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send me a ship + kayla / dunk

who hogs the duvet kayla. and it blows dunks mind. how can someone so tiny wrap herself so tight with NO ROOM FOR HIM AT ALL. LIKE HOW. it's impossible.

who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts definitely dunk. he pays so much attention, he's someone who hears a thing she May like and creates a whole universe around it, if that makes sense. makes it full blown. a spectacle. he's really good.

who gets up first in the morning kayla is a really early riser. helps her keep a schedule to wake up early.

who suggests new things in bed dunk. he has to because kayla isn't really too savvy and while she's all that vanilla like, she's open to things. he just has to suggest them and she has to go down a rabbit hole and decide. nothing is ever really just Sprung on the other, though.

who cries at movies unless kaylas got some wine in her? usually it's dunk. not some big blown out tears or anything but he'll def get choked up. unless it's a movie with an unmentionable. maybe. i don't know.

who gives unprompted massages dunk. he loves ma's hips and butt and he is all about giving her a whole rub down. 

who fusses over the other when they’re sick only if it's like, some kind of flu shit, or super sickness or anything else. a basic cold? a headache? they're both just kinda like "alright, it's fine." or something. their jobs get them sick so much it's like, when're they actually healthy.

who collects something unusual dunk! he probably just has numerous drawers full of some weird shit he collects. probably dog figurines. i don't know. there's gotta be something, ok.

who takes the longest to get ready easily kayla. she's got hair, makeup, choosing an outfit. choosing the right pair of heels, probably, too. 

who is the most tidy and organised probably kayla. she's got her organisation down to a science from packing constantly for weeks at a time and being out of her home. except when she overshops. 

who gets most excited about the holidays weirdly? it grows to be kayla. with dunk and what.. they've created, she's really come around on loving holidays that aren't just halloween. 

who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports surprisingly, it's kayla. she gets mad competitive playing board games. probably because she played tons growing up. but she wants to WIN, damnit. even if she's a lil toasted and definitely about to lose. she pouts, trying to swing davis to throwing the game. he acts like he will, but then wins and she pouts more. #annoying

who suggests that they buy a pet dunk sees a post online for a dog in danger of being put down and it's just an immediate "we need them." and of course, kayla can't deny the sweet face that's staring at them. so of course, they race off to adopt. this is how they probably end up with their own dog brood before children. 

what couple traditions they have why do i feel like every time they go to vegas or something, once they get inevitably married or whatever, they just do the whole rundown in a dumbass chapel again. get one of those rentals that says "just married" on the rental, too. act like they JUST got married for the first time. 

what tv shows they watch together honestly, i don't know why but they probably love watching house reno shows together. like that's probably dumb but. the home network is probably just their straight shit. 

how they spend time together as a couple in the downtime, it's usually kayla enjoying a glass of wine quietly while davis like, does art stuff probably. otherwise, i feel like they're definitely a couple that loves to sightsee and explore anything around them when possible?? 

who brings flowers home it's the both of them. like they both fucking love flowers that the flowers are constant in their house. weekly. they probably end up planting flowers together once they get to move in together, but. 

who is the best cook dunks no slouch but kayla takes a few courses on cooking amazing vegan food so she knows exactly whats up. he be eatin GOOD when he comes to visit.

how they would get engaged kayla gets him courtside tickets to a basketball game in ny when they go on a lil impromptu holiday. just out of the blue. she's not huge on the sport and doesn't even really wanna be that close to the action but? she does it for him. and she has fun, and they're being really fucking cute, and after the team wins and the two of them finally get ready to leave, dunk dips into one of those stupid little bodega stores that's right there and he comes back out with one of those little plastic balls and just drops to one knee right then and there and he definitely just paid a whole quarter for the ring that comes out. he's been thinking of proposing for awhile, but just didn't know the exact moment, but it's That time. right then and there. of course kayla says yes, lmao. it's dorky and not what she ever imagined and she even loses the ring on their walk back to the hotel because of her nimble ass fingers, so she has to promise him she won't lose the real thing.

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send me a ship + toni and shane

leaves their dirty clothes on the floor you know it's shane. like it's not that it's something Awful or disgusting but he's a bachelor. just look at his goddamn fridge those times he posted. he's free to do as he WANTS. and toni's just like.. alright about it.

forgets to run the dish washer neither of them cause toni usually loads the dishwasher and she! don't forget. pumps gas for the car i mean, shane does. like toni's done it and stuff, but she kinda gets distracted and they've almost stolen fuel a few times or she pre-pays but forgets to actually fill the car. 

rearranges the furniture honestly, toni likes to re-arrange the furniture at his place so she feels like there's a part of her there. she usually moves a lot of it back because hello, it's shane's place but sometimes he lets her keep it the way it is. usually what happens when she's bored. 

falls asleep with the TV on shane. it's usually the office. toni has come to hate michael scott's voice.

gets to use the bathroom first whoever makes it there first! it's usually shane. he usually is the one who has to leave in the morning and toni's just fine chilling in bed.

decides the temperature for the ac/heater it's toni. easy. she just wants to freeze, especially in the hell that is florida. she can't help it.

sets up holiday decorations the two of them. toni won't do it without shane. like she waits til he has the time to sit with her and hang the high stuff up high. and he's happy to do it, both spending time with her and also making sure her stupid ass doesn't get onto a fucking ladder and hurt herself.

leaves the lights on usually shane. like he'll leave lights on when he leaves in the morning. like he straight up does it EVEN WHEN TONI'S AWAKE and still in dang bed. she has to haul it out to shut them off. cause his ass just zips out.

uses the bathroom with the door open shane, lmao. toni doesn't like.. mind, really. she's known him forever. it's no big thing for her, but she still shuts the door for herself.

fixes the plumbing (or calls the plumber) toni. the only time shane get's to act like a handyman is if they're roleplaying or something because yeah, no. it'll probably actually get done quickly and properly than it would with shane because you know he'd start it.. and then get distracted by one of his pals or the idea of going to the pool and then it's just like. wow. somehow he put a hole in the wall, too, with a wrench. but she knows he could do it.

who made the first move i think shane kissed her first? my memory is shit, man, but shane made that move.

