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Just two idiots

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As hilarious as the duet between Alastor and Lucifer was, I think it'd be even funnier if Alastor accidentally broadcasted it to all of Pride Ring, especially since this is coming off him being MIA for 7 years

Can you imagine what this would all sound like from someone out of the loop?

After years of radio silence from the Radio Demon himself, you suddenly get a song that basically sounds like two divorced dads fighting over their daughter

I can just imagine everyone thinking Alastor disappeared in the first place because he got married to the King of Hell in secret, and is only returning now because they're going through a divorce

Which would explain why he's supporting the hotel. After all, what kind of dad would he be if he didn't help out his daughter with her dreams?

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Lucifer: Bonjour, Alastor. Voulez–vous coucher avec moi? Alastor: No, I don't want to sleep with you. Lucifer: Is that what that means? Oh, fucking damnit, Oz.

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Wonderful message from Rosie to Rhys on Happy Father's Day in Aotearoa and Rhys's responses under her instagram post

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going fucking bonkers going bananas going INSANE [x]

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on-screen lovers and off-screen besties is literally the best dynamic ever

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The way that Stede buries his hand in Ed’s hair twice when they kiss

The way that Ed plays with Stede’s collar twice when they kiss

The way they each have a thing they do when they kiss

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OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH

Man on Fire (2x07)

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#The nod of consent is so important to me 😭

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Can't believe you made me breakfast in bed. Yeah, me neither. I don't think I've ever even made regular breakfast.

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losing it losing it losing it losing i—

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How Our Flag Means Death Transformed Rhys Darby into a Merman: new behind the scenes costume design pics from Entertainment Weekly

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OFMD Season 2 + text posts

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The picnic - (2023)

"Aww, You see! Isn’t a picnic a good idea ? And this linen shirt I gave you Iooks absolutely lovely on you."

"Argh...I don't know...I guess! Not sure about the shirt, though: it's not really my color."

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AO3 Top Relationships Bracket- Round 2 Side 1

This poll is a celebration of fandom history; we're aware that there are certain issues with many of the listed pairings and sources, but they are a part of that history. Please do not take this as an endorsement, and refrain from harassment.

#C’mon crew #our flag means death #ofmd #stede bonnet #edward teach #gentlebeard #blackbonnet #ed teach #the gentleman pirate #blackbeard