped into hatred. 
My breathing picked up and adrenaline started to fill my veins. The hound jumped right over Annabeth, who had drawn her blade and landed on Percy, jaws open and going in for the kill. Suddenly the world had stopped moving and it was like I could see everything frozen in the middle of the action. Leaves were hanging in the air instead of floating to the ground, the water flowing around some campers' feet had stopped dead in its tracks, I saw Chiron about to draw several arrows in his bow, and I saw Clarisse next to me staring up at the Hellhound with wide eyes. Annabeth was beginning to turn around to face Percy and the hound, Wings was staring at the dog attacking Percy with a blank look on his face, and the hellhound across the creek just was barely beginning to sink its claws into Percy's armor. In the next moment, Copper was in sword form and in the hellhound's throat.
The hound fell to the ground and I stood over it breathing heavily. I didn't even realize where I was or what I'd just done. I'd never moved that fast in my life and my brain was still trying to catch up. The electric feeling in my nerves and skin was stronger than it'd ever been before and honestly, I was surprised I was still standing since I couldn't feel my legs. Percy looked like he wanted to say something to me but closed his mouth when he met my gaze. I realized I had been glaring at the hound's corpse and when he'd tried to speak to me I'd glared at him too.
I closed my eyes and took a breath, "Sorry. I uh. Hate these things?" I explained though it sounded more like a question. "Wait no- ugh, I should have said that I've got a bone to pick with them." I made the pun with a forced smile to try and defuse the tension while I backed up from him since I'd basically been standing over him with a sword in my hand and murder in my eyes.
"Di immortales!" Annabeth said while I gave Percy a hand to help him up. "That's a hellhound from the Fields of Punishment. They don't... they're not supposed to..."
"Someone summoned it," Chiron concluded what Annabeth was likely trying to say. "Someone inside the camp."
"It's Percy's fault! I bet the dumbass summoned it on accident!" Clarisse suddenly shouted from the other side of the creek.
"Be quiet, child," Chiron shushed her.
I slung Percy’s arm over my shoulder to help support him while I stared at the hellhound’s body disappearing into the shadows.
Annabeth suddenly spoke up with urgency. "Quick, Percy, get in the water." 
"What?" Percy and I said in unison.
The reason this was weird to me is that I figured Annabeth would be more concerned about the fact that Percy was bleeding from the hound's claws that had pierced his breastplate. After a small protest, Percy agreed and I helped him to the water. He stopped leaning on me and stepped in on his own.
His wounds began healing in the water but no one cared about that because there was a hologram floating above his head, he was being claimed. Just being claimed wouldn't even have been so shocking if it wasn't for the specific symbol floating above his head causing all our gawking. Hanging in the air above the apologizing Percy was a green trident, claiming him as very, very bad news.
"Your father..." Annabeth said in a low voice, "This is really not good."
"It is determined," Chiron announced to the campers, bending his two front legs in a kneel.
I followed and dropped down into a kneel as well, nudging Clarisse who did the same begrudgingly. Slowly others around us started kneeling too until everyone was kneeling to Percy. 
"My father?" Percy's voice gave away his bewilderment.
"Poseidon," Chiron declared. "Earthshaker, Stormbringer, Father of Horses. Hail, Perseus Jackson, Son of the Sea God."
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Percy Plays The Maury Game
After a few days, the black and blue marks Clarisse gave me were beginning to fade and the excitement about Percy was beginning to calm down. 
Mostly…
The senior kids were watching him like hawks and the rumors had exploded after it had gotten out that his mother was human, which some took to mean that he must be a Big Three kid. Everyone was now arguing about who his father was. Even some of the counselors were making bets. But there wasn’t much to go on with pure speculation.
He wasn't gifted with the raw physical power of the Ares kids and he was kind of awful at archery, so Apollo was also out of the question. He didn't have any special touch with metalwork or technology and the grape vines in the fields wanted nothing to do with him, so Hephaestus and Dionysus were off the table too. 
It was three days after Percy arrived that Cabin 11 was scheduled for sword fighting practice. 
The arena we practiced in was an amphitheater that we used for duels and training. There was a line of straw dummies dressed in Greek armor with other miscellaneous training devices pushed to the edges.