who said ‘I love you’ first it was toni. like they've said love you to each other for years at this point, no matter who they were with. it was normal. but toni said it first with more meaning behind it. she remembers the day too, he'd straight up hauled her ass up and dropped her into the pool and then jumped in after her to 'save' her which ended up having her almost choking to death on water. but she looked at his face and she just. stared. and said it. with everything behind her.

how often they fight lol. i mean. they haven't in awhile?! but it's not THAT often. not unless there's some shit going on. but when they do fight, it's really fucking bad. they both are awful communicating properly when it comes to arguments, so feelings get hurt and it's just. Bad. but they've been good.

who is big spoon/little spoon i feel like they alternate?? like it's never really the same. but also like, a lot of the time, it's toni just laying on top of shane to sleep on him. so it's like, spoons? who?

who is the better cook toni. stares in shane eating out all the time and me literally not even sure if homie can really cook anyway but it's toni.

who remembers their anniversaries honestly, and shockingly, neither of them. not even toni. she couldn't tell you the day they became 'official' if her life depended on it, but that's okay. it just means they can celebrate whenever they want. and sometimes, that's what toni does. just pulls a "it's our anniversary!" to go to dinner. mostly as a joke, but.

their favorite thing to do together (besides sex) honestly, it's either just veging out on the couch together to relax (usually shane and his games, toni just kinda laying in his lap quietly) or going out to do something athletic. going to the gym, doing a ropes course. shit like that. also eating. they really go all the fuck out on food.

how many kids they’ll have at least one. for sure one. she kinda waffles on children but she knows she really wants something that's just the dumb perfect mix of the two of them and she KNOWS their lil potato would end up ebing cute as shit. they'd probably have a daughter, too. it'd be mad fucking spoiled to shit, too. 

who suggests that they buy a pet it's toni. because she fucking hates shanes fake dog. and she needs a real pet or she'll lose her mind while the beady little eyes of the fake ones stare her down. she wants a cat. it's a #problem.

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leaves their dirty clothes on the floor avary. kyle has been living in such a small space, he doesn't leave his clothes on the floor just for maximum space usage. avary probably just sheds 'em and is like "alright that's it." kyle is a little bit like "..okay but please??" about cleaning it but then you'll catch him tossing it into hampers and shit.

forgets to run the dish washer avary. probably because she's drunk. also says that "it was only half full" which, while true, is now going to be extra full from her dishes, probably. she'll forget to run that one too and kyle swoops to save the day.

gets to use the bathroom first avary. listen, kyle can hold it. especially coming from his big ol' wrestlehouse. also because he doesn't wanna potentially clean some puke off the bedroom floor. just a lil bit that. only sometimes it's like that tho. 

sets up holiday decorations listen, it's kyle. and he goes ham. i don't know why my kyle loves like, christmas and shit, but he does. he even puts out bonus trees for arbor day. fuck with him.

leaves the lights on kyle. he's a bit of a forgetful nerd. he can't help it. 

uses the bathroom with the door open avary's dog probably follows them both into the bathroom so you know. no chance to shut the goddamn door! 

fixes the plumbing (or calls the plumber) kyle has a hardhat for this exact scenario. and probably a lot of jokes about unclogging avary's pipes. welcome to hell, man. 

who made the first move it was avary. because kyle was probably a dumb skittish little shit and he really did want to, but he definitely didn't know how to do it and eventually, it was avary who probably pushed him up against the wall and kissed his big ol stupid moon face.

who said ‘I love you’ first kyle did. the two of them were both hungover, having been able to hang out and go a little crazy and it was dark in their room and quiet and he just kinda let it slide out naturally. 

how often they fight sometimes kyle gets to the end of his rope a bit about her very hard lifestyle and actions. he doesn't want to control her, he just wants her to take better care of herself? but it can lead to fighting. avary probably also picks some fights just for the fuck of it sometimes. or drops a shady comment about how kyle's being inattentitve or something like that and he's like "..tres cuse" cause o wowee a soft spot.

whose big spoon/little spoon kyle is the big spoon and avary is the middle spoon to the pupper.

what their nicknames are for each other i know that kyle would probably call her tally. i don't know if she'd hate it, but he'd think it was cute. also probably tally mark. why. don't know. he probably only drops a full tallara when he's super pissed or upset. 

who is the better cook i'm p sure that bitch lives on mcdonalds so it's kyle. even with his massive amounts of pasta making. leftovers for days but he does a goddamn good job, okay. chef.

who remembers their anniversaries kyle about three weeks after said anniversary happens. 

their favorite thing to do together (besides sex) honestly? it's probably take care of avary's whole ass farm. there's something kyle really loves about all the animals and the space. alternatively, i feel like the two of them really like going to fairs and stuff? to like, bumper cars it up and ride all the stupid rides and just. Do Some Romantic Stuff. and also avary probs tries to blow him or at least give him a handy j on a ferris wheel. don't @ me about this i'm probably wrong idc

who ‘wears the pants’ in the relationship i wanna say it'd be kyle, but it's def avary. he honestly adores her and worships the ground she walks on, so literally anything she wants done/to do and he's all about it. which probably can get a bit annoying, but what's up, that's avocado for you.

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send me a ship and i’ll tell you - THE MUSCLE KINGDOM

leaves their dirty clothes on the floor honestly, probably steph. she sheds her work clothes as soon as she gets home and she doesn't even care she gets cat hair on it and shit since she works in some pet ass kingdom! 

forgets to run the dish washer austin. not for lack of trying? but sometimes it just slips his mind before he goes to workout. that pump took over.

pumps gas for the car austin. steph tries except one time she dropped it on the ground, screamed and wouldn't go near gasoline again. she hates the damn things.

drives when they’re going somewhere it's pretty split down the middle. the two of them are both vain as fuck in the drivers seat which causes maximum ribbage when it comes to whoever is in the passengers for the day.

rearranges the furniture steph. a lot of the time it's rearranged to hide whatever damage her cats have made. listen, she's not fuckin bright but she tries, ok.

falls asleep with the TV on steph. she's way too good at snuggling in deep and just passing the fuck out. the amount of times she wakes up and gets mad that she's gotta rewind some episodes on a netflix binge.. austin just stares at her like "..you do it to yourself."

gets to use the bathroom first steph. she has bad ibs, dude. you have to wait. they definitely both need their own bathroom or something, ok.

decides the temperature for the ac/heater honestly? austin. steph probably couldn't turn on the AC once and hulk smashed the outside and after that, he was just like you know what? not today, satan.

sets up holiday decorations they do it together. they both kinda have to raise the decorations pretty high up since .. stephs cats are psychos and would go for 'em hella quick, but. they like to do it together and it's honestly one of their traditions as time goes on. holidays are for both of them.

leaves the lights on steph. again. because she falls asleep or just.. doesn't care. she pays her light bill so IT'S FINE.

uses the bathroom with the door open neither. steph is actually really Private when it comes to her bathroom usage. she prefers the safety of the door closed especially in her own home. austin respects it and closes the door with himself, too.

fixes the plumbing (or calls the plumber) austin actually fixes the plumbing. probably is able to cause of his own Be The Man of his own home? i don't know, man. steph doesn't even fuckin touch it. she failed in turning off the sink once when he asked her to and he got a face full of it. sorry, pal.

