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This is all of us when we go see the Ghovie together

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I would like all Americans (and everyone else) who are excited for the Superbowl to know: Before the actual Superbowl there's a live tournament on TV, here in Germany, called "American Ice Football".

It is exactly what it sounds like: American Football but played on Ice, in shoes with entirely smooth soles.

It's a tournament with 4 teams and they are called Eastside Ossis, Westside Wessis, Northcoast Naughties and Southside Smoothies and it's just hilariously entertaining.

Here's a video to show you how stupid it looks:

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You know what

I'm goign to say it

If someone had to die, it should have been Ed.

There you have it

#ofmd izzy #Our flag means death #edward teach #F u still not ober it

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'Revenge is bad' to YOU. i love when a character destroys everyone who wronged them. i love when they get to bite and maim and tear and rip and scratch and kill. Sorry ur catholic about it but i'm different

#Yeah love it #Have your revenge #You deserve it

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What are we measuring here, bestie?

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Yes, I’ve done the work analyzing this relationship’s problematic traits and I’ve come to the educated conclusion that I still want them to fuck

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anybody else going through life feeling like a dog that wasn't socialized enough as a puppy

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It's not that they killed Izzy Hands. I get how that works for the narrative - even if I'm sad that Izzy didn't get to live his own life and find his own love interest apart from Blackbeard.

It's that the ending was so rushed it felt like none of the characters cared.

There was more shock and sadness and mourning shown for Karl's death than there was for Izzy's. We got a deathbed scene. Cut to funeral. Cut to wedding, sailing off into the sunset, and starting an inn.

Immediately. No pause. No reflection. No shot of Fang needing to be comforted or Lucius picking up his wooden shark or Jim being held by Archie and Olu or Frenchie staring steadfastly at the horizon while he boxes this up in his mind. No Ed, absently asking Izzy to do something and then remembering.

There was just no reaction. That's what's so devastating.

And yes, time constraints, limited budget, packing a hell of a lot into barely any screentime, all of that. But they could have done it. They could have shaved 30s off from Ed's foray into fishing. They could have skimmed seconds from other scenes.

One minute. Just one minute of quiet sad music and devastated crewmates. That's all it would have taken to make Izzy feel loved and honoured and respected as a character.

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Watching a character grow, become a better person, find community and a sense of self worth only to have him FUCKIN DIE!!! Actually hurts. Like genuinely it made me feel off. Ed didn't even need Izzy to die to let go of blackbeard safely. He already had come to terms with being blackbeard and being Ed. It was just emotional turmoil for emotional turmoil.

Dude. That felt like a slap in the face honestly.

#Right im so mad #I m crying and I'm going to punch someone/something

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so who had Ed and Stede having their first time while Izzy sings La Vie En Rose while in drag on their s2 bingo card

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Wtf did they do to izzy.

He deserved so much better

Oh I'm mad right now and crying, dotn know what to feel.

Thank you con

#izzy hands #our flag means death #ofmd izzy #my pathetic little man #Whyyyyyyyyyy

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#Oh I fucking hate that #Really ruins everything #My brain can't start somthing before an appointment

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The little mutual label that appears after your URL in my notifs are friendship bracelets to me btw

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“I can make him better” “I can make him worse” I can have him gripping the sheets and arching his back

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💀 MANKIND IS DEAD 💀

🩸 BLOOD IS FUEL 🩸

🔥 HELL IS FULL 🔥

🦐 SHRIMP IS BUGS 🐛