We began our warm-up with simple slashes and stabs at the training dummies. Percy was having a hard time though, none of the swords we had seemed balanced for him and we couldn't find anything that fit him. It certainly wasn't doing him any favors for his strikes. 
After our warm up we moved on to dueling. Wings took Percy as his sparring partner, prompting some kids to tease him a bit. 
"Good luck," an undetermined guy named Ethan said with a smirk, “Luke's the best swordsman in the last three hundred years."
"Maybe he'll go easy on me," Percy responded back.
The other kids laughed and I walked over with a sympathetic smile masking my smirk. 
"Don't count on it," I warned, but it wasn't just teasing. 
I knew from experience that Wings didn’t believe in going easy on newbies. He claimed that the best way to learn was through pain and mistakes. And by that logic, Wings is a very good teacher. 
Ethan calling Luke the best swordsman in three hundred years wasn't an exaggeration, either. Even Chiron, who'd been training heroes for thousands of years, was consistently impressed by his skill.
I partnered with a tall, older Hermes guy named Connor. He was usually paired with his brother, but every now and then they'd look for someone else to have diversity in their training. 
I didn't mind the massive height difference too much since it was casual-sparing. And I considered it good practice to spar with taller opponents. Especially since I was still pretty short for my age.
After a while of sparing, Wings called break time and I noticed that when he threw his water over his head, Percy had copied him. What a couple of dorks.
Once the break was over Wings told us to gather around for a demonstration, but it was really just another hazing ritual. Wings always partnered with newbies. 
The point was similar to Clarisse's toilet routine, but the difference was that Wings was more subtle about tormenting the newbies. 
We gathered around Wings and Percy, most of us not even trying to hide our smiles knowing Wings was just going to show off while embarrassing the new kid. 
I gotta admit, there was some purpose to this initiation. It was to keep new campers humble so they didn't get big heads after one day of training and go around challenging people to duels and getting themselves hurt…
"This is difficult," Wings stressed to the group after showing us a move that flung Percy's sword out of his hand. "I've had it used against me. No laughing at Percy, now. Most swordsmen have to work years to master this technique." 
Wings demonstrated the move a few more times, making us note to get the tip of your blade at the base of your opponent's sword, near the hilt. Then twisting your opponent's arm and forcing them to drop their sword. 
After Wings figured that we understood the motions, he declared that he and Percy were going to spar until one of them used the move to disarm the other.
I expected Wings to do the move within the first thirty seconds but Percy was keeping up quite well, going on the defensive and not giving Wings a chance to disarm him. Watching them reminded me how naturally battle reflexes came to demigods. With the rigorous training, I’d almost forgotten that we were basically hardwired for this.
As the fight continued, Percy seemed to get the hang of things. He even countered one of Luke's strikes and got the courage to thrust at him. 
Unfortunately, that was just what Wings was waiting for. An offensive move was like the green light for him to apply more force and intensity.
Percy started getting visibly tired as Wings constantly bombarded him, packing more and more power behind every strike. Just when I thought Luke was going to push him too hard and accidentally stab him, Percy’s blade hit the base of his sword. Wings’s weapon was sent to the ground with a loud clang. 
The tip of Percy's sword was now hanging in the air an inch away from Luke's chest. Both looked stared at the sword’s tip, equally surprised. But neither of them was anywhere near as stunned as the crowd.
 Nobody moved; nobody breathed. Everyone just stared at the two in shock for a long moment. 
"Um, sorry," Percy interrupted our gawking, lowering his blade.
After a moment to recover from his shock, Wings grinned.
"Sorry? By the gods, Percy, why are you sorry? Show me again!" He enthused, retrieving his blade and hurrying to stand in front of Percy again.
Wings hadn't gotten a real challenge from sparing another camper since before we met, and his excitement that Percy was an apparent prodigy was plain to see. 
They were going to try the maneuver again but this time the moment their swords touched, Wings sent Percy's sword flying and there was a long pause as it skidded across the arena.
"... Beginner's luck?" Suggested a Hermes kid next to me.
"Maybe," Wings replied while wiping the sweat off his brow. "But I wonder what Percy could do with a balanced sword..."