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send me an otp and i’ll tell u // t x d 

leaves their dirty clothes on the floor dragan. usually not because he wants to, but sometimes if things are a bit bad for him in his head, he forgets. toni doesn't actually mind picking up after him either. she gets it. she knows too, if this was something she was doing, he'd be there to pick up after her, too.

forgets to run the dish washer toni, actually. she definitely ends up rage washing the dishes by hand too because she feels mad stupid for not realising she didn't press start. also she's stupidly put dishwashing liquid in there before. lot of bubbles.

pumps gas for the car probably dragan. i think he likes it more than toni ever would. 

drives when they’re going somewhere usually toni. especially if it's longer drives. she's like to do more than just stare out the window and like.. pass out. because she's prone to that. don't judge it.

rearranges the furniture honestly? i feel like it's dragan. probably just out of nowhere he decides they need some change. he probably also is the type to just toss paint on a wall to make it Different. even if they're renting and technically not allowed.

falls asleep with the TV on dragan, probs. he just passes out sometimes and toni will come back to him watching some really weird ass adverts. probably for sex lines. she will rib him til the end of time for it, tho.

gets to use the bathroom first it depends on who gets there. there's no real race. they both kinda just wait for the other to be done. 

decides the temperature for the ac/heater dragan. which is shockingly something they don't argue about. if it's too hot, toni's just naked. too cold, she's still probably naked. 

sets up holiday decorations neither of them, really. toni's not huge into holidays as is, but. 

leaves the lights on toni. she's fucking dumb. she'll come back 8 hours later and be like oh shit forgot to shut this off. applies to hair straighteners, too.

uses the bathroom with the door open i wanna say like, neither of them. they both probably just like the space. it's not a big deal to them or anything? but it's not just something they do.

fixes the plumbing (or calls the plumber) dragan calls the plumber. just to save himself the headache of toni breaking something. whether that's the pipes or herself. because she has hurt herself with a hammer before. she's a fucking moron. and he knows it. he is tryin to proect, even if she even tries to buy herself a goddamn tool belt.

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idr which meme this was but send me a joke otp again and watch me do it // kk + ki

leaves their dirty clothes on the floor i wanna say neither of them? he's pretty particular about keeping the floors mess free and i feel like kk would actually end up picking up after herself more if she doesn't already.

forgets to run the dish washer it's honestly ki. he's usually on top of everything and he even puts the dishwasher tab in but forgets to hit the start button. and then he'll open it, expect it to be clean and be like "what the fuck."

pumps gas for the car ki rides a bike so it's KK because he will rant on and on about greenhouse emissions and the car industry which is all well and good but KK will not ride a bus for 20 hours to get somewhere. she will murder someone.

drives when they’re going somewhere again, KK. he won't even turn the key.

rearranges the furniture probably KK. he doesn't tend to care where things are. comes home to something different? cool, thanks honey, don't rearrange the pantry, though.

falls asleep with the TV on probably the both of them. their one vice.

gets to use the bathroom first out of respect, KK does. ki won't go until he knows she's done anyway, he doesn't wanna interrupt her. 

decides the temperature for the ac/heater he's a naturally warm dude so he doesn't care either way. so it's all up to KK. who probably turns up the cold air for more excuses to snug.

sets up holiday decorations KK, honestly. he'll help her and everything? but he's not really the one pulling the decorations from the attic.

leaves the lights on neither of them.

uses the bathroom with the door open probably both of them.  just when they’re quickly in and out. ki doesn't really care. they're adults. 

fixes the plumbing (or calls the plumber) they call the plumber. ki can't fuck with pipes and KK doesn't really either, so the two of them are very comfortable in someone else fixing their issues.

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send me an otp / s+a

who hogs the duvet the answer to this is the dogs. like you can't even get this answer out of the two of them because pets run the fuckin' world for them.

who texts/rings to check how their day is going sierra more than axel. after her usual morning text to him before he has to dip off to work, she'll text him at lunch and around the time he usually comes home if he doesn't text her first to say he got in safe. she's a big worrier. 

who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts definitely sierra. not that axel is bad at giving gifts or anything but she's definitely more creative in the two of them. 

who gets up first in the morning usually axel. he's deffo the early riser between the two of them and it's always si trying to distract him to keep him in bed. unless she's the one working, but. usually it's him.

who suggests new things in bed it usually is sierra. axel tends to let her take the reigns on that since she's So New to a lot of sex things. keeping it at her own pace. 

who cries at movies .. well it sure as fuck ain't axel. it's always sierra. she's so goddamn emotional, axel needs to just keep tissues at his sides at all times and even more so at a movie. even if it's happy. he's just here like "..it's okay." "BUT THE DOG." ".......it lived."

who gives unprompted massages definitely axel cos he's a handsy little bastard and if she even stretches out on the couch or the bed and is just laying there minding her own business, there he comes to offer one up or to give one at all. which it's not like sierra is complaining or anything. he's too good with his hands and she should sue him for it tbh.

who fusses over the other when they’re sick sierra. she's a constant worrier, especially if he's sick enough for it to effect him heavy. so she's out here tryin to arrange a soup delivery and to make sure he's got meds and is taking care of himself. axel obviously cares as well, but. she's definitely a Lot More about it to the point where he has to be like, "i'm not dying, tash, it is okay, i will be asleep."

who gets jealous easiest axel. even after their split and the whole cheatin thing, if they got back together or something, it'd still be axel. not that she's not jealous but.

