Wenn ein Programmierer das Vorderende eines Bootes repariert: Bugfix
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NEEEEEEEIN
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(ID: Duolingo phrase featuring an image of a thief breaking into a house, text in German translates to "Oh, good evening! Do you like my apartment too?")
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Das es "brillant" geschrieben wird und nicht "Brilliant" klingt eindeutig nicht richtig. Hört sich fake an
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Jealous?
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duolingo. WHAT THE FUCK
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The "Wir machen das mit den Fähnchen" of Wähler-Appeasement
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Confession: Der Prinz von Prinzenrolle ist irgendwie schon fuckable. Richtiges Daddy Material
I am coming back out of retirement to kinkshame you specifically.
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pronouns in bio except it's just he/she/it das s muss mit
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me, a german dependent on public transport, repeating my daily affirmations into the bathroom mirror while gripping the sink so hard it hurts: strikes are important no matter how badly they affect me strikes are important no matter how badly they affect me strikes are important no mat
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I love baking
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