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if i was an animal id be a gorilla

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Bats Fact #27

Whole Apple

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Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

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Far worse, in my opinion, than the famous “he wouldn’t fucking say that” is “he WOULD fucking say that, as part of his facade, but you seem to think he would mean it genuinely”

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me when i meet the person who created webp files

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just gonna start killing people i dont find funny

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what if i just rest my eyes for a second

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google know’s it’s stuff,

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ok lets settle it. which laios is getting the best dick rn

#nsft #nsfw #nsfwish #its not even a question bro #top right no difficulty #dungeon meshi

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ok

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touch me while your bros play team fortress - taylor swift if she was awesome

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legitimately so scary that i just made a doctors appointment for 2025. you mean the far distant sci fi future 2025? you mean the pacific rim 2025? you mean i have to go to the doctor while giant robots are fighting the fucking kaiju? fuck all the way offfffffff

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talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip