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Albert: Hi, welcome to applebees. Do you want apples or bees

Eric: B..Bees?

Albert: He has selected the bees

Joe, shaking a jar of bees:

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Albert: The only time you seem honest is when you’re insulting someone!

Eric: The only honest things I can say to you are insults.

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Allen: There’s nothing worse than people using big words they don’t understand just to seem smart.

Albert: I photosynthesize with this.

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Allen: I think Albert is in trouble.

Eric: Alright. Struggling to give a fuck, if i’m honest.

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Joe: I have faith in you.

Albert, genuinely confused: Why?

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Buck: Why is “pretty boy” considered an insult? Call me a pretty boy. Call me a pretty boy right now. I want to be the prettiest boy you’ve ever seen.

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Albert, after doing something stupid: what are you gonna do? fire me?

Eric: well, yes

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Joe: Hey, what time is it?

Albert: bitch do i look like a weatherman to you?

Joe:

Joe: what?

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Buck: Yo, this is a message to all my bitch ass haters, alright? I’m-I’m really sensitive so just [tearing up] please stop.

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Buck: [sniffles]

Eric: Buck, you okay?

Buck: [sniffles again]

Eric: [hugs him] If there’s anything that’s upsetting you, you can always come and talk to me… cheer up

Buck: I... have a cold…

Eric: If anyone finds out what happened in the last few minutes, no one will find you again

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Albert: Quit getting mad!

Eric: Quit doing dumb shit!

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Albert: I’m watching a sports.

Albert: …

Albert: The sports did good.

Eric: Did the ball go?

Albert: Fuck, dude, it sure did.

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Eric: Christmas gets so much harder as you get older.

Eric: “What do you want for Christmas?” I don’t know.

Eric: Financial security? A stable job?

Allen: A nap would be nice.

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Albert: I HAVE A FORKLIFT

Albert: AND I AM GOING TO CAUSE TOMFOOLERY

#sorry for being gone for years #but im back #blue oyster cult #albert bouchard

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Eric: ill be sappy whenever i want. i dont give a shit. i love you. fuck off

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Joe: Do you want to hang out this weekend?

Allen: Generic excuse.

Joe: Did you just say 'generic excuse'?

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Buck: Jail’s no fun, I’ll tell you that.

Joe: You’ve been?

Buck: Once. In Monopoly.

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