Hisoka: I love you
Illumi: your problem
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Zeno: *hands baby illumi back to Kikyo*
Illumi: *stops crying*
Zeno: Ahhh, the magic touch
Kikyo: Magic has got nothing to do with it, I ate the placenta raw *to Illumi* and ❤️ he ❤️ knows ❤️ it ❤️
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Hisoka: Crazy how through all of this I'm still horny. The human spirit is truly unbreakable.
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your brain!
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“Whose goddamn baby is this?”
— Chrollo, reuniting with his team and seeing 10 yro Kalluto
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Kikyo: No one prepares you for raising sons, you think it's gonna be at least a little bit like Fullmetal Alchemist but instead they're at each others throats day and night
Silva: Didn't you help raise some of your brothers and nephews?
Kikyo: Yeah, not even that prepared me
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Shalnark: Don't sass me, kid! I was spitting out formulas while you were spitting up formula!
Kalluto: Actually, I was breast-fed
Shalnark: Way to rub that in my orphan face
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Killua and Gon: KURPIKA LEOREO LOOK LOOK
Leorio: Killua I swear if you bring another cat into this house-
Killua, holding up kittens: I HAVE 5 THIS TIME
Leorio: No.
Kurapika: Well-
Leorio: nO-
Kurapika: bUt CaT-
Leorio: NO MORE CATS!
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feeling so productive this Lunar New Year >:^)
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Kikyo: Don't you have something to say to your brother?
Killua: I'm sorry I threw flour in your face
Kikyo: Milluki?
Milluki: I'm sorry you're my brother
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