who has the most embarrassing taste in music you know what? it's axel. you see how hard he goes to the hot n spicy theme. it's the same for anything else, really. especially dropping off the kids for school in the future. so it's more his dancing than the music but imagining axel going hard to some weird german metal? oh man.

who collects something unusual sierra. axel thinks her crystals as a whole are fuckin unusual, but. 

who takes the longest to get ready sierra takes this, between her trying to choose and outfit and doing her makeup. but it's not like axel is someone who is ready immediately either. like you know whenever they move in together, their bathroom has to be big. with double sinks. for all of their shit.

who is the most tidy and organised most definitely axel. he's got that on lock.

who gets most excited about the holidays

sierra. she loves decorating, especially as they get older. it’s fun to spin their home in a new way.

who is the big spoon/little spoon sierra WANTS to be big spoon at least once a week but he never lets her. so. he's big spoon, she's little spoon. #oneday.

who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports axel is by far. even when they're out playing some arcade games or anything, he's just straight in for the kill. but he'll eventually let up and let her win a few rounds. very big gentleman.

who starts the most arguments sierra. she takes things so terribly sometimes and then things just kinda explode from there. it's a lot of emotion as a whole and also kind of letting a lot of things fester, especially with them being primarily LDR?? she's dumb.

who suggests that they buy a pet it's never really a suggestion. it's sierra saying she wants another pet and axel eventually relenting. she's good at taking care of them and they make her happy, okay. he can't deny her this.

what couple traditions they have for their anniversary, it's usually spent in germany together. exploring hamburg, doing to the park they were official in. 

what tv shows they watch together i don't think they ever really .. have a tv show that they get invested enough in to sit and watch or make plans to watch. they've probably started a show on netflix but they just kinda go at their own pace and discuss episodes as they come and go.

what other couple they hang out with ..walter + v, mack and his lady and his little kid. usually just axels friends versus sierras. that didn't go well the last time. LMAO.

how they spend time together as a couple when they get to be together? it's a lot of everything. sitting on the couch to unwind, going grocery shopping. sometimes si'll even sit in the bathroom as he takes an incredibly long shower and read a book quietly or chat with him. it's just them being in the same place and getting the chance to relish in that since they rarely do. lots of soft moments.

who made the first move i think? axel kissed her first. when the two of them were just together in germany and in the forest when c+g fucked off elsewhere. he just kinda swooped in with si against a tree.

who brings flowers home axel. flowers make his girl feel special and he's always out here tryin' to do that for her, especially on days where he knows she's been going through it, or on days he knows she has to interact with her dad.

who is the best cook obviously it's axel because she can't cook worth shit. she's done cooking classes and gotten better, and hasn't poisoned anyone which is good, but. it's him. though i figure as they get older, they probably rely more on some food prep services or something like that. like meal boxes that're easy to put together and keep. easy instructions. ones you don't Fuck Up.

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how they would get engaged i feel like axel's the type to plan that dream romantic getaway to pop the question. somewhere nice, with beaches and greenery and a lot of cool animal related stuff to do, a lot of places to explore. but their engagement probably comes on the worst day. whatever romantic thing they've had planned, like a nighttime candlelit dinner has been rained out, sierra probably ate shit trying to race out of the rain and the two of them are soaked to the bone and they just stop and look at each other and break out into laughter and he pops to one knee to ask. there's a lot of crying. probably masked in the rain. 

what their wedding would be like it'd be some absolute lavish shit. like, they go all out because it's a Forever thing and they'll only be doing this once. axel wants si to feel like an absolute princess, so when he catches her trying to figure out if they can have either a photographer or videographer and not both, he's like mmmmm no. it's both. he barely tells her no with whatever she comes to him with, unless she is very obviously trying to test limits. (she did jokingly suggest a massive ice sculpture of the two of them and he just very much Stared. she didn't mean it!). it's not some break the bank level shit, but what they want, they get and it's a really pretty affair. bright, sparkly, tons of flowers. 

how many kids they’ll have there's at least two. axel wants more than two, but sierra is comfortable with two once they have them, she doesn't want to end up too crazily overwhelmed, especially as a likely stay at home mum, since axel probably insisted. like damn. let her live without diapers for a bit, kindly.

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married life meme / t x j - @veesusrps

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leaves their dirty clothes on the floor it's not even him leaving the dirty clothes on the floor that bugs toni. but jurn will put his dirty clothes in the clean clothes hamper, and on top of HER clean clothes so she has to re-do laundry. she never really solves this.

forgets to run the dish washer fucking jurn. and it pisses toni off to no end because HOW many times does she have to tell him? and it just irritates her more because everything already smells since he forgets his stupid shaker bottles in the car for too long as is and now he can't even start the dishwasher after she suffers through opening the damn things? she boutta go on STRIKE.

pumps gas for the car jurn. god. she hates pumping gas. she doesn't even like to be in the car when gas is being pumped.

drives when they’re going somewhere jurn wins. toni wishes it was her more, and jurn just hates her driving, but.

rearranges the furniture toni. and it fucks jurn up every damn time and he's definitely nailed his ankle on a randomly moved table and he definitely almost breaks it by moving it himself.

falls asleep with the TV on jurn. toni usually can't sleep with the noise. also because it's up super dumb loud, probably.

gets to use the bathroom first toni. she knows jurn will use all the hot water so she needs to get in there quick.

decides the temperature for the ac/heater toni. jurn can get a blanket, she doesn't give a shit. she wants to be damn cold. 

sets up holiday decorations toni. except the christmas tree. jurn is into that more than she is for some reason she's never understood.

leaves the lights on jurn. she's stopped arguing about it since because it's just not the hill to die on. jurns tall enough to change the bulbs, so whatever.

uses the bathroom with the door open jurn. smelly poops and all. nasty ass.

fixes the plumbing (or calls the plumber) jurn tries to fix the plumbing one time and then proceeded to cause thousands of dollars in damage so now it's just time to call the plumber. every time. toni will murder him if he does it again. (he still wants to try and did successfully fix the bathroom sink. he won't tell her, tho.)

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Send me an OTP and I tell you...

