matthew: well im not leaving so there
Morpheus: okay. we’re going to Hell
matthew:
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Wishing a very lovely day to all you gals, guys, non binary folks, ravens who sound like patton Oswalt, anthropomorphic manifestations of words that begin with D, emotionally tormented bisexual exorcists, diner lesbians, boys with mummy issues, boys with daddy issues, girls with both, random medieval peasants who live forever and hang out at the local pub, and a literal nightmare dressed like a daydream
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MCU cast incorrect |60|
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Bucky: I noticed we have slowly started to phase the “b” out of our bromance
Steve, on his knees, both hands on Bucky’s fly: I mean yeah, I guess
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I’m crying.
imagine bucky casually lifts the hammer just to move it somewhere else and him being confused why steve is all of a sudden having a conference call with the rest of avengers just to tell them bucky is worthy 🥺
YES. Bucky was always worthy and Steve has always known it, but to see the shock and wonder on Bucky's face as Steve explains to him what this means, and he finally realizes that after everything that happened, everything he's done, he's able to lift that hammer... Steve's heart would absolutely burst with love and pride and he would not stop talking about this to literally everyone he'd come across for the next oh, let's say, roughly three hundred years 💘
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local bitch decides to daydream instead of getting a degree
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I just wanna fucking run and hide
me, every time something good is going to happen
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I will be scared. But I'll do it any-fucking-way.
25th was the best birthday ever
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