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feeling a lot like the zigzag Tetris block recently
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If I was in John Carpenter's The Thing I would get assimilated almost immediately because I gave the dog all the hugs and kisses it deserved, regardless of it being a mimic from space
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Like Donovan, I too would like to ingest enough drugs to write Atlantis some day
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no drug comes close to the high of being a post's 69th 420th or 666th note
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the age of thinking straight is over
it is time to be thinking gay
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me after having read enough smut over the course of four years to corrupt the entire population of a small island nation: yeah, maybe I will get that bra that's a bit see-through
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goofy games to play: next time someone asks how you're doing be 100% honest and watch their silly reaction! don't mind the Live Leak logo hovering just above you. that is normal and is definitely supposed to be there :)
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oh yeah I be on the grind:
Going to bed at a
Reasonable hour because
I'm
Not able to function properly otherwise
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