Who made the first move; 

Who said ‘I love you’ first; 

How often they fight; 

Whose big spoon/little spoon; 

What their nicknames are for each other; 

Whose the better cook; 

Their song; 

Who remembers their anniversaries; 

Their favorite thing to do together (besides sex); 

Who ‘wears the pants’ in the relationship; 

How they would get engaged;

What their wedding would be like;

How many kids they’ll have; 

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send me a ship and i’ll tell you

who hogs the duvet

who texts/rings to check how their day is going

who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts

who gets up first in the morning

who suggests new things in bed

who cries at movies

who gives unprompted massages

who fusses over the other when they’re sick

who gets jealous easiest

who has the most embarrassing taste in music

who collects something unusual

who takes the longest to get ready

who is the most tidy and organised

who gets most excited about the holidays

who is the big spoon/little spoon

who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports

who starts the most arguments

who suggests that they buy a pet

what couple traditions they have

what tv shows they watch together

what other couple they hang out with

how they spend time together as a couple

who made the first move

who brings flowers home

who is the best cook

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Married Life Meme

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Send Me A Ship And I’ll Say Who:

leaves their dirty clothes on the floor

forgets to run the dish washer

pumps gas for the car

drives when they’re going somewhere

rearranges the furniture

falls asleep with the TV on

gets to use the bathroom first

decides the temperature for the ac/heater

sets up holiday decorations

leaves the lights on

uses the bathroom with the door open

fixes the plumbing (or calls the plumber)

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five times cried // axel x sierra

i’m sorry this sucks bye

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it’d been so long since she’d seen junior. and it had been only days before that she’d resigned herself to knowing he’d only be back in a few more months more. she’d try to rearrange her budget, try to make a trip to florida to see him, even for a few days. no longer working had some perks, that way. but when he’d told her that he was in germany, and he was coming to see her, and he was going to get to see the biggest and hopefully best match of her career?

that itself nearly made her break into sobs. but she kept it reigned in, she breathed deeply, and dreamily allowed herself to think about kissing him again, about the two of them going on dates, and being able to hang out with nan, who sierra was sure missed junior as much as she herself did. they’d have time to hang out, time to just be together and time to be in love.

that, of course, had no bearing on what it really meant to kiss him again. she’d launched herself at him as soon as she saw his face, her arms wrapping around. he picked her up, twirled her around as she held on. she knew she was a little too loud with the squealing in his ear, but she knew he’d deal with that for her. 

“baby!” she couldn’t help but giggle as she finally got to kiss him, feeling tears slowly beginning to track down her face. “shoot.” hand letting go to wipe them away. “i can’t believe you’re here!”

_______

anger. pure hot rage. sierra was feeling it all as she threw a mug against her wall. a stupid elephant shaped mug that she had bought because it reminded her of her now ex boyfriend. the tears were streaking down her cheeks as she could feel her voice already going out from how upset she was, her eyesight even blurry from the droplets. he’d cheated on her, he’d made a fool of her, he had only come to see her out of guilt, not because he loved her. had he ever loved her at all? 

clearly not, if he had, none of this would be happening at all. her phone was buzzing in her pocket, and she very nearly chucked that too, especially seeing who it had been messaging her. ethan. god, it was like he knew when things were bad, but did she really want to talk? now? she flopped onto her couch, finally allowing softer sobs to overtake her. this wasn’t fair. it wasn’t. she didn’t do anything wrong, did she? to deserve something like this?

maybe she had. that thought made her shake. she could’ve done more. she could’ve visited him more, made him happier, paid more attention. she could have done so much more, and now she only had herself to blame for any of this. her sniffles were harsh, and she knew her makeup was running down her face, and that looked like a monster. she’d kept it together when he told her. quiet. eerily calm. even when he apologised. even when she told him to leave. but the moment he was gone, and she watched his taxi take him away, it had erupted like a volcano. she wasn’t sure she’d ever stop. 

she wasn’t sure she’d ever be okay again, either._______

the third time they’d met, he’d told her a joke and it made her cry from laughing. after that, she kissed him for the first time. she could’ve cried after that, too.

_______

they’d been outside for way too long in the cold november air, especially in the darkness. germany was chilly and yet sierra was barely able to notice she was shivering. instead all she felt was fire, and like she was floating. the two of them were finally official, and she hadn’t let go of his hand on their walk back. a month prior, they had been at such odds, and they weren’t happy to even split while not dating. but with how junior had been, it’d been what he’d claim to want, and she could do nothing about it.

but now, now everything was different, and now she could turn to him and tell him she loved him and he could say it back, and it meant something more than it did before. it wasn’t just between the sheets, or silly flirting, or jokes that they’d forget punchlines to and end up laughing even more.. it wasn’t anything forgettable, like a sock in the laundry, or .. god. she knew she was silly, but this was taking the cake.

her first relationship. someone she could open up to, someone that, though they were far, would always care, have time for her. this meant everything.

“what’s wrong?” he murmured to her, his hand reaching out cup her cheek. “did i do something already?” it was a quiet joke, and even laughing, it made sierra cry just a bit harder. he cared. he wasn’t going to leave again. 

“i’m just really happy. with you. with everything. i love you. i can’t help but cry about that. just how much i love you.”

________

she was louder coming home than she anticipated. winston woke up and barked at her, all she could do was giggle. to her, it looked like winston was even worried about her, how late she was coming home.. or would it be early? it was 5 in the morning by now, the boys had kept her out far longer than she thought she’d ever be, but with their attention, the alcohol, it was worth the complete lack of sleep she’d end up with. she needed to be cheered up, her mind a darker place than it usually was.

shedding her clothes and pulling on a shirt to go to sleep in, she sat down on her bed and finally pulled out her phone. 

she wasn’t sure when she’d read ethan’s message, but she knew she had scoffed at it, choosing not to respond. now she was happier, feeling lighter, it was easier to type a response. slowly, though. she was still in her head enough to be able to type properly, no errors. she was as honest as she could be at that moment, and once she had pressed send, she stared at her phone. she wasn’t sure was possessed her to do it, but she tapped to her photos, looking at the ones she’d taken that night.. and the ones she hadn’t deleted of her and junior.

they were ones she couldn’t make herself get rid of yet. photos of him in the forest, posing on a large rock, him looking the happiest he ever had while laughing, the two of them grinning together. the two of them playing with snapchat filters, photos of him with winston.. everything. their entire relationship on a folder on her phone. 

