So Matt was like: mushroom people (affectionate) and then Liam was like: mushroom people (derogatory)
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she stood no chance against the power of friendship
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when someone has "taken" in their bio it's bc they've been consumed by the fog
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When you’ve been cooking for long enough, you stop making recipes and start making “shit in a skillet” and “whatever soup”
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Their relationship in a nutshell
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NEXT TIME, YOU INVITE PAM
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My boss is making me work even though theres discord channels to read like morning paper?
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floor time save me. floor time. save me floor time
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why does every job want you to have a drivers license… cant you want me for my loving nature
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you know when you're ill about Some Guy and you look at him and you're like. what sort of siren spell have you cast upon me. fiend. witch. begone from my sight *looks at another jpeg* *looks at another jpeg* *looks at another jpe
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i dont “have ptsd” that’s all just the wizard’s curse
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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.
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damn ok lake superior
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satire about capitalism isn’t funny anymore when actual ads start looking like this
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i will never understand the insane takes against having games be more accessible
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I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.
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