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*Ami and Y/n are cuddling*
Ami: Tell me something I don't know about you.
Y/n: *leans in to whisper in Ami's ear, voice deep and sensual* I like Japanese food so much that every time I watch Lord of the Rings and see Gollum eating the raw fish, my mouth waters.
Ami:
Ami: I meant like your favorite color, but okay.
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Y/n: The sign says keep out.
Ami: The sign doesn’t say keep out. It says, “Moody Manor.”
Y/n: Like to me it says “Keep Out.”
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Ami: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Mamoru: *turning to Y/n* How tall are you?
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Rei: Physically, yes, I could fight a demon. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.
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Minako: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
Y/n: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.
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Usagi, about Makoto: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.
Y/n: Are we stealing them?
Rei: New or used?
Ami: Wonderful responses, both of you.
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Usagi: Where are you going?
Y/n: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there
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Rei: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.
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Chibi-Usa: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Ami: Wasn't Y/n with you?
Y/n: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
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Usagi: Hey, you want some leftovers?
Haruka: What's that?
Usagi: You've never had leftovers???
Haruka: No, because I'm not a quitter.
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Ami: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Y/n: It’s not a joke.
Y/n: *sniffles*
Y/n: I’m a legit snack.
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Mamoru: This is a mistake
Y/n, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
Mamoru: But not today
Y/n, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess
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Ami: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.
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Mamoru: Chibi-Usa... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Chibi-Usa: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Mamoru:
Mamoru: I wrote sanitize, Chibi-Usa.
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Usagi: I think we're missing something.
Ami: Teamwork?
Rei: Cohesion?
Y/n: A general sense of what we’re doing?
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Ami: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!
Y/n: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!
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Y/n: Today is a day of running through hurdles.
Ami: Aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles?
Y/n: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.
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