sierra felt her lips quivering as she relived their memories, thinking about how much fun they’d have together, even when winston would sit on junior’s head for attention at the crack of dawn and to go for a walk. even at the most irritating moments, they had each other while they were together, and that always made the distance not seem so hard. 

or.. it least it had. laughing bitterly, she saw the first teardrop fall onto her phone. wiping it away, she kept scrolling through, seeing snaps of polaroids she’d taken for her own copies when she’d send them away to junior. snaps of his home. his city. his favourite place. sierra hoped one day that his favourite place would’ve been with her, in wales. even for a little bit.

maybe it had been. now she’d never know, not really. she swallowed hard and finally pulled her eyes up from her phone. 

she’d tried so hard to just be okay with all of this, even though it hurt. ethan was the only one who knew what had happened. she wasn’t sure if he’d spilled to chris by now, but at the same time, why would chris even care, and why would ethan even bother? she hadn’t told gideon. instead just saying they split. she wasn’t ready. she wasn’t even ready to tell ethan, but in her anger and sadness, it had come tumbling out. 

nothing was working. nothing made her actually feel better, instead it was like slapping bandaids on everything and ripping them off slowly.

she wasn’t sure how it happened, but before she knew it, she was dialing junior’s number. slowly bringing it up to her ear, it rang. what was she going to do if he answered? what was she going to do when he didn’t? finally, to voicemail. maybe he was at work. maybe in the shower. maybe ignoring her. maybe sleeping with someone new. at least he hadn’t changed his number yet. maybe now he would.

“i hate you.” it was raspy, almost strangled coming out of her. she almost didn’t recognise her own voice. “how could you do this to me? why do you hate me? what did i ever do to you?” her voice shuttered them, she knew he’d be able to tell she was crying, and the mean side of her hoped it hurt him as much as it was hurting her. hurting her to feel, hurting her to even say.

“i loved you. i still love you. and i feel so stupid, i can’t believe that i thought you loved me, but you never did, did you? i was nothing to you, wasn’t i? i got drunk tonight. you don’t care. you’re in florida and living your life and yet i’m still here and i bet you don’t even care. you don’t even miss me. you’re probably with someone n-new already. soon as you l-landed. i bet you’ve already erased everything that reminds you of me. i can’t do that. not yet. i don’t think i ever cou-”

the voicemail cut her off then with a beep and her phone hung up. it was quiet for a minute before her sobs started again, her body just slowly laying down on her bed, pulling her knees up to hold onto herself while she hyperventilated. winston came running, his little legs hitting his steps to crawl all over her, lick at her face. sierra ignored him, though her body eventually gave up on her, her face still sticky from the tears. she’d have a headache in the morning, and a cranky winston to deal with, but for now, she’d sleep.

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#over #or on rly #prompts #this might just be bullet points or something idc bye

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nsfw alphabet meme; toni.

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex) she really does like to be close to pete after. she knows he likes it, but it's also just a comforting thing for the two of them after they bone, and you know, it's nice to just get to cuddle and enjoy the other for a few minutes before pete settles down into wanting to spoon and sleep. hold hands. just Be Together. those little moments they miss out on a lot. she's also cute and giggly after good sex. 

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) her ass. like 500%. and thighs, obviously. legs even. fav body part of petes are his arms and his legs. and obligatory dick. whatsup.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person) ..god. she's obsessed with cum. it's not even funny how much. like she straight up will start dirty talking about cum on the flip of a finger. pete is Aware. swallowing. she also.....really loves creampies now, so thanks for the nuts sans condoms, whats up. yeah. so you know. preferred place is inside of her, though. deadass her fav thing ever at this point. probably ties in later. oops.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) WELL. she's slept with plenty of people and she thinks the oldest was in his 50s. so. few times at least. he was bangin' and you know. she a hoe.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) she's very, very experienced. she's been doing this for awhile, with many partners, so she knows whats up from down. she's been taught a lot. 

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual) doggy. because hair pulling and spanking. this is the least shocking thing ever. 

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc) depends on the mood. she knows better than to laugh when they're trying new things cause she doesn't wanna scare off pete and make him think she's laughing at him. but a lot of the time, the two of them can laugh. they also laugh at themselves for knocking into shit. or stepping on shit.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.) trimmed. carpets pretty matching. it's chill.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) holding hands during blowjobs. she's her and her romance. if things are slow, though, she's def into the deep kissing and focusing on pete. lot of whispered i love yous and babys. just trying to like.. focus on him. 

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon) she's still weirdly obsessed with getting to watch pete jerk off. like that's just something she really wants and it's just a whole watching thing, so idk.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks) choking. hella into choking. and pain, honestly. mega pain. also spanking. hellllllo spanking. 

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do) on a balcony. she also is gaining such an appreciation for the shower. their couch. 

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going) dirty talk, obviously. pete working out hella. like them arms tho. light choking. like kiss her and put your hand on her throat? she's allllllll about to goooo.talking shit is also somethin' for her. and being mean. oops.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) other than like........... the normal grossities, i'm not entirely sure what she wouldn't do. turn offs is just condom bjs. aight. bye.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) well. petes very giving. and so you know, she loves to receive. but toni is.. a very big giver. like very big. Very. Big. oral is very big for her, and she's just.. yeah. she knows she's good. very proud of that, too.

P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.) it's all very much a mix. she prefers a fast and rough for the most part, but she's come to enjoy a slow and sensual. a lot of that is cause she knows pete is big into it. romance.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) she is pretty down for a quickie whenever, but only if she knows she'll get full sex later on during the day or night. she finds them hot, and i mean, she's very in the camp of wanting to do 'em as much as possible. she loves a quickie in petes box. oops.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) LMAOOO. yeah, toni's up for experimenting. like 100%. she's usually pretty down for anything, though pete never suggests anything, so she's just .. rollin' through. but she also does take risks. she likes a whole lotta risky behaviour. always has.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…) she's pretty average on how long she lasts. but she's down to go for as many rounds as possible. 

