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Vanitas to Aqua: I annoy you so much it makes you wanna have sex with me.

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Vanitas, standing in the middle of a burning kitchen: You love me right?

Aqua, in a store: Yeah.

Vanitas: What if I did something bad?

Vanitas: I mean like really bad.

Aqua: What did you do.

Vanitas: Are you SURE you’d still love me though?

Aqua: WHAT DID YOU DO.

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Vanitas: Damn right, I’m pretty.

Aqua: I said petty.

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Vanitas: How do I look?

Aqua, not looking up: Like an idiot.

Vanitas: Sweet.

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Aqua: Where’s Vanitas?

Axel: No idea. He ran off this morning chasing some dog, and we haven’t seen him since.

Aqua: …So he’s been missing all day?!?

Axel: He always comes back home for dinner. Don’t worry about it.

Aqua: HE’S NOT A CAT!

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Aqua: Vanitas, you risked your life to save me!

Vanitas: And I’d do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it.

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Aqua: [Runs to Vanitas with open arms]

Vanitas: [Moves out of the way]

Aqua: Hey, what was that for?

Vanitas: I thought you were going to hit me, what were you doing?

Aqua: I was going to hug you!

Vanitas, now confused: Why would you hug me?

Aqua: Why would I hit you?!

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Aqua: I take no pleasure in this.

Vanitas: you’ve got me pined to a wall and a keyblade to my throat, I think there is some pleasure in this for both of us.

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Vanitas, fighting Aqua: Just because I "long for her undivided attention" and "daydream about pinning her against a wall" doesn't mean I'm into her that's just how rivalry works.

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Aqua, glaring at Vanitas: See you in hell.

Vanitas: Uh, are you asking me on a date? I accept.

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Aqua: There's no way Vanitas likes me, Axel.

Axel: Now Aqua, look here. That man would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.

Aqua: Vanitas would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.

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Aqua: Did you have dinner?

Vanitas: Yes, I ate a salad.

Vanitas: A fruit salad.

Vanitas: Mostly grapes.

Vanitas: Only grapes.

Vanitas: …

Vanitas: I had wine.

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Axel: Do you have a type?

Vanitas: Uh yeah, women I'm slightly afraid of.

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Vanitas, over text: Turn around :)

Vanitas: No, the other way.

Vanitas: Wrong way again.

Aqua: Where are you?!

Vanitas: At home, but the idea of you turning aimlessly in circles amuses me.

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Vanitas: I don’t trust her. Axel: Who, Aqua? She’s the most trustworthy person I know. Vanitas: I get this weird feeling when I’m around her. Nervous. And sweaty. And like I want her to- Axel: Oooh. Axel: Never mind.

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Vanitas: Don’t accuse me of favouritism! Vanitas: I love Aqua and all non-Aqua’s equally

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Vanitas: People who are dating freak me out. They always know what the other one is-

Aqua: Thinking?

Vanitas: Yeah. And they’re always finishing each other’s-

Aqua: Sentences?

Vanitas: Exactly. It’s creepy.

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