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The next day was Friday, and all anyone could think about was Capture the Flag. For a children's game, the evening before looked a whole lot more like preparation for war. The only difference was that the atmosphere was a little lighter and more exciting. 
Campers could be seen sorting out what gear they were planning to use or sharpening their weapons during free time. Alliance deals, coordination, and strategy could all be heard mixed in with the usual gossip. Clarisse and I had spent every moment together making threats and talking about how our teams were going to crush one another.
Cabin 11 was on the Blue Team while Cabin 5 was on the Red Team. Any other day, I’d die for Clarisse and I had a suspicion that she’d do the same for me. But today, we were enemies, and everything we said that wasn’t boasting could be revealed information. We were not about to have any of that forbidden friendship skatá.
Despite Clarisse’s best efforts, it was quite easy to pick up on the fact she was planning to enact revenge on Percy during the game. I, of course, went straight to Annabeth with that and repeated pretty much everything Clarisse had said about the game word for word. 
Hey, if Clarisse didn’t want me using her for intel, she could have just avoided me for the day. She of all people knew how serious Capture the Flag was. 
Knowing Annabeth,  I figured she had already figured out every move Clarisse would make during the game. But I wasn't going to risk withholding possibly vital information.
After the activities and free time were over, it was time for dinner. I sacrificed my tastiest rack of ribs and a generous portion of mashed potatoes to Ares, praying that he wouldn’t favor his children for the wargame. For once, I sat at the Hermes table with Cabin 11.
Finally, it was time for a friendly, age-appropriate game of Capture the Flag. 
The cheering of campers practically shook the dining pavilion as the Ares and Athena Cabin counselors brought out the giant silk banners. Both flags were about ten feet high and six feet wide. The Athena Cabin's flag was a glistening sliver with a clean painting of a barn owl sitting above an olive tree. Contrasted by the Ares flag, which was a striking shade of crimson with a bloody spear and a boar's head painted with violent, sporadic strokes. 
Percy was asking Wings a ton of questions over the roaring cheers of the rest of the cabin. I considered trying to answer a few, but I’d already babysat Percy for a considerable chunk of the day when Wings had other counselor duties to handle. Besides, this wasn’t the time for handholding, it was time to get serious.
They announced the teams that had been negotiated. The Apollo and Hermes cabins were on the Blue Team led by the Athena Cabin. The Dionysus, Demeter, Aphrodite, and Hephaestus cabins were on the Red Team led by the Ares cabin. 
That might sound a bit unbalanced, but the Hermes and Apollo cabins both had maybe triple the number of kids in cabins like Dionysus or Demeter, so the teams were fairly even in number. 
Chiron Hammered his hoof on the marble floor to quiet the roaring demigods before beginning his usual pre-game announcements. 
"Heroes! You know the rules. The creek is the boundary line. The entire forest is fair game. All magic items are allowed. The banner must be prominently displayed, and have no more than two guards. Prisoners may be disarmed, but may not be bound or gaged. No killing or maiming is allowed. I will serve as referee and battlefield medic. Arm yourselves!" Chiron finished his speech and raised his hands, summoning various pieces of armor, shields, and weapons to appear over the white cloth of our tables. 
I already knew what gear I was going to grab, but I walked over to Wings to confirm my usual role in the game.
"Sorry to hear that, Percy, my dearest condolences," I teased, patting him on the shoulder after hearing he’d be on border patrol. "I’m guessing I'm on the usual?" I raised a brow at Wings.
He nodded. "Yeah, but you're gonna be moving ahead of me and a few others. Find Annabeth, she’ll fill you in on the rest of the plan." Wings's reply was vague, but that was to be expected while we were still within earshot of other cabins.
I gave him a quick nod and went to grab a pair of leather gloves, arm guards, and shin guards from the Demeter table. Then a small shield from the Athena table. The shield barely had a radius bigger than a dinner plate, but I couldn’t pack too heavy. Especially since I wasn’t really planning on using the thing, it was just in case I ended up needing it.
I would have grabbed a chest plate and helmet too, but I’d learned the hard way they always got snagged the way I moved. And I preferred to be light on my feet when I fought anyway. Being weighed down would just tire me out.
After going around the tables one more time to make sure I was sure with my selection, I grabbed a blue bandana and tied it around my neck.
