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I think if you can catch a newt in it with your bare hands it's still a pond.

what size do y'all think separates a pond from a lake

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Thinking about Wen Qing 😮‍💨😮‍💨

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Warm your ROOM TEMPERATURE glass with warm water before you heat it, even if it should be fine. Same with china.

Real talk though has anyone else just thrown away a whole Tupperware container bc you left food in there for way too long and now you’re afraid to open it?

#i cleaned some last night #and now i'm going to put an air purifier in the kitchen #and throw it out #and apply bleach #i knew i should have done that to start with

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Humans are pattern finders at our cores and if there isn't one BY ALL THAT IS HOLY WE SHALL MAKE ONE. If nothing is holy we will invent the concept.

sometimes people try to tell me that scientists are paragons of rationality and I have to break it to them that I have yet to work in a lab that didn’t have at least one weird secret shrine in it

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Sometimes Riker gets so passionate about making sure people treat Data respectfully that he ends up yelling at Data about treating Data respectfully.

Get you a friend like Riker.

Star Trek: The Next Generation S5E26 “Time’s Arrow Part One” 4:48

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In preparation for summer and in deference to the fact that I routinely struggle to like, walk, i have bought a self powered front wheel for my trike and it is very exciting. I am incredibly nervous about spending this much money on something and not sure I trust anything this expensive being bought online.

Fingers crossed for me I guess?

Honestly i'm really excited about being able to *visit the library* reliably.

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i hate it when game devs put “fixed several issues” in patch notes 

no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was.

you know those patch notes that are like “fixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, they’d become the size of a skyscraper” 

i wanna read those. tell me those. 

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The Fash: Women are magical creatures of pure beauty and affection. They are untouched by the filth of the world, which is why they should remain at home, using their powers of empathy and nurturing to rear perfect blonde children.

Me: I pooped four times this morning alone and they were all bad.

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As with the horse poll, please regard these options as sliders. The extent to which each one deviates from 1/6th of the total will determine the amount that canine aspect deviates from the "average."

I will draw the dog we make. :)

#it's part rat

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Anastasia 1997 is such a funny movie in that it's opening sequence is like, "the Romanovs died because rasputin put a curse on them AND NO OTHER REASON DON'T WORRY ABOUT WHY THE ROMANOVS ARE DEAD OKAY IT WAS RASPUTIN"

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#i don't often ovulate #because pcos #but when I do I *know* about it #it hurts just a little and also my hormones are WEIRD

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Even if I didn’t have a solid plan, in the back of my head, I always assumed I’d kill myself.

Now I’m an adult and people my age have their lives in order and I’m stuck here, confused, because I never planned to be alive and I’m so far behind.

I feel like I’ll never catch up.

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Following an autistic girl and getting mad when she posts about star trek. Do you get mad at plants for growing. Do you yell at the sun for shining

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I feel like some people need to relearn Genre Expectations... "Man, this tragedy sucks!!! Why didn't they just do XYZ, then everything could have ended happily!!" well, then it wouldn't be a tragedy, would it. "Man, this lighthearted teen romcom is terrible, it's so sappy and unrealistic!!" Well, yeah. If it had been gritty and dark, it wouldn't have been a lighthearted romcom, would it. Is the writing actually bad or are you just trying to order a milkshake from a Home Depot

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this one is so real.

#this is ablism #in case anyone was wondering