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Ancient Greek Punishment: UI Edition is an odd little experience that allows you to reenact the punishments bestowed by ancient Greek gods in UI form!

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I do love when two very fucked up people are in very fucked up love with each other

#durgestarion

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i hope the beloved mutuals don’t think me unintellectual for this but i love romantic subplots i gobble them up delightedly with very few exceptions. ‘oh fuck yes a little bowl of seeds for me’ etc 

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gay (affectionate)

No u

(I'm not sure if this is for a tag tag I forgot about or just a statement, but thanks either way.)

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY CAN'T DO THIS! IT ISNT RIGHT

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Favorite thing about renaissance faires is that they have fuck all to to with the renaissance. This thang is not about historical anything this is about dressing up like a fairy and watching a joust

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being 5'7" is so fucked. AND i'm a top. i suffer more than you could ever know.

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there's a bit of a trend around the idea, i think, that only virtuous people are allowed to be traumatized, or that trauma itself is a virtue signifier, i guess, and it sort of aligns with the other trite refrain of 'trauma doesn't excuse bad behaviour' to the point of denying trauma exists in the first place, etc etc, but the most evil rotten person could have suffered the most horrific trauma and that's just how it is, 'being traumatized' as a sort of category is relatively neutral tbh

#there are a lot of discourses i could tag for this #but im not going to

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How many times can the same thing break your heart?

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#tits so big they go through doors before i do #theyve given me chronic back problems since 14 #i was a d cup by the age of 11 #currently a 36 F or therabouts #my boobs do not need nuance #they are about as subtle as a nuclear bomb

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Today hasn't really happened let's be real

#im off my adhd meds and a lil dissociated #so nothing is quite real rn tbh

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hey me and my inner child saw you from across the bar and I just wanted to let you know we hate your vibes. yeah she’s gonna kick your ass. yeah she’s in a bar and she’s 11. she kicked the bouncer’s ass too. My therapist told me to let her do this every Saturday

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do i ship these characters or do i want them to form a sketch comedy duo

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living near the ocean for any period of time inherently makes one a little more at peace with death than the average person, not so much because of a natural quality of the ocean, but because one day an older relative of yours will ask you to "steer the boat" and then not tell you how to work the engine, at which point you're basically placing yourself in the hands of whichever loving god will take you