My choice of gear was only slightly influenced by my battle preferences. My major influence was actually because of my role in pretty much every wargame; recon. 
Scouting ahead was my job in virtually every game because my one and only skill gave me an edge that only the Apollo Cabin and a few others could combat: I was incredible at climbing trees.
Yeah, yeah, laugh all you want. I know it doesn't sound all that cool or important but since most campers used melee weapons, being up out of reach was a huge advantage. It was also hard for kids to see a figure in the branches since the trees cast shadows later in the evening. Meaning that there had been times I had been right above kids on the other team and they didn’t have a clue. 
If I was lucky, I'd even catch strategy or important instructions from the opposite team. And when I say I’m “incredible” at climbing trees, I don’t just mean I could scurry up them quickly, I mean that I could get that crucial information to Annabeth faster than any other messenger on the ground could. Being in the trees meant I could cut right through the woods without worrying about running into enemy campers.
Not to mention, for whatever reason, I got this crazy adrenaline rush when I was up high. Maybe it was actually some kind of fear of heights or something, but whatever it was, it allowed me to cross the entire forest before most kids could reach the creek on foot. 
Sufficed to say, I was the best reconnaissance option- with maybe the only exception being Annabeth herself since she had a literal invisibility cap. Either way, it was no surprise I had the same job almost every game. 
"Blue Team, forward!" Annabeth interrupted my internal bragging, prompting the Blue Team to raise our swords in the air and cheer as she led us toward the south side of the forest. Threats and trash talk were thrown between the opposing teams as we marched. At first, I wasn't going to join in, but then I saw Clarisse and couldn’t help myself.
"Hey Classy, don't forget to look up!" She hated that nickname. 
It didn’t sound like much, but I was referencing the time she'd chased an Apollo kid named Lake through the forest. Lake and I were on the Red Team during that game and Clarisse had been on the Blue Team. 
Lake had made it to the border with the flag but Clarisse had been catching up to them and was about to lunge for a tackle. Without having time to think of anything else, I'd dropped down from where I was in the trees and fell right on top of her so Lake could make it over the boundary and win the game. 
Clarisse got a few scrapes and bruises and I sprained my wrist, but it was worth it in the end. Clarisse was still salty about that particular loss, and I loooovvved rubbing it in whenever I got the chance.
After we reached our side of the woods, I went over to Annabeth to discuss the details of the plan Wings had mentioned and to establish where I'd be meeting her this game. 
Whenever we were on the same team we'd establish a sort of intelligence headquarters. It was where I and any other scouts or informants would meet her if we had game-changing information to give her. There was usually an established signal to communicate to meet there, and it was always a place near the boundary line that felt secure enough for us to share information that she and her cabinmates could form strategies on. We’d even made this map of the woods with its own specified coordinates that I used to tell her the exact locations if they were needed.
We established the Intel HQ a little ways away from where Percy was positioned and I left my shield there in a bush so I could come back if I needed it later in the game.
Finally, Annabeth told me the plan for this game. Basically, she was just going to use Percy as bait to distract Clarisse and her cabin mates while they enacted their revenge. Meanwhile, I’d be scouting ahead to find the safest path for Wings’s group to sneak around the Red Team and capture their flag.
I decided to find Percy before the game and give him a few tips for "Border Patrol." I was actually trying to tell him how to survive an attack from Clarisse and her cabinmates. But I couldn't use any names, so I settled on just giving basic armed and unarmed combat tips, listing the parts of the body that weren’t fatal if stabbed, and reminding him that fighting was a last resort and that you should always run if you get the chance. 
A horn blew in the distance, and it was time for me to get off the ground. With a final “good luck” to Percy, I took a running start and leaped to a tree branch a few meters away from where Percy and I had been standing. In the next moment, I was making my way through enemy territory.
Before meeting up with Wings’s group, Annabeth had told me my first priority was to ensure Clarisse was actually going after Percy as planned. If we didn’t know where she and her strongest cabinmates were, our whole plan could fall apart.
I hadn’t made it far when I thought I heard a familiar, animalistic growl. My stomach dropped and I stopped dead, hanging uncomfortably from a branch. I forced myself to bear it and remain completely still. My breathing picked up and my blood ran cold as I fought off the painful memory of glass piercing my nose. 
