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Cop: You ran a red light.

Remus: So did you, hypocrite.

Cop: I was following you.

Remus: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver.

Cop: Get out.

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James and Lily (making out)

Sirius (disgusted): I fucking hate couples

Remus (grabs Sirius and kisses him)

Sirius (grinning stupidly): Never mind, I just hate straight people

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3am in the boys dorm...

Sirius: *screaming the greatest showman soundtrack at the top of his voice*

Remus: *crying* sirius go to fucking sleep-

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Peter: Prongs, blow your Quidditch whistle for us!

James: *blowing the whistle*

Remus: Maybe not its a little shrill

Peter: *shrugging his shoulders* we let Sirius talk*

Sirius: *in a high pitched voice* wHAT?

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"thanks mate!"

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Sirius: *laying down on the couch in the common room*

Remus: *kissing him and climbing on top of him*

Lily: Can-can I just get my purse it’s underneath you-

*kissing intensifies*

Lily: You know what nevermind

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Andromeda: Sirius, be charming but not too charming.

Sirius: That's like asking Superman to not be too super.

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💋

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what do you mean wolfstar didnt raise harry

what do you mean this isnt canon (from this post)

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“Just between us” Sirius promised Remus after he found out Remus was a werewolf in their dormitory one winter morning.

“Just between us” Remus muttered to Sirius the first time they kissed, hidden away in a dark corridor.

“Just between us” James said, grinning at the marauders when they all turned human again after their first full moon together.

“Just between us” Regulus whispered to Kreacher in the cave, just before he drank the poison and was dragged into the lake.

“Just between us” Peter swore to James and Lily as they made him their secret keeper.

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he. could. have. raised. him.

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remus: with great power, comes great need to take a nap. wake me up later.

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sirius: hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?

remus: what have you done

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i love marauders fans we saw four dudes in a book series whose only personality trait was dead and we were like. okay. i’m gonna log on to tumblr dot com and make a post about what socks each of them wears and it’ll get 300 notes

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Sirius:...So then he smiled at me with his extremely adorable and beautiful smile...

Lily: Why are you guys talking about Remus?

James: I'm not sure, I asked about the weather and we ended up here

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It starts pouring down rain on Sirius and Remus’ wedding and they just laugh and shout their vows over the downpour and and let themselves get soaked to the skin even while the people in the seats cast drying charms over themselves because rain on your wedding day is good luck anyway and this was how their love was: all consuming, bone deep, drenching. Sirius let his dress drag in the mud and the veil stick to his face and their kiss was as sweet and quenching and cleansing as it’d always been.

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Remus: I hate all men, but when he... *looks at sirius*

Sirius: I wonder how far I can get my wand up my nose.

Remus:...no. no I hate all men.