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?) she owns a vibrator. she's looked into buying a buttplug, but after she felt pete was making fun of her, she tabled it for the time being. now she has the wand for them to do things. she.......lowkey wants to use the wand on pete at some point, but she has to Bring That Up, but it's fine. otherwise, it's not been used by pete.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) uh. she really likes it. she likes to ruin pete's life. especially if he's not home and doing things, or they're outside and doing things. flights. she likes to talk a big mad game. especially if they've been apart awhile. it's a lot. she wants pete to jump her bones a lot. sure fire way for it.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) she's loud. her fav thing is being Obnoxious to upset her neighbours, but. she's loud. she's a moaner. she likes her partner to Know how much fun she's having. 

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice) lmao, so. she's not sure why this is a Thing, and it's probably because of all the baby stuff surrounding their lives, from friends and **** and everything else, but she's weirdly been .. fantasizing about like....... pretending to bang to have a kid? with pete. so breeding or whatever. but she will never bring it up. because she knows it's weird, she also knows it'll fade, and that its not worth the headache of having to explain any of this to him. so. rip.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words) ittie bitties.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?) fairly high. toni is.. really, really sexual. she constantly wants to be doing Something sexual with pete, or even on her own. somethings usually pretty wrong if she's not in the mood to do something, and that's Really wrong because lmao, we know she copes with sex for a lot of stuff.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) unless pete's spent all night going down on her and she's Exhausted, she doesn't sleep after. she cuddles with pete, when he finally falls asleep she rolls around on her phone and eventually naps, or just lays there.

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nsfw alphabet meme; gio

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex) gio's up for food, fam. like she wants to eat. bone again. maybe nap a little or just go outside for a bit. she doesn't really immediately go to sleep unless she's dead tired and even then, she still needs a bit of food to continue on in life.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) she's proud of her lil arms and her glutes. she works hard. she's proud. she doesn't have a partner but she digs shanes back. whaddup back muscles, call her.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person) she's a happy swallower. she will cut a motherfucker if it gets in her hair, so no shooting on her face. too risky. also she has weave. so. gotta be careful. her stomach is a-okay with her. but she giggles. ticklish innit.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) she puked giving her first bj. it was messy and bad. she pretended she was sick for like, two weeks afterwards to make it seem like it was an accident. rip.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) she's pretty experienced. or well, she's pretty experienced she thinks for her age. she knows whats up when it comes to sex, so you know. she good.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual) reverse cowgirl. bouncin'. this is literally no surprise. 

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc) LMAO. it's gio. she's a goofy bitch. it's full of laughing and happiness and just. she cracks jokes. innapropriate ones, but she does it anyway. cause damn, that's just Her.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.) she fully waxes. painful, still, but it just makes her feel cleaner.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) honestly, she's not that romantic? like she's never been a sappy romantic person, even while with s*mi. but she does like to just wrap her arms around whoever she's banging, like locking them to her. and legs around the waist. but. bout it.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon) she prefers to have someone do it for her, so you know. barely gets busy on her own.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks) daddy kink. soz about it. she also likes to degrade dudes. usually just dudes she'll never see again. oops.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do) out in her backyard. she likes some publicness. she also likes to do it against the wall. so maximum leg wrapping can occur, what it do.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going) ..making fun of people. which is terrible and mean but look, it gets her goin'. she can't help it.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) turn offs are usually just the regular nasty things. and then like, pure laziness. like unmotivated shit. she can't stand it. get away from her, boring fuckers.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) she prefers to receive. she's selfish. like sucking dick is fucking fantastic and all, but you know. hey. give her oral. guys who don't give her oral aren't shiiiit. so hey!

P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.) fast and rough, definitely. nonstop, probably. she's not really big into slow and sensual like, at all. love? her? never.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) she weirdly hates quickies. why you fuckin up her outfit for no reason other than it to be unsatisfying? like come on. it's no the business for her. all in or you're all out.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) she's pretty risky and experimental. she'll tease someone in public, be a lil thottie hoe, show herself all the way off. experimental is pretty explanatory, but. she's up to try most things at least once. 

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…) she could.. go on and on. like. does she get tired from sex? rarely. unless she's dead to the world. but genuinely. she lasts a pretty normal amount? but she definitely gets laid to cum multiple times so. \ o /

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?) nah, she doesn't really bother with them. fingers exist. she's pretty content with them if she Needs It, but again, other peoples fingers? way better.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) yeah, she's a teasing bitch. half nudes, sexts, whole nine yards. she'll leave a homie with blue balls and laugh, so like. she's annoying.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) have you.. ever heard her? she's so fucking annoyingly loud, it's almost obnoxious. it's squealy, if she's getting nailed right. full of moans. that just.. do not end. she's fucking............. annoying.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice) she highkey wants to peg someone. like she doesn't really Know Why but. just to try it once. she almost did it once but the guy freaked her out so she was like ummmm..pass. X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words) she's a barbie fam wym

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?) it's pretty normal. not an every day kinda thing but she likes getting laid at least once a week. hello shane, it's tuesday, where ya at, pal. 

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) she really doesn't fall asleep quick. gotta do too many more things and honestly? she doesnt have much time for sleep anyway.

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nsfw alphabet meme; kayla

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex) giggly. like she will have sex and end up giggling afterwards and yes, some men are not okay with that, but it's just how she is. that afterglow banging feeling just leaves her feeling happy and giggly. 

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) she loves her legs and her butt. like. she knows she's a lil thicc and she loves it. and she doesn't actually have a partner, but if we're going with dunk, she loves just.. his body shape? like he's a thicc boi too. and it's just warm and inviting and idk don't talk to me idk what i'm talking about.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person) .............she really likes facials. like call t*mmy, paint her face. just kidding. but she likes facials and she likes when someone cums on her tiddies. 

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) she...definitely slept with one of her professors from university. like it was a little bit after she graduated, was in a bar before she moved to florida the first time and stuff.. yeah. she's never told anyone. oops.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) she's fairly average. she's not virginal, obviously, but she's not constantly banging around. but she does know what she's doing. 