I hung there listening for a minute, straining my ears in terror, desperate to catch the sound of an approaching monster before it was too late. But the only sound in the forest but the rustling of leaves and the distant sound of metal on metal. 
Hesitantly, I began moving again, praying that the only danger in the woods today was the Red Team. Chiron always made sure the woods were cleared of monsters before wargames.
I was back up to full speed in no time, and the fear was beginning to wear off. I weaved between the branches with well-practiced ease. Something about being so far above the ground was empowering. Seeing threats like enemy teammates look so small on the ground made the suspense of creeping through the woods less terrifying.
When I was up high, I was in perfect control. I could calculate every route between the branches, and I could predict every move the people below me were going to make. I had found myself wishing that I was better at archery a lot. Then I could sit up high in the trees and never come down to fight.
After a few minutes of searching, I heard heavy footsteps somewhere ahead of me. I stopped and climbed higher into the trees. 
Sure enough, Clarisse appeared in view with four of her cabinmates. Their path was dead set on Percy's location. They must have gotten a tip on where he was positioned. Or they’d roughed up one of our captured teammates until they talked. 
Either way, they were dead set on their warpath, causing them to walk right under my hiding spot. 
I grinned to myself; Clarisse hadn't listened to me. She was so set on her revenge that she’d forgotten to look up. Things were going according to Annabeth’s plan and I circled back to where I’d been told Wings was waiting. Taking note of the positions of any Red Team squads I passed. 
Once found them, I threw a stick at Wings to get his attention. We selected one of the faster Hermes kids to run over to the Intel HQ. He was going to report the squad positions I'd seen on my way back to the Athena kids while I scouted ahead of Wings’s group.
I flew from branch to branch a few yards ahead of the group. Every now and then I'd run into red-plumed helmets and go back to the group to warn them. Then Wings would make the final call of fighting or going around them based on their numbers and, if I recognized them, how strong they were. We followed this tactic all the way to the North side of the forest, where I saw the Ares Cabin's flag on top of a formation of boulders nicknamed Zeus’s Fist. 
I crept around the area to ensure there weren’t any squads nearby that would be able to come to defend the flag. After reporting the two guards and positions of various campers on patrol, Wings formed the plan. 
The majority of the group that had come with us departed in the direction of the patrol, leaving only a handful of half-bloods to go after the flag.
I found myself standing on a low branch, barely a foot above one of the guards. I stared at the red plume on his helmet as I focused on keeping my breath silent. I crept, painstakingly slow, careful not to put my weight on a branch that might groan under my weight.
I gently unclipped the chain from around my neck and focused on my breath as I exhaled. With the breath leaving my lungs, the little brass whistle and chain in my hand were replaced by a gently glowing bronze harpe sword. Its familiar azure leather grip helped to steel my resolve.
I took a deep breath…
One, two, three, four…
I breathed out.
I dropped from the tree, landing on the guard’s shoulders, and forced his face into the dirt. Before the other could react, I dashed over and struck the side of her face with Copper’s pommel, knocking her helmet off and sending her to the ground. 
The first guard was already back on his feet and rushed at me with a right hook. I blocked his fist with my leather-clad forearm and kicked him in the gut, sending him away from the flag. 
At the same moment, Wings and two others had erupted from the tree line. Wings scaled the boulders and grabbed the flag. Before the guards knew what had happened, the four of us were making a mad dash back to the creek. 
The part of our group that had split off joined us as we ran, helping to cover our retreat. The forest that had been so quiet was alive now, filled with screams of panic and the clashing of bronze. 
We ran together as one large group, forming a wall between Wings and the enemy team. Anyone who got in the way was thrown to the side by whoever was in front. Strikes were exchanged, arrows came dangerously close to vital body parts, and both teams were frantic to have possession of the flag. 
"A trick! It was a trick!" Someone screamed in front of us just before the creek came into sight. 
We burst out of the tree line and threw ourselves over the creek. The Blue Team roared with cheer and applause as the red banner slowly turned to silver, the spear and boar replaced with Cabin 11's caduceus. It was over.
