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Backbeard: So, what are you doing here?

Kitaro: Oh, you know, just… hanging around.

Backbeard: Hanging around?

Kitaro: Hanging around.

Backbeard: Thwarting my plans?

Kitaro: Thwarting your plans?

Backbeard: Are you?

Kitaro: No.

Backbeard: Good, 'cause that would be bad.

Kitaro: How bad?

Backbeard: I'd have to kill you.

Kitaro: That's bad.

Backbeard: Indeed.

#gegege no kitaro #kitaro #backbeard #madebymod-amaoyaji #source: dbz abridged

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Nezumi-Otoko: I hate everyone! And everyone hates me!

Kitaro: I don't hate you, Nezumi. In fact, I'm proud of how much you grew this series.

Nezumi-Otoko:

Nezumi-Otoko: BULLSHIT!!!

#gegege no kitaro #madebymod-amaoyaji #kitaro #nezumi otoko #source: camp camp

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Konaki-Jiji, planning to take down Backbeard: I say we invite Backbeard over for dinner. Turn enemies into friends. Then, when he's not expecting it, WHAM! Ol’ fork in the eye.

Kitaro: …Do you think it would work without the fork in the eye?

Konaki-Jiji, shrugging: Well, there’s always a first time.

#gegege no kitaro #madebymod-amaoyaji #kitaro #konaki jiji #source: the simpsons

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Backbeard: Why are you waking me this late?

Nezumi, after joining the Western Yokai: I need your help. I've done something very bad.

Backbeard: Put the corpse on ice. I'm on my way.

Nezumi: Wait that's- that's not- why would you--

#gegege no kitaro #madebymod-amaoyaji #nezumi otoko #backbeard #source: bojack horseman

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Wolfgang: You’ve got to be careful, for a pretty girl like yourself, there’s a lot of disreputable characters out there…

Wolfgang: Like that mysterious outlaw… WOLFGANG!

Camilla lets out a soft giggle

Camilla: He sounds bad~! If I saw him… I’d scream~

Wolfgang, now super flustered: hAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAYEP—

#gegege no kitaro #source: the oregon trail #camillagggnk #wolfgangggnk #madebymod-amaoyaji

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Kitaro: You-- You said I could trust you! You said you were a gamer!

La Seine: Kitaro...

La Seine: I only play mobile games.

Kitaro: NOO!!

#deltarune spoilers #incorrect quotes #source: deltarune #madebymod amaoyaji #gegege no kitaro #kitaro #la seine

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Yūna: Maybe, because you’re good-looking, you’re used to getting away with things. But, I want you to know that your actions have an effect on others, and you are a horrible person, and you not understanding you’re a horrible person doesn’t make you less of a horrible person.

Gahi: ...You think I’m good-looking?

#yūna gggnk #yuna gggnk #gahi gggnk #gahi #source: bojack horseman #gegege no kitaro #incorrect quotes #madebymod amaoyaji

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Agnes: Just admit it. You like Kitaro.

Neko-Musume, her face a peach pink: Oh, come on. I mean, am I attracted to Kitaro? Sure. Do my days feel better when I'm around him? Yeah. Does he get me in ways no one ever has? Indubitably. Do I fantasize about him? Yes, but only in two positions. Look, am I the kind of girl who would try to steal someone else's wife? Sure, of course, but do I love Kitaro? The answer's yes. So, you have nothing to worry about.

Agnes, rolling her eyes: Here we go again...

#source: bojack horseman #agnes ggnk #neko musume #kitaro #gegege no kitaro #incorrect quotes #madebymod amaoyaji

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Neko-Musume, sighing, facepalming: Are you drunk?

Konaki-Jijii, drunk: Only on adventure.

Konaki-Jijii: And gin. And vodka. And bourbon. And gin.

Kitaro, drunk as well: And adventure!

#source: bojack horseman #konaki jiji #neko musume #gegege no kitaro #incorrect quotes #madebymod amaoyaji

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Nezumi-Otoko, trying to go back on his decision to join the Western Yokai Corps: No! Kitaro says you’re bad!

Backbeard, looking back down at Nezumi Otoko: Well, Kitaro is a stupid bitch.

#source: starkid #nezumi-otoko #nezumi otoko #backbeard #gegege no kitaro #incorrect quotes #madebymod amaoyaji

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Kitaro: Alright, everyone, time to take down Tamamo-no-Mae. Put your hand in the middle. And on three, we'll say...

Everyone: [puts their hands in the middle]

Kitaro: One, two, three...

Agnes: Dying!

Neko-Musume: Drinking cat coffee!

Rei Isurugi, shouting and undergoing a crisis: I'M A MONSTER!

#kitaro #agnés #neko musume #rei isurugi #isurugi rei #incorrect quotes #source: starkid #gegege no kitaro #madebymod amaoyaji

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Carmilla, to Kitaro: You see, that's why I despise you... Not because you're so naïve, but because you're so weak.

Carmilla, on the phone two seconds later: OH, STOP CRYING VICTOR, I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU–

#carmilla #victor frankenstein kitaro #incorrect quotes #source: starkid #gegege no kitaro #kitaro #madebymod amaoyaji

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Neko-Musume, being a total tsundere: Nezumi-Otoko, don't you want to be more like Kitaro? Just always doing what you're told, just a pathetic pushover who relies on others to make all his decisions?

Kitaro: Hey! What? I'm not a pushover-

Neko-Musume: Hold on, Kitaro, let me get to my point.

Kitaro: Pft... Fine.

Neko-Musume: See, Nezumi? No willpower whatsoever!

#neko musume #kitaro #nezumi otoko #incorrect quotes #madebymod amaoyaji #source: over the garden wall

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Kitaro: Sometimes I feel like a boat on a winding river, twisting toward an endless black sea. Further and further from where I want to be, WHO I want to be…

Nezumi-Otoko, slowly popping his head out: Did you know if you soak a raisin in grape juice it turns into a grape?

#kitaro #nezumi otoko #incorrect quotes #source: over the garden wall #madebymod amaoyaji

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Neko-Musume, thinking about a way to get past Backbeard: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing?

Kitaro: What? No way!

Neko-Musume: Why not? We already stole a witch lady.

Agnés, in Neko-Musume's arms: Hi.

Kitaro: No, we didn’t. Agnés is a witch, they can do whatever they want.

Agnés: I want to steal.

Kitaro: *gasps* What? You two are bonkers!

#agnés #neko-musume #kitaro #incorrect quotes #source: over the garden wall #madebymod amaoyaji

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Mana Inuyama: I only really wanted to be friends with Kitaro. And now, I'm being held captive by a group of tanukis, in a musty old cave, being constantly threatened by a cyclopic black ball in the sky, all of whom are trying to take over this big blue ball that we Yokai and humans call home. All this, just to achieve peace between yokai and humans. It's making me want to DIE!

#mana inuyama #gegege no kitaro #source: gorillaz #madebymod amaoyaji

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Dream Bell Girl, grabbing Kitaro from behind: JUMPSCARE!

Medama-Oyaji , scared: AAAAAAA!!!

Dream Bell Girl: *picking up Kitaro* I wanted to give you a NICE, MEMORABLE DEATH, Kitaro! But now you’ve given no other choice but to stab you with my hair!

Dream Bell Girl: Like some COMMONER!

Medama-Oyaji, now humanoid: *enraged* MOTHERFUCKER!

#gegege no kitaro #dream bell girl #medama-oyaji #kitaro #kitarou #source: camp camp #madebymod amaoyaji