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god made molluscs and then everything else was an accident

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I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

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Digging. Hole.

#the sun is a nightmare but maybe that's me bc u look at me wrong and i get a sunburn #but everything else sounds nice #buttered corn and churros my beloved

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shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders

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and the second is "be yourself"

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Argieblr watch party???

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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

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people born in 24 Are 2000 now

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#woah they are trans! i didn't know that! good for them good for them

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one million deaths upon you gayboy

#some friends of my mum started a fire in their home bc they were both indoor smokers #lost the house #so we let them crash at our apartment for a couple days while we were out on vacation #and you'll never guess what happened #they lit on fire my bedsheets #bc they were smoking on the bed #not even a 10 days apart from the first fire like c'mon #ypu don't think losing your house to a fire is a good reason to stop indoor smoking? no?

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What's the punishment for breaking the laws of physics?

10-15 years in prism.

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If you ever tagged me to do one of those tag game thingies and I never did it:

1) Thank you, seriously. Those are fun and being included shows that my followers care enough to want to learn more about me.

2) Very sorry about that, it’s extremely likely that I said to myself “Cool! But I’m busy at the moment, I’ll have to do this later today or tomorrow” before proceeding to just straight-up forget, now it’s too far back in my notifications and/or your blog to find again.

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@kojidesu i would make a hundred and leave them on you doorstep if i could

original tweet for credit and print out here

#it's OK bc the rat likes it

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