The group threw Wings on their shoulders, cheering and bragging. Chiron came out of the woods and blew the conch horn, signaling the end of the game.
I split off from the group and found Clarisse sulking on the ground across the creek from Annabeth and Percy. I shrunk Copper back into its whistle form and clipped it to my chain before sitting next to her.
"Hey, Classy. How's it hanging?" She gave me a quick glare before looking back at the ground. But the quick look hadn’t stopped me from spotting the bruise in the middle of her forehead. 
Her silence worried me a bit. I was expecting yelling, threats, roughhousing… not sulking. 
"You feeling alright?” I leaned forward to see her face. “I expected you to be... I dunno, angrier? 'S not like you to get all mopey..."
Clarisse gave me another glare but dropped it to knit her eyebrows together. An expression that was rare to see on Clarisse. She opened her mouth and-
I didn’t hear what Clarisse said. I heard the growl again. Much louder than it had been before, much closer.
My head snapped in the direction it had come from, a rock formation nearby. Whatever Clarisse had been saying was interrupted by a howl that echoed throughout the forest. 
Suddenly I was a 10-year-old girl sitting against the wall of a church. Hands over my mouth and nose while tears slid down my face. Frozen in fear as I stared at the shadow cast through a stained glass window.
The memory faded as quickly as it had appeared. But the shadow had been replaced by the clear view of a hellhound standing on the rocks, and the fear was still icy in my veins.
My breathing picked up. I watched in slow motion as the hound jumped right over Annabeth. It was going for Percy. It would kill him. There was no way he’d survive if it bit him now. 
It was like I was processing everything and nothing all at once. I noticed the leaves hanging in the air, and the water flowing around some campers' feet, saw Chiron drawing several arrows in his bow, and Clarisse staring up at the hellhound with wide eyes. Annabeth was beginning to turn around to face Percy, Wings was blankly staring at the scene, and the hellhound across the creek just was barely beginning to sink its claws into Percy's armor. 
Then, suddenly, Copper was in my hands, its blade in the side of the hellhound's throat.
The hound fell to the ground and I stood over it. For a second, I didn’t know where I was, still reeling from the adrenaline and shock. My brain was still trying to catch up to what my body had just done. My nerves were on fire. I couldn't feel my legs. I realized I was shaking.
Percy was staring at me. He looked like he wanted to say something, but when I met his gaze he closed his mouth and averted his eyes. I realized I had a glare stuck on my face.
I closed my eyes and shook my head, trying to calm down. 
"Sorry. I uh… Hate these things?" I attempted, before realizing that not even I knew what I was trying to explain. 
I backed up to give Percy some space since I was basically standing over him with a sword in my hands and murder in my eyes.
"Di immortales!" Annabeth exclaimed, looking at the dog. "That's a hellhound from the Fields of Punishment. They don't... they're not supposed to..."
"Someone summoned it," Chiron finished. "Someone inside the camp."
"It's Percy's fault! I bet the anóitos summoned it!" Clarisse suddenly shouted from the other side of the creek.
"Be quiet, child," Chiron shushed her.
I offered my hand to Percy while the others were talking, trying to make up for sacring him while taking my mind off the hellhound for a second.
"Quick, Percy, get in the water." Annabeth suddenly commended.
"What?" Percy and I said in unison.
I expected Annabeth to be more concerned about the fact that Percy was bleeding. The hound's claws had pierced his breastplate. Surely Annabeth of all people would understand that he needed some bandages, right?
After some small protests, Percy agreed and I helped him to the creek. But the moment we reached the water, he stopped leaning on me and stood up straight.
His wounds began healing on their own. Closing up like they were never there. But no one cared, because there was a soft green light above his head. A hologram. 
Percy was being claimed. And not by just any god.
Hanging in the air above him was a green trident. And it was a very, very bad sign.
"Your father..." Annabeth said quietly, "This is really not good."
"It is determined," Chiron announced to the campers, bending his two front legs to kneel.
I followed, dropping into a kneel as well. Slowly, everyone kneeled to Percy. 
"My father?" Percy's voice gave away his confusion.
"Poseidon," Chiron answered. "Earthshaker, Stormbringer, Father of Horses. Hail, Perseus Jackson, Son of the Sea God."
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