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Eunice: Hey do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth

Mandy: You’re a hazard to society

Rachel: And a coward. Do twenty

#incorrect quotes #eunice beckmann #mandy islacker #rachel rinast

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Verena: I think You’re still suffering the Effects of your Party Last night

Laura: All I drank was red bull!

Verena: How many?

Laura: Eighteen.

#incorrect quotes #eintracht frankfurt #verena hanshaw #laura feiersinger

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Verena: Holy shit! Do you know what this means?

Milena: Kid whenever you start doing this nobody knows what you mean

#incorrect quotes #bayer leverkusen #verena wieder #milena nikolic

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Kathy: Am I cool or what?

Sara: What.

Kathy: I said am I cool or-

Sara: Yeah. I hear you

#incorrect quotes #vfl wolfsburg frauen #sara doorsoun #kathy hendrich

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Rachel: Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way

#incorrect quotes #fc köln #rachel rinast

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Selina: Do you think Birds get sad for not having arms?

Nina: Well do you get sad for not having arms?

Selina: Every single day

#incorrect quotes #turbine potsdam #selina cerci #nina ehegötz

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Merle: I have a feeling about This Place. And we all know what happens when I get a feeling

Laura: We ignore it?

#incorrect quotes #eintracht frankfurt #merle frohms #laura freigang

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*3 AM*

Jill: Our names are just random noises were trained to respond to

Turid: Jill no.

#incorrect quotes #jill roord #turid knaak

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Jule: Why can’t dinosaurs clap

Paulina: Because their Hands Are too sh-

Nicole: Because they’re all dead

#incorrect quotes #hoffenheim frauen #jule brand #paulina krumbiegel #nicole billa

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Rachel: I spilled my coffee

Mandy: What? How?

Rachel: I don’t know. I just stopped holding it

Mandy:

Mandy: Why am I not surprised?

#incorrect quotes #fc köln frauen #rachel rinast #mandy islacker

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Sarah: If you don’t wanna cuddle just tell me

Laura: Ok fine I don’t really want to cuddle right now

Sarah: [tears up]

Sarah: So what You’re saying is that you hate me

#incorrect quotes #fc bayern frauen #Eintracht Frankfurt frauen #sarah zadrazil #laura feiersinger

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Hello!

So I decided to start this little project here but since the bundesliga ist pretty big I’m always open for requests for some incorrect quotes about special players or teams!

#incorrect quotes #frauen bundesliga

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Feli: I need you to swear

Sara: FUCK

Feli: I-

Feli: I meant like a promise...

#incorrect quotes #vfl wolfsburg frauen #sara doorsoun #feli rauch