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual) she's pretty content with just some missionary. or whatever the fuck you call side by side ok. is it just side by side/ i don't know. i'm a dumb bitch.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc) it's pretty down the middle. pretty serious, but can go off and giggle. she's pretty chill, so i mean.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.) she's pretty trimmed, rly. full wax makes her feel Too Gross, so.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) she's honestly.. a really romantic gal. like quickies aside, but she.. would love all that cheesy ass romance, like candles and rose petals and stuff, and honestly, she'd do it for herself. self care, fam. anyway. during the moment, she's someone who is very into kissing and using their name while she's on some moaning ish and just......... idk. romance.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon) she usually is fine not masturbating but when she's on the road, she needs to before every show because lolstress. gotta bang one out before she leaves her hotel room. helps her chill her whole ass out, ok.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks) god, i don't even think she has kinks. because she banged a professor, she might be into dressing up in like.. a skirt. but even then she's like uhhh. so. y'know.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do) .. she's honestly really content with a bed. she likes being comfy. what of it.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going) intelligence. talk nerdy to her, probably, and she's like helllllo. she also gets going with collarbone kissing. and tiddy handling. sensitive tiddies.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) she's really against spanking. that's honestly one of her hardest nos. she associates it with bad memories, so it's just very much not a thing for her at all. respects peoples likes, but. not for her. another turn off is just complete assholery. like for real. get to stepping, she does not need this.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) she is definitely more into receiving. it's not as though she's awful at giving and that she hates it, but. she likes bein a pillow princess sometimes, alright. i know that's a lesbian thing or whatev, but. still. counts. bye.

P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.) it's kind of like.. a mix? it's just normal sex. she digs slow and sensual though, but when she's in a relationship.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) quickies are hot. she thinks they're hot. and fantastic, since she's always on the go and they work well for her. 

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) i .. she's not too risky. she's never found someone to really be super experimental with and risky with? like her last relationship was pretty just.. straight vanilla. and kinda boring. so you know.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…) when she's by herself, she can be a quick trigger. with someone else, it can kind of take some time. then it ends up being longer if she's not comfortable and she gets in her head, so. which, she can go for a fair amount of rounds, so.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?) she has a rabbit, that's about it. never used it on a partner. she suggested a cock ring once to her ex, he was not receptive, so she generally never mentions toys. oops.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) she never really ends up getting to tease, but it's really just an average amount of liking. nothing like life ruining. she has no clue how to do that.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) she's actually fairly quiet to begin with. years of having to be quiet doing anything because of family and like, roommates. then she slowly gets louder, and actually starts cussing, which is not normally her, so ]o[. 

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice) every time she has a sex dream, something goes terribly wrong. like genuinely. it starts off great and then just suddenly dips into actual hellscape, like post apocalyptic shit. it's so weird. she does not understand. trauma.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words) tiddies.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?) it's pretty regular. she's just your regular average adult. bangs are great, but she's not revving her engine every single hour of every day or something.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) she honestly pops out pretty quick if she's comfortable. if she's not, she tends to dip out real quick because boy, that's a lot of vulnerability for someone she met three hours prior.

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nsfw alphabet meme; htr toni

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex) if it's someone who isn't her partner, she's fine to just up and go. she won't stay for a one night stand. with a partner, or someone she's consistently sleeping with, she is just really needy for touch and burying her face in their chest. like she full koala wraps around their sides. love her.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) she loves her own thighs. no shame. for shane, it's his fucking arms. like wow, shane. squash her. 

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person) i mean, toni really loves to swallow. she hates it on her face, but she's also now a fan of it being shot onto her butt. so thanks, shane. that's from you. 

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) all of her threesomes and other multi sex things she's done and how much she really enjoyed them and how she lowkey misses having them. she likes attention. soz.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) she is very experienced. she's had plenty of partners, and she knows whats up. she's learned from a whole bunch of different people who were into completely different things, soo. hey. she's good there. 

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual) doggy. kindly include spanking. and mega hair pulling. she will go crazy. it's chill.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc) it depends. honestly like, her and shane laugh during sex all the time, especially when things go wrong, or even right. they're just laughers. and they're cute for it.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.) natural blonde, alright. trimmed up. that's what she's comfy with.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) toni is definitely someone who blurts out "i love you" whether that's with an actual partner, or if the sex is good enough, a one night stand. which is embarrassing. but she'll get real attached in the sex sense. 

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon) one time she tried to hump a pillow and fell off her bed, so she doesn't do that anymore cause she doesn't need another concussion. K = Kink (One or more of their kinks) she's got a massive daddy kink. actual daddy issues, but whatever, she's #fine. but it's a big one. and being submissive and praised. that's also It for her. 

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do) in a public bathroom. bathroom in general. against a big window. a couch. 

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going) dirty talk. like that's her number one, and she is the worlds biggest fan. and sexting. 

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) she doesn't like feet related things. keep your feet out of her vagina. she will kick someone if they touch her feet.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) toni thinks she's pretty good at oral and hasn't heard any complaints. but she much prefers giving than receiving, but that's cause she's eager to please alllll the freakin' time. P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.) definitely more the fast and rough side over the slow and sensual. and she's pretty happy like that. 

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) she's a big ol' fan of quickies. they're great when you really want to go at it. she definitely prefers proper sex, but it's not like she'd ever really say no to one. they happen probably pretty often with her and shane, especially before he has to leave for work because she'll probably wait til riiiight before he's gotta leave.  

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) VERY GAME TO EXPERIMENT. toni is pretty open sexually, so. she's also pretty into the risks cause she finds it hotter. public things, up against wide ol' windows. whole shebang. 

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…) it's almost neverending for her, like. just on and on and on. she's happy to go even if it hurts, so, lmao. 

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?) she has a vibrator, but definitely prefers to just use her fingers. hasn't used a toy on a partner. 

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) yup. big fucking tease. especially if, for example, shane isn't paying attention!!! to her!! she is very much a big teaser and gonna do everything she can to get a rise outta him. it's a fun game for her, and it almost always has good results. almost. m**** was too good at ignoring her, so you know. rip.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) hahahahahaha. she's loud. definitely very vocal. noises, moans, squeals. also dirty talk. just super talkative, and it's hard to shut her up, like actually gag her probably and she'll still try to talk.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice) she highkey wants to be degraded, but doesn't know how to bring it up to shane and if he'd go for it and it's kind of embarrassing for her, so it's just something she's gonna chill a little, it's chill.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words) this question sucks.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?) very, very high. she is genuinely ready to hop into bed with a partner like.. immediately. it's high as fuck. usually as a coping method, but also just because she enjoys it.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) i mean, i think toni falls asleep pretty quick after, if she's gotten banged hard enough. lack of sleep always, but it's fine. she's fine. she wants to fall asleep holding hands.

#( ts. )