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the “i don’t speak french” crisis monologue from jon in mag 102 is so funny out of context but in context it’s absolutely crushing because it’s a marking of his gradual realization he’s slowly becoming less “Jonathan sims” and more “The archivist, avatar of the beholding” and i screamed when it first clicked

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tma headcanon: Jonathan Sims has absolutely no hobbies. Like. Seriously. What does this guy even do when he goes home.

Like, Martin writes poetry, Tim goes to the club, Sasha probably has a blog or something.

But Jon? He either just sits around, or does what we all thought teachers did after school as kids and just shuts down.

I cannot envision this man doing anything for fun I’m sorry.

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nothing will ever amaze me the way fanfiction authors do. like, you wrote silly little stories about my favorite little guys? and i can read them?? for free??? that’s fucking wild.

you poured your heart and soul and very being into your writing and then put it out there for anyone to read? insane.

you spend a truly incredible amount of time writing novel-length, high quality stories, again, FOR FREE, that anyone can read, again, FOR FREE??

shoutout to every single fic author in existence, you guys are fucking incredible and i love all of you so much

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Yeah i have a dark past (being 13). Just an absolutely horrible backstory (being 13). It would keep you up at night if i told you about it (i was 13 one time)

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Hey tumblr???? Hey fucking tumblr?????

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"breakfast" a tma s5 animation thing

audio on:333

dawg can't even fry me an egg in this eyeconomy

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This line delivery

Just

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Garak was late to lunch that day because he was building a bomb to destroy his shop. He was eating Delavian chocolates while he made it. He saw an assassin and knew for whom the bell tolled, but he still ate his chocolates, and he still went to lunch, just a little late. Because he was making a bomb to blow himself up with.

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"what does a TARDIS malfunction sound like?"

"idk just dump the entire goofy sound effects library in the span of 10 seconds. That should do it"

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Remember these terms for professions to help encourage gender neutral language!

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

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guy who just figured out how to use gradient maps

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I NEED TO READ I NEED TO WRITE I NEED TO CREATE I NEED TO DRAW I NEED TO CLEAN I NEED TO WORK OUT I NEED TO LEARN *watches YouTube for 6 hours*

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sorry for being horny about the lizard on main guys. It will happen again.

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I hope no one’s done this yet