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The adventures of very gay idiotic gym leaders and elite 4 members.

Falkner: Between Will, Jasmine, Morty, and Bugsy -- if you had to -- who would you punch? Whitney: No one! They're my friends. I wouldn't punch any of them. Falkner: Morty? Whitney: Yeah, but I don't know why.

*The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one* Bugsy: I will not let you down. Whitney: Sounds fun. Falkner: K. Will: No, I'm fucking not. Jasmine: Do I have to be? Morty: Please god, I am so tired.

Falkner: If you got arrested what would be the charges? Bugsy: Theft. Jasmine: Disturbing the peace. Will: Aggravated assault. Whitney: Arson. Morty: All of the above. In that order, probably.

Whitney: Do you want to play 20 Questions? Bugsy: Sure! Bugsy: Whats your favorite color? Whitney, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you like men?

Will: What’s wrong? You look 10 seconds away from ripping someone’s throat out. Bugsy: Fucking Jasmine and Morty were trying to invoke one of the minor gods again last night. I didn't get an ounce of sleep, thanks to their bloody chanting.

Whitney: Where's Morty? Will: Don't worry, I'll find them. Will, shouting: Falkner sucks! Morty, distantly: Falkner is the best person ever! Fuck you! Will: Found them.

Morty, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it- Falkner, whispering: Should we call the exorcist? Will, also singing:The taste of his cherry chapstick. Bugsy, appalled: Call the exorcist.

Morty: *cooking* Jasmine: *kicks down door* Jasmine: *grabs knife from Morty's hand* Jasmine: WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT DESTRUCTIVE BEHAVIOR? Morty: Morty: What. Whitney: They're trying to tell you they want to cook.

*The squad right before Morty's wedding* Will: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend. Jasmine: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too! Whitney: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well Bugsy: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND Falkner, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker* Morty: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. Everyone: Will: ...I did. I broke it. Morty: No. No you didn't. Jasmine? Jasmine: Don't look at me. Look at Whitney. Whitney: What?! I didn't break it. Jasmine: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? Whitney: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. Jasmine: Suspicious. Whitney: No, it's not! Bugsy: If it matters, probably not, but Falkner was the last one to use it. Falkner: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! Bugsy: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? Falkner: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Bugsy! Will: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Morty. Morty: No! Who broke it!? Everyone: Bugsy: Morty... Jasmine's been awfully quiet. Jasmine: rEALLY?! *Everyone starts arguing* Morty, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. Morty: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Morty: Morty: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here

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Koga: The floor is lava! Lance: *helps Pryce onto the counter* Whitney: *kicks Will off the sofa* Morty: *lays on the floor* Koga: ...Are you okay? Morty: No.

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Falkner: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier. Falkner: Violently practices. Karen: Violently studies. Koga: Violently sleeps. Will: Violently shoots pictures. Lance: Violently boxes. Morty: Violently murders people. Koga: Violently worries about the previous statement.

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Pryce: *Locks Will in the car.* Act like a child, get treated like a child. Will: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?

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Whitney: Don't go to the kitchen.

Lance: Why?

Whitney: I saw a spider.

Lance: Well, did you kill it?

Whitney: It has 8 arms and I only have 2, it's not fair...

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Morty: Theater kids are just choir kids who joined forces with the